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Just think about the fact that if a person from cave man time or even Victorian era drank this (Cherry Float Coke), it would be diabetic shock on impact. Ivana was having a whole life, waiting for the toilet to flush. In any dyke movie Bella’s watched, she’s never seen scenes like The Handmaiden. And that’s saying something. Ivana’s subway take would be like, this doesn’t matter. At all. The shock...

Ummm… hi. It’s like, we were just here. It’s been Ivana’s Year of Ego in that she’s been experiencing a lot of negative feedback about herself. There is nothing more exhilarating than finding out someone has your birthday. That is what the crack is. Ivana’s sun is Rachel McAdams as Regina George. Bella’s sun is Victoria Beckham as Posh. Bella and Rosie O’Donnell were dust particles together at the...

Let’s lock in sister. To prove to Hudson Williams that she was cool, Ivana gave him a double thumbs up and said "Awesome." This is always what happens when you watch too much Vanderpump rules: you go crazy. When these celebrities die, they come to Bella. Miss Violet Affleck, mama will NOT take off that mask! For context: we've been thinking about Annie. Bella’s a Holmes' head. And in terms of bein...

Do we have to do the first point on this list? Let’s just say there’s two RIPs on this list. Besides that, it’s a beautiful midsummers night. Bella has had what can only be described as a Good Summer. Meanwhile, Ivana got a biopsy on her boob. What else is there to do in therapy but lie? Bella did her Grade 10 speech on YouTube. Ivana did it on being against volunteering. Bella sees her sister Iva...

Ivana demands the guest to introduce herself. But Brood knows Audrey. Without her, there would almost be no us. Now for the first time, we’re all here together for, say it with me: WeHo Pride. Bella’s conductor hat is unique. What that ball cap is doing is not natural. Turns out, the way to embody the mind of a lawyer is a lot of googling. The Grove is Italy at its finest. When it comes to getting...

Our hair is getting long. Our bangs, at least. But Bella has to be clear, to those who don't know what we look like; we have the shortest of pixie cuts. A three hour movie is difficult, however, sometimes it's a great opportunity to eat so much food. Bella got misgendered at Giant Tiger and she deserved it. The next hundred points are about Vanderpump Rules so that'll be good. Who is t...

It is so good to be back and Bella has to say, we have a bit of the giggles. Welcome to the stage: One Pump Lisa. Even Ivana thought there was a glimmer of mischief in her sister’s words but Bella seriously couldn’t stop crying at the convent. This year of Love Island, Ivana started getting active on Threads and that’s knew she needed to take a step back from the villa. All we have to say to Taylo...

One night we had fun in LA and oh, the price we paid. ROBBED! It’s the world’s sport and Ivana is part of the world. Meanwhile, Italy not being in the World Cup has made Bella more Italian than ever. At work, what else is there to do but drink water and be pissin? To Bella, personally, Andy Sachs is sexless. The joy of not having a guest is that the girls can jump around, they can play. Like jazz....

We do have something to admit to our guest. To us, she is a doctor of pop culture. It's crazy when Ivana thinks back to six haircuts ago. Now she's Anne Hathaway from Les Mis. Shannon Burns and Bella are like Harry Potter and Voldemort in that they're connected and they both exist in the city. Ivana's like, really a stickler for the list. Meanwhile Bella called Connor Stories &quot...

This is Thee Bieber Fever. He (Justin Bieber) is literally the reason Ivana is having her whole Christian thing. She has to reckon with that. The girls have to be serving Charisma, Uniqurness, Nerve, and Talent in a really major way during these AI times. Bella needed a binder at D-Box movie. Ivana has always known that she will have to become evil. To flip the patriarchy to the matriarchy. But th...

Two cups stand before us. Sure, everything is open for interpretation but these tea leaves are Bella. Ivana says a movie is the closest thing an average person can have to going to Space. Kibo Sushi tried to make Bella seem fucked up but she’s NORMAL! Regarding the chewing, we want everyone to know that we’re learning and we’re fucking listening. Anna from the post office-Crystal shop made Bella d...

Despite Ivana turning thirty, the girls return to old pod days and smoke 4 joints pre recording. And they were just saying, there is really so much going on right now. Some good. Lots good! Some bad. Some weird. Ivana was feeling that everyone was neglecting her drumming. Meanwhile, the sales associate at Long & Mcquade did a bold and brash assumption against Bella. Remember when Ivana “took”...

