Remote Station Seven

Freedom isn't free. It costs the authority of the state that takes care of you.

Remember that protest is a form of surrender to self destructive paranoia.

Free speech is the cheapest speech.

If you have compassion for everyone, then you have compassion for no one.

Remote Station Seven reminds you that good neighbors make bad patriots.

Remember that no rights can be as meaningful as those you have sufficiently labored for.

Who needs metaphors when nothing is as it seems anyhow?

Remote Station Seven reminding you that when no one listens, you scream, but when you scream, no one listens.

Listening to this broadcast is a privilege for authorized listeners. If you do not have official authorization, listening to this broadcast risks imprisonment and/or execution according to federal bylaws.

Remote Station Seven reminds you that everything is under control.

Don't forget: Everyone can't know everything. That's what government is for.

Just a gentle reminder that billionaires exist so that you don't have to.

Remember to stop trying to do something about the state of the world and just enjoy it for a change.

Remote Station Seven would like to remind you that there are different types of love. Don't fall for the weak ones.

Remote Station Seven reminds you to look to the future. The present is fine as it is.

Remote Station Seven would like to remind you that a true patriot votes against his own interests and in the interests of his leaders.

Remote Station Seven is happy to remind you that no everyone can make history. That is what strong leaders are for.

See a tank on the street? Thank the driver for its safe driving practices. See a line of tanks on the street? Everyone loves a parade!

Immigrants drain the official state budget by creating the need for an immigration department, thus taking away money from our military. Oppose immigrants!

Spotted an illegal alien? Are you sure that YOU are not also an illegal alien? Remember to turn yourself in before you inform on others. You are your first priority.

Please remember - a protest is just a riot where the violence is verbal. Verbal violence still hurts our military and our great leaders and is punishable by the law. Or will be.

If you have taken to the streets and find yourself shot by a member of our brave military, please remember to thank that soldier for doing his job so well.

Please remember that it is the military's job to keep the peace and sometimes keeping the peace requires violence. Also - are you interested in participating in the station's Summer Cookie Swap? Contact us!

Remote Station Seven is celebrating its 100th year as the official state-sanctioned broadcaster. We are proud to spread the word internationally that supreme authority and the perception of generous political domination can be combined within one ruling body. You can put your mind to ease, everything is under control.

Remote Station Seven is celebrating its 100th year as the official state-sanctioned broadcaster. We are proud to spread the word internationally that supreme authority and the perception of generous political domination can be combined within one ruling body. You can put your mind to ease, everything is under control.