Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Colton tries to selfie cam himself through his ongoing mystery of who's here for the wrong reasons and gets a random stamp of approval from his dad before dumping a beauty queen. This week's bonus is about energy healing city council candidates and the hunt for missing kittens. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @Ro...

Colton is presented with a mystery. Someone is not here for the right reasons, but will he kick off the right bimbos? This week's bonus is about dog yoga, Mandarin for toddlers and a wrap up of the Rat House fight. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for priva...

The Bachelor goes to Tahiti and Colton removes the Never from Been Kissed's name. More worms are swallowed and Colton fears his worst. Nightmare. Is coming true. LITERALLY. This week's bonus is about mystery cat feeders and needy neighbors. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See ac...

The Bachelor goes to Singapore and tries to teach the entire city the meaning of the word "WOOOOO!" The beauty queens slug it out, but Demi takes out two targets making her the slickest winner of all time. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and op...

The Bachelor takes on pirates and fitness, and the pageant girls go at it. Will Colton cry? Yes. Yes he will. This week's bonus is a serious talk about the trans hate spouting from Tamra's offspring. Shocker, we know. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @Ro...

It's story time on The Bachelor, and the girls write like it's their first time. Then Billy Eichner stops by to terrorize Colton and a beauty pageant war brews. This week's bonus is all about rain trolls and the soup obsessed. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram...

Colton is freshly spray tanned and ready to pretend to lose his virginity to a girl. Will the old lady from What About Mary ruin everything? This week's bonus is our first foray back into the world of NextDoor. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePrick...

Welcome back! We got the campfire going, so let's get to the second half of our contestant roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

The Bachelor is back for its 23rd season, but before we get to see how many times Colton cries in his first episode, we have to meet the 19,000 dodo birds vying for his attention. It's a two part Cast Roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and o...

It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise's fifth season. Will Annalise take no for an answer? Will Wills get to say anything? And has Colton survived the wrath of Tia? Let's find out! On this week's premium bonus: Jenna turned out to be a low down lyin' emoji hustler, and we mourn the model's loss together. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where y...

Bachelor in Paradise rewards its loyal viewers with the gift of Orange Robby and a bunch of people get dumped. We're in the final inning, people!  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter an...

Eric realizes he doesn't know where the cheese is at all, Annalise tells off a possible Russian witch, and a perfectly newish Ross Dress For Less picture frame is burned in a fire. Also: JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER! JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER *and Carly and Evan too I guess.  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To h...

Eric made Angela cry, which causes a mist of distrust to descend upon our favorite group of needful things. Who will cry? Who won't cry? And will Colton and Tia make it out alive?  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our...

Leo douches out completely this episode and tries to keep some dignity by dressing like The Nanny on his way out before throwing a drink on our favorite grocer. Then, the mom makes out with the last of the men and then gets left behind like yesterday's Annalise. Fun times. This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning up poop, and neighbors who shouldn't be allowed to install sur...

Will Krystal lose the Goose and latch on to Conor or will she just bury her head in the sand? Or both? Just another day in Paradise!  This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning up poop, and neighbors who shouldn't be allowed to install surveillance cams. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL sh...

Guest Annabelle DeSisto (Adderall and Compliments, @AnnabelleDeSisto) joins Ronnie this week to talk about Colton and Tia finally naming their relationship! Also, Leo gets nasty, model gets jeal, and our fave French Canadian already has lipstick on his face.  This week's bonus is about Stef's neighbors fighting about the infestation of evil Amazon delivery drivers. To hear it and all of our bonuse...

The model loses his poo on this week's Bachelor in Paradise and drowns a puppy. Plus, Tia gets more stalkery and Colton gives in. This week's bonus is about Stef's neighbors fighting about the infestation of evil Amazon delivery drivers. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @...

Tia learns that Goose is the douche we all knew him to be on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise. Also, Colton cries a little more, Becca rolls her eyes, and Kenny teaches Eric about self help books. This week's bonus is about our neighbors' obsessions with bird scooters and ice cream truck crime. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy...

This week on Bachelor in Paradise, will Colton lose the game or the rest of his hair first? How many chances will Tia give? And will Bibiana find a way to finally get someone to look through her telescope? This week's bonus is about our neighbors' obsessions with bird scooters and ice cream truck crime. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where y...

Bachelor in Paradise begins its journey w fresh hos, new crabs, and a prop for Chris. This week's bonus are the After the Final Rose Interviews. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-...

The Bachelorette comes to an end, and Becca is so in love with both guys that she lets a quesadilla decide the winner. Not kidding. This week's bonus are the After the Final Rose Interviews. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor....

The douchelords fight like wussies on this very special Men Tell All episode of The Bachelorette. Will Wills finally beat the shit out of his face with his tongue? Let's find out? On this week's premium bonus, our neighborhoods are obsessed with stolen plants, stolen hose water, and the power grid. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you ca...

It's Fantasy Suite week on The Bachelorette! Becca is in love with literally everyone. Who will she settle for? On this week's premium bonus, our neighborhoods are obsessed with crows and Norm's. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTa...

It's Hometown week on The Bachelorette! Becca is force fed wings, bad haircuts and TRUTH AND HONESTY. Will she be vlnrbool? On this week's premium bonus, we do a cast breakdown of Bachelor in Paradise. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWi...

This week on The Bachelorette, Colton comes out as a Virgin in the front and production almost halts from shock. Will Rebecca be devastated or get to bud nipping? Let's find out together! On this week's premium bonus: we're back to stalking our neighbors on NextDoor. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On...