Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Meme Girls: What did you pick up for the first time and absolutely nail? The People's Poll: Brushing your teeth with eyes opened or closed? What was the straw that broke the camels back? We call the plus one winner of the Lady Gaga prize! We finally find out WHO is drinking Soda Water every morning in our studio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the niche thing that makes you feel icky?  A National MP on the National members bill on banning under 16s on social media Group Therapy: My neighbour keeps coming onto my property, I want her to stop! The mystery continues, who is leaving a can of sparking water in the bin in The Hits Studio every morning? Matty's turning 40 next year so we ask, what's the positives of getting older?...

Matty wraps up his Rotorua Marathon run!  Matilda thought sea glass was just made by the sea... she didn't realise it was old broken beer bottles! What did you learn as an adult? Matty is STILL unbeatable in his TV Show Quiz, we even tried movies, and he still won.. There is a can of soda water in the bin every day in our Hits Studio, and we need to work out who's it is, and why they are drin...

Is singles tax/ no kids tax a thing? The People's Poll: If you had 1000 grapes and every time you had 1 you inherited $100,000, but ONE was poisoned and you would die if you ate it... how many would you eat? Battle of The Hits: Running songs edition Did you move from the city to the country and what caught you off guard the most? Matty rants about how cafe staff don't SMILE anymore  See omnys...

Matty farted in the middle of his massage Producer Sara was late because she couldn't get a bird out of her house... what was your excuse?   Are You A... council worker? Or can you trick us into thinking you work for the Council? Jon Toogood from Shihad joins the show! The People's Poll: Do you put your bra on at the front & swivel it around or at the back? See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Meme Girls: What do you worry about now, that you wouldn't have before? The People's Poll: What age should you stop getting a birthday cake?  After finding out Matilda reads in accents, we ask what do you do that you think might not be quite normal? When did your family humble you? Matty needs ideas for his friends stag do See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's son Milo had his first day at school today!  'Back in my Day'... what could you get away with? Matilda reads in accents of the characters or in a male or female voice who are in the book she's reading! Group Therapy: I don't like my friends wife. Help! Matty got mud in his phone, and the guy at the tech shop did something VERY weird to get it out... See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

When did you get surprised and you weren't expected it? The People's Poll: Who would win out of One Gorilla vs 100 Men? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What's your weird party trick? Do you have a hobby that doesn't match your age? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The People's Poll: When you're ordering takeaways do you wait in the shop or in your car? Battle of The Hits, Lorde edition. Matty takes on listener Ben! Are You... In the Army? Or can you convince us you are? Matty has a bone to pick with Producer Sara, and it's about instagram! John Campbell on his new show investigating Destiny Church - Under His Command See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Meme Girls: What's the weird behaviour you do with your partner? What was the weird message you got from an ex? What's the quote from a movie or tv show that you use in everyday life? The People's Poll: Did you take this week off as annual leave? Robots can run half matharons! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's TV Takedown - Fantasy TV Shows edition. Matty is still unbeaten! Matty and Producer Sara had silly weekend accidents, what was yours Producer Sara has a question about driving and when it's okay to let someone out! Group Therapy: I've lent my friend money and they're not paying me back What's the crazy thing that happened in your family? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be our local weather presenters! What's the worst excuse you've ever heard? Matilda's son Milo is suddenly obsessed with the Council... Battle of the Hits: Lady Gaga edition! Are You A... supermarket worker? Or can you convince us you are? Matilda used her lipstick instead of a pen  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ gives us a call to update all things baby Frankie, and also her crazy birth story! If money wasn't an issue, what low level funny thing would you pay someone to do? Matty teaches Matilda how to properly honk the horn in her car Meme Girls: What unhinged thing has a kid said to you? The People's Poll: If the ending gets spoiled for you, do you still watch/read? See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

What took you way too long to realise? Should Matilda eat mince that's 5 days old? How good are men vs women at listening?  Group Therapy: My riend is selling stuff I gave her for free on Facebook Marketplace Producer Sara has been caught sniffing something weird, what did you do that that you didn't think was weird, but then realised it was? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Mr G from Summer Heights High is back! But not in the way we wanted... when did you get your hopes up but they were let down again? The People's Poll: When you call somewhere to make a reservation, do you say your name first or when they ask? Matilda's horrible morning with accidental shouting, and accidental carpet staining from the kids Rhi & Jeff from MAFS AUS join us to chat about their lo...

