Organised Fun

I'm back with the Americans - watch your dots! Highlights include: - Dinger brings global appeal... - Would you prefer 'that's just the game,' or 'wow you're shit?' - Riley gets bullied a lot... - I didn't eat the pencil... - The Anti-Riley Alliance fails... - The box shows so many rule breaks! - Watch out for natural slippage... - You're such a timesuck! - Do we do giveaways? - No bullshit!

This week, we're off to explore the games of Fiji! Highlights include: - They don't even have mancala! - Don't get your head shrunk!  

This week, we're trying to destroy the one ring in the fires of Mount Doom - that old chestnut! Highlights include: - Three new voices! - Nobody likes being forced to be Hitler... - I could have saved the day with Merry and Pippin... - Gollum is useless... - Watch out for Nazgul! - I forgot the dice tower...  

This week, Riley, Kimmy and I debrief on my week in Utah! Highlights include: - Riley brings sexy back... - Real life sucks after one week of magic... - Surprise surprise, there's rules... - I got to stay at Sir Ian Moss' house! - The main event of Monday was Walmart... - I taught the Americans Shithead... - What the fuck is a mangosteen? - Daybreak ruined the whole week... - Watch out for the mea...

This week, you hear the culmination of over two years' worth of Pandemic Legacy! Highlights include: - Is that how you say virologist? - We made the shittiest world imaginable... - It's Ryan or die! - Sarah loves zombies... - We have a Bratz summer! - Why can't people read my writing? - Our biggest issue was the outbreaks (not Jane) - The Babes finally get their Christmas presents! - Which disease...

This week, the queen is having a banquet with some of the most influential families in the land. Can we use our political manipulations to see the right families in favour, or will they end up in disgrace? Highlights include: - Every good episode starts with an apology... - The best strategy is 'winning...' - I get challenged by a 4 year old... - Is it a butterfly or a moth? - Stag rhymes with sla...

This week, we're jetting off to Eswatini! Highlights include: - It used to be Swaziland, don't you know... - Everyone knows there's half as many flags as countries, right? - Can we make a game about AIDS and low life expectancy? - Watch out for lightning! - Eddie Redmayne, and some woman... - Obviously, all game artists know each other... - Save the rhinos!

This week, we are rival magicians competing to be the most famous so we can claim the legendary Trickerion Stone! Highlights include: - Come see the Mechaniker change some oil, live on stage! - Riley takes 84 years. Each turn... - The market does not sell shit... - It's giving workshop... - Who goes to the theatre on a Thursday? - Why would you choose to play without the Dark Alley?

The crew of the AGA-0 were swarmed by Helios soldiers on Colony 9, and now find themselves inside the mysterious white light...

This week, we're checking out Eritrea... and chauvinism. Highlights include: - Let's be honest, were we really expecting anything? - Careful nobody steals your coral... - Does Africa have rainforests? - Bones O'Million years old, you say? - We're designers of Eritrean board games, not Eritrean board game designers... - Mark has been doing his regular searches for 'games with pigs on them...'

The Titan war is over and the world is in ruins - It's up to us to rebuild it, but who will get the world closest to their divine plan? Highlights include: - Pigs On Trampolines sounds cool... - Everyone knows Demeter hates water... - Jane is such a God-blocker... - Hippolyta's blessings upon you all! - Sarah is a locking machine... - I hate it when you kidnap a woman and it starts a whole war......

This week, we're exploring a dungeon and trying to collect treasure! Highlights include: - Welcome to Ellie! - Level 3 is where the evil things live... - The Rogue: weak and cheap... - Is a hobgoblin better than a regular goblin? - Level 1 is where the sacks of gold are, and Level 2 is where the silver lives... - I get a delivery from a sullen Amazon man... - Level 6? Not worth it! - Why isn't the...

This week, we're off to Equatorial Guinea! Highlights include: - The exact location is classified... - Why is it 400? - Service or disservice?

This week, we're exploring what El Salvador has to offer! Highlights include: - The National Anthem sounds like the William Tell Overture... - Bunty is officially my nemesis... - If you lose, you get sacrificed... - Fuck the trading cards, make a Legendary! - BGA killed Exploding Kittens...

This week, our ship has been impounded and we have to escape! Highlights include: - It's Escape The Dark Castle... IN SPACE!!! - Yeah, but what IS cunning? - Don't get tweaked... - There's lots of positive employment opportunities for women on this station... - Ooh, eggs! - Get your cybernetics out, love... - This is my first drone rodeo... - If only I'd flanked... - Where are the space fitties an...

We're keeping up our yearly tradition of being averagely skilled at puzzles - this time, we've been roped into the Intergalactic Race, where the winner gets to be in charge of Christmas celebrations for ever!

It's the best Christmas gift of all! A trip to The Dominican Republic! Highlights include: - No Santo Domingo for you! - Hope you all had a lovely Nocho Buena! 

This week, we're off to Dominica to for a quick stop! Will there be any games? Highlights include: - Did you mean The Dominican Republic? - Mark gets a parcel... - Listen to us or else we'll make a game about you... - Alicante better get ready for Wetherspoons...

Our heroes have regrouped after their various exploits, when an exciting discovery is announced on the GalaxyNet. Could some mysterious seeds on Colony 9 hold the key to finding another Eternian?

Tired of living a miserable life, ridiculed by everyone and bullied because of your epic loser status? Well get some revenge by turning your life around. With dice. Highlights include: - It's Shut The Box but with cards... - The explanation is hard to say, and hard to listen to... - 2 is not a good roll... - Complicated or convoluted? - It IS a game... - It could have any theme, or indeed, no them...

This week, we're continuing our spurious world tour with a visit to Djibouti! Highlights include: - Mark found the Pokemon game! - Britain: The Board Game... can you put up your racist flags before they get taken down? - The Congo confusion continues...

This week we're jetting off to Cyprus to see what's cracking. Highlights include: - Why is backgammon there? - You know what would make a fun game? That war we had that one time... - Watch out for AI! - Who the fuck is Lorna?

This week, we're off to Cuba! Highlights include: - Prepare for a Congo addendum... - Would you go and live with aliens for a week? - Tabletopia is bad enough without being in a different language... - It's basically just war and crime... - Shh! Don't tell the Yanks...

This week we're taking a quick visit to the Ivory Coast. Highlights include: - Eklan: Important enough for stamps, but not for anyone to remember how to play it... - 10 minutes is the target... - They're all airbenders!

This week we're exploring The Congo - but do they actually have any games? Highlights include: - There is immediately some Congo confusion... - Now you can find ghosts in Leicester... - Did Mark get his cardigan from The Congo? - Tintin was a dick when he was in The Congo...