Bella doesn’t think having a band is that hard. We proved it, didn’t we? Ivana decides to give up being a paper towel eco terrorist for Lent. That Jamaican pic of Adele looks totally like something AI would’ve done. Bella wrote “another man that’s hot” on the list and has absolutely no idea who it was. You can’t even imagine how much it meant to Ivana as an Italian girl who grew up with all Colomb...

Well, we had show. You guys had to be there. And most of you were! Bella knew that by the time we got to the end of the show… Ivana would sing. And sing, she did. Bella felt the Toronto earthquake from across the world. Ivana has developed intimacy with Jacob Elordi in their two s*x dreams. Bella says that being an interviewer feels like “being me.” Margot Robbie is woman and Ivana has known it si...

Our “seasons” are pretty arbitrary but it is the Season 2 Our Pod Finale and we have a BIG announcement. Asking Bella to wear contacts would be like asking Harry Potter to wear contacts! Aria Montgomery was first and foremost, deplorable, and secondly, homophobic. When Ivana says “focused” on the gay hockey show, what she means is “horny.” Bella’s problem with Love Actually is the whole “on Christ...

So, it’s 35 minutes straight of Wicked: For Good spoilers and then straight into overnight oats. It’s so true that you eat a plum on the beach. Ivana rode the mic and Bella is top. On PLL, the biggest enemy is a trans woman. Did you know that? Ivana is plugged into the world in a numerical way. We like some of the Lorde songs but what the hell does she know about being nonbinary? And just so quick...

Well? Well, what sister? Ivana told her hairdresser to do what he wanted and, he did. Bella’s tap class was doing gender bending with Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. Ivana maladaptive daydreamed about: Angelina Jolie, Amanda Seyfried, Dianna Agron, and Lauren Jauregi. If having vivid sex dreams means demon, then that would mean a succubus is living in Bella’s house. The girls are understanding why they d...

Everyone wants to be a Scarlett, no one wants to be Dr. Plum. At the end of the day, Taylor Swift, you may be gay but let us tell you something…. You will never be queer. The moon was full and bright on the night of Addison Rae. The Family Stone reminded Ivana of the Christmas movie that her and Bella wrote, except theirs is so better. We’ve talked a lot of shit about Libras on this pod and now it...

Can you believe Ivana’s already on her third fairy book? She’s reading fast. The girls discover that at the centre of their Venn diagram is having a crush on Bad Bunny. Ivana making a TikTok is a bit like Taylor Swift making an album. Bella hates to be gendered on the pod but do you think One Battle After Another is a boy movie? We heard from our communities about scissoring. In a fully platonic w...

The last time that Bella went to Medieval Times, Ivana wasn’t her Best Friend Forever yet. But she saw the stories. First and foremost: Fuck You J.K. Rowling. Ivana has a very exciting update about the Azerbaijani village family that she watches everyday on YouTube. Scissoring does exist in the sense that anything is possible between two human bodies. Bella doesn’t like fan service to gay people a...

For listeners, Ivana’s hair is positively 1920s and her shirt is positively ribeye. Bella thinks it’s incredible to have a t-shirt with both Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande on it. Ivana didn’t know what the movie Snow White and The Huntsman means to Bella. If the makers of S3 Traitors Canada were interested in making a compelling season of television that would disrupt Canadian Media forever, they wou...

Update from last ep: Bella was haunted. Both the girls have Barenaked Ladies stories? Oh, I’m sure. Random but Ivana was shocked at Eve Babitz being good. Bella hates to take it to a place of toilet but she’s made a huge mistake. Ivana can't wait for Dua Lipa's theatre concept. Bella’s high school yearbook quote was “Mischief Managed” which sucks because she wasn’t in the year book at all....

Most conversation-starting card decks are made for people who hate each other. Question: do you guys think Bella is being haunted rn? Taylor Swift announcing her new album on a football podcast is oracle that Trump will be elected third term. And if you need Bella to explain that, she can’t even help you. Ivana receives a prophecy on a wedding dance floor. In Bella’s 2AM scrolling, she stumbled up...

So basically what we’re gonna do is dance. And that’s an order. The girls can’t believe that Santana Lopez never got to do Sneaker Night. Basically Ivana went to Vancouver and Bella went to creek. Ivana will wear elf ears to the Ren Faire to reconnect with her ancestors. Meanwhile Bella is dead serious about making chainmail because "how hard can it be"? Ivana was finally exposed to the...

Bella embraces Ivana and all of Ivana when she posts a thirst trap. The girls are doing "can I say?" about Justin Bieber this episode. Because guess what, a Pisces can be an asshole and a true romantic at the same time. Play by JLo is the original mother that the apple fell from the tree of that is Club Classics by Charli XCX. Bella poses a new age old question: today do you feel like Co...