Qualified Nonsense

I double dog dare you to read this and not listen to this episode. Who doesn't like hot tea about red flags? What if I told you this episode starts of with some really mushy nonsense that orbits the subject of the fragility of life, love, and happiness? See? Hooked. You're already listening to it. You've stopped reading and are entranced by the luxurious timbre of our voices. You're welcome. Send...

Did you know that Qualified Nonsense mean " incredibly sexy men making a podcast providing advice for what amounts to being not very many people about subjects they have no business providing advice for or frankly even discussing " - in Latin? Well, now you know. The episode is in Latin, too. Seriously. Listen to it, you'll see. It's a banger. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@g...

Just as you may have feared, we're back. But this time, we talk about dongs. Wait.. is that a theme we're previously gravitated towards? My goodness, I thought this was a family show! We sit down with the best minds in the game to discuss the nuances of plastic surgery, novelty snacks, and the silly pride of prideful silly people. As always, we hope you enjoy. If you don't it'll only hurt our feel...

Ok, ok. We missed a week. And we're sorry. Jake started a new job. Matt's family was sick. Brandon chose poorly for his podcast cohosts. There. It's all out on the table. Sue us. But we're also sorry. Someone real wrote to us in our subreddit r/qualifiednonsense. Y'all should come check it out, write some sh...stuff and get it aired. "Aired" what are we, on the radio? El oh el. Hope you enjoy! Sen...

Boy, oh boy, do we have a banger for you today! A clean 1 hour and 8 minutes and 51 seconds of pure, unaltered fun. Family friendly? Hell no! This is the nitty gritty. We talk about using emojis in text messages! Where else can you find this level of grit? Is that not hard-core enough for you? How about nostalgic video games? I that not diabolical enough for you?! Well we end on when we've found o...

You're listening to this episode because you nasty. Don't play. We see you. Alas, after catching up about our terribly exciting, thrilling, and down right extraordinary lives, we grabbed some Reddit questions and talked them into the ground. So, we're glad you listened. But clean your act up, for goodness sake. This is a family show (disclaimer, this is not a family show). I'll say it again. Who r...

Where else can you find such quality packed, nonsense filled, top tier, USDA certified jibber jabber? I ask you?! Well, we're back with more (you're welcome) and hot dropping into some real CrAzY qUeStIoNs like "how to make work an enjoyable experience", "What R rated movie were you not old enough to watch", and "Do you (as white folks) ever get loosey goosey with the race/ethnicity section on off...

Back into the Reddit swamp we go! After our normal "Hi, how are ya"s, we dig right into the important questions that keep you coming back. Questions like "Do you let you pet know when you'll be back?", "What's a go to trick question or riddle?" and "What is always a miserable buying experience?" You know, the really tough questions. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com an...

All gas, no breaks. We're here, yet again for some inspiring and enthralling content. You can hear about Brandon's new overalls! But on YouTube you can SEE THEM! Perhaps soon we'll all have them... Come hang with us while we talk about a nuanced view of the classic question of having lots of expendable income, get into the state of the world and if the future is optimistic. We close it out with so...

Did you know that we're all wisping around a vast universe TOGETHER?! What fun! Listen in while we chit chat about terribly important subjects like the weather in NC, Matt's Mexico trip, and what a "Munch" club is! But wait, there's MORE! We entertain a listener question (should out, Brandon S.!), we debate the strength of one's "flex", and we even scrap about waist sizes! I know what you're think...

Back at it in the new year! This is the nitty gritty, buzz-wordy kind of episode you'll want to grease those ear joints with! It's got suspense, drama, romance, the whole average sized enchilada. Join us as we discuss what we begrudgingly "side with the boomers on this one...", talk about germs, and the complexities of true self expression. Genius, you say? Please, you go too far... Us? Well... th...

Happy New Year (almost), you charming, classy, and shockingly attractive listeners! Listen in as we deep dive into fast food taste profiles and how they've changed (or have WE changed?!). Then we have some fortune telling of the year 2025. And finally we have an uncomfortable briefing on dirty talk (oo-la-la!) We're happy that you've chosen to wrap up the ol' 2024 year with us and we're looking fo...