Battle of the TV Themes: We tell Matilda that her pick has won the whole thing! What happened when your parents met your partner? The People's Poll: Do you answer the phone just to say you can't talk? Do you risk driving your car on empty? Matilda nearly got overcharged at the pub and she made that joke "haha must be GREAT wine then"... what's the cringey joke people make in your work? See omnystu...

Matty reckons he can scan his groceries faster at self checkout than anyone in NZ Does The Nanny make it through to the next round of Battle of the TV Theme Songs? Gen Z want to cancel the thumbs up emoji! Dads of NZ help! Why are there TEETH in the studio? We call Jono from The Hits Breakfast Are You A... Factory Worker? Matty absolutely bombs in guessing who is lying See omnystudio.com/listener...

What was the really annoying thing someone did around your wedding?  Matty & Matilda each folded a fitted sheet in 30 seconds on air to see who was better!  Meme Girls: When did you have to overexplain something? What do you do when you've got time to kill between work and an event? What shouldn't be awkward, but just is? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An update on PJs baby number two! Matty saw something really weird on a plane... The People's Poll: Do you watch TV silently or vocally? The Best TV Theme Tunes: Who has made it through to the next round?! Producer Sara accused someone in the office of stealing her lunch & then she found it... when did you have to back track your accusation? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daylight Saving was last night, and Matty is not changing his car clock. What have you been putting off? How did Matty & Matilda's modelling go at ID Fashion Week?! Matilda nearly got dropped... Matilda's 77 year old dad is really into Married at First Sight! What did your parents unexpectedly get into? The People's Poll: Matty had a dream about Matilda! Do you tell someone if you have a dream...

Matty & Matilda are walking the runway at ID Fashion tonight, what could possibly go wrong (No we acrtually plan what could go wrong!) Battle of the Hits: Catwalk Song Edition Matty nearly missed his flight this morning! Battle of the TV Theme songs: Matty wants to bring back The Nanny and Matilda wants to bring Charmed into the running! Our amazing Anaheim trip winner Tanya from Auckland!&nbs...

Battle of the TV Show Themes - will FRIENDS make it through to the next round? What advice did you ignore from a professional? Our Gen Z Producer is on crutches and won't listen to the physio... Matty & Matilda are walking in the ID Fashion Show Tomorrow, Tia from 62 models  judges their walk! What did you sign up for last minute and how did it go? Are You A, Model? Or can Matty & Mat...

The Battle of the TV Show Theme Songs kicks off! Matilda regrets putting Blu tack on her walls! What seemed like a good idea at the time but it wasn't? Matty recorded himself singing in the shower... he thought he nailed it... Meme Girls: What were you really looking forward to doing as an adult, when you were a kid, that hasn't lived up to the expectations? Has anyone has ever dated a friends ex...

What's something you thought was true about yourself, but you just found out wasn't?  Group Therapy: My daughter is paying friends at school to hang out with her! Matty & Matilda are WALKING in a fashion show on Friday!  Matty fell for a April Fools prank... Matilda's in full DIY mode as she gets ready to sell her house, when the DIY job turn into way more than you thought?  See...

When did a parent have your back to help you lie to your kids? The People's Poll: Do you say "you're on your way" when you're still getting ready or when you're actually in the car? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What was the random thing you learned about your co-worker? What's the weirdest way you got your injury, and why do Matty's inner thighs hurt? See omnyst...