Slaughterhouse Princess

It should go without saying but never trust a rich person who invites you to their house to take part in a poorly defined event. 

This might be the most pregnant women we've ever seen in a movie for the podcast, since we found that one video...

These are all of the Camp Blood movies that have been made. Camp Blood, Camp Blood 2, Within the Woods (aka Camp Blood 3), Camp Blood First Slaughter, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5, Camp Blood 666, Camp Blood 7, Ghost of Camp Blood, Camp Blood 8: Revelations, and Children of Camp Blood.  There is no punchline, we just wanted you to know.

When a movie starts off with a guy digging up his wife to insult her, among other things, you know you are in for a real treat

In case you were wondering, no, there are no slaughterhouses in this film.  We understand if you are disappointed.

Once there was this girl who Drew a weird looking house with all kinds of stuff in it And when she finally went there She saw a kid whose legs didn't work right She couldn't quite explain it And we can't really either

Please let us know what the deal with the insert shots of the trees were about, we legitimately don't know.

Finally an erotic thriller that isn't afraid to show the seedy underbelly of the world of Opthametry.  It's about time.

We take a look at the worst tutorial for soldering ever produced and try to unravel the overly complicated lore of one man's quest to kill as many people as possible.

We take another look at this film because we just can't say no to our Patreons and definitely not due to forgetting we watched it already.

No matter what the title of this movie brings to mind, we assure you it's somehow better and worse than that. Mostly Worse.

In the far off future of 2017 two brave people have unprotected sex which is punishable by being intestinated, which is a real word no matter what spell check tells me.

Ever wonder what a made for TV ozploitation movie would be like?  Join us this week as we find out.

Please fasten your seat belts and return your seat trays to the upright position as we take off to an adventure in the skies.

It's a lost episode about cheap booze and turning into goo piles, without Troy.  Well, without his audio anyway. Good luck making it through the entire episode.

It's time to take a look at a movie you have seen before even if you haven't seen it.  Think of all the time you'll save.

Grab yourself a tall glass of plum extract and hide the peaches while we discover the pitfalls of nepotism.

We dip back into the Uwe Boll oeuvre to see what happened to Bill WIlliamson after the first film.  Yes, that is really his name.

Panman, come together with your pans Save me, I'm together with your pan

Get ready for the cinematic equivalent of a potluck dinner as we somehow watch 6 different genres of movie at the same time.

No matter what, and we must stress this, do not crawl headfirst into the giant shell.

We managed to make a podcast that's longer than the movie we watched this week.  Whether or not that's a good thing remains to be seen.

Another shining example of why you shouldn't trust anyone who has a house with a dumbwaiter.

It's anthology time this week as we see how many horror directors can be crammed into a single movie.  It's at least 5.

We take a look at two versions of the second installment of Escape Room: Tournament of Champions to maximize the difficulty of talking about it.