Happy Holiday and White Christmas, Y'All! The gang's back at it with some fun Reddit questions that orbit the holiday cheer. We talk about cocktails, last minute gifties, and what we find to me most special. We leave you with some warm holiday anecdotes and sharing of our holiday plans (for all you stalkers out there *winkie face). Be good, be safe, and make good decisions. And whatever you do, do...

Listen in to our charming rhetoric as we get caught up on our xmas lights and [not] our Batmobiles. We go on to explore what will be nostalgic for people in 20-30 years, the subject of things to try that are not traditionally considered masculine, and finally how to covertly sabotage a house or apartment with fart spray (so something more exciting!). We know. The programming is almost TOO good. No...

Out here wagging our jaws and having a good time at it. Join us while we chat about ideal afterlives, /r shower[beer]thoughts, and quality parenting. Don't worry, it's not all business, we have talk about spicy photography and adult bedroom visits, too. (admittedly, the last bit makes us sound more fun than we are...) Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

Post Thanksgiving sigh! We're back with more nonsense, but of the qualified kind. Get caught up on whatever the heck we're up to these days and nestle in for some Reddit fun. What screams "I'm bad with money"? Catcalling - but why tho and how does it make you feel (male edition) Sauce or Soup: discuss. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review,...

Wildly misleading title... The first thanks we're giving this Thanksgiving is to those who tended to the land for hundreds of years. We want to acknowledge the indigenous lands on which we recorded this podcast. After we share some uncomfortable pronunciations of local tribes in our respective areas, stick around an hear us get caught up on the ever-so-exciting personal updates. After which we div...

You thought we’d flame out? Ha! Buckle up, buckaroo! Join the Qualified Nonsense crew and get caught up on what excitement occurs in our daily lives (ooo, ahhh!). Then we derp right into important questions like “What’s normal at 2PM and not so normal at 2AM?”, “Dumb dinos lived for ages, smarty humans: maybe not so long…?” and “Best interview question?” Do we stay on topic? Of course not! Listen...

That's right folks. The friends you know and love are back at it again. Join Brandon, Matt, and Jake as they catch up about education, New Orleans, and beer. The intrepid trio face off against the wild world of Reddit and pontificate on the most intriguing subreddit questions and comments like "What kind of sandwich are you?" and "Landlord Retaliation Fantasies" and even "The modern male social an...

Folks, this is it! This is our last episode (for now) that was recorded live on 12/10/23 and can still be viewed at youtube.com/@qualifiednonsense . In this one, we talk about the reasons for starting a podcast, Jake helping with moving, the Christmas Train in Yacolt, WA, Christmas traditions, things that would be on a Qualified Nonsense Bingo card, where we see ourselves in 2 years, New Years res...

On this week's show, we cover our plans for survival, what it means to live a finite life in an infinite universe, our own life pro tips, goats, the myth of the alpha in nature, pub trivia, 'Godzilla Minus One', 'Violent Night', time zones, and more! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Th...

This week, we make a big announcement about the future of the show you'll want to hear! Plus, we talk about the best and worst meals we've ever cooked, out of body experiences, things that sound better than they actually are, 69, Jake's son's birthday party, Thanksgiving, cranberries, and more! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like an...

In this episode, we talk about things we like best and least about our current jobs, Black Friday plans, things we became fans of late in life, port wine, Matt's Hawaii trip, homebrewing, an unfortunate incident while Jake was hiking, first aid/CPR, adult toys, and more! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podc...

This week's episode is Matt-less, so Brandon and Jake discuss: businesses we would like to open, our favorite breakfasts, Halloween activities, hack comedy, restaurants, German food, high school era Denny's shenanigans, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send any questions or comments...

On this week's show, we discuss how we use soap, the first dates with our spouses, our ideal midlife crises, pumpkin carving, pumpkin seeds, Eddie Izzard, Brandon's Arizona trip, moving to different locations, and more! Please consider becoming a Patron to help out the show and to start getting bonus content at just $5 a month: patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Send any questions or comments to: quali...