LUKEHAND

Bawling cinephiles 12.01.2023 5:46 ↓

Saw a woman naked. Bawling cinephiles.

🍏 🎭 ⚽️ 30.12.2022 2:19 ↓

I’m not an Apple apologist // Vale Pele

“Wee-orr” as a greeting, y/n? 👋 🚨 27.12.2022 3:52 ↓

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Award season 20.12.2022 2:42 ↓

Yolo

Toilet humour 19.12.2022 1:35 ↓

I don’t get it.

Litter gaffe 18.12.2022 12:39 ↓

I can only apologise and completely reverse my opinions as stated in this episode. I was wrong and I’m sorry. . . . (AND 👆🏻THAT is how you do an apology, ladies and other. Take complete ownership, explain what you’re doing immediately to change what you did or said, and - most importantly of all - actually use the words “I’m sorry.” So many public apologies _talk about apologising_ but do not in...

🤬 NSFW - All the way home 🎵 / Equine athletes 14.12.2022 1:06 ↓

Nuff said do you know what I mean? End of innit.

A-side: Slurs / B-side: Whodunnit 📀 13.12.2022 1:45 ↓

Be a bit compassionate and use your words thoughtfully and take care not not upset others as much as possible with what you say. AKa- use some manners. Any questions, AMA. Cheers.

New shirt 12.12.2022 1:54 ↓

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Shut up, Luke (Part II) 12.12.2022 6:53 ↓

Bants

Protein and the public ledger 01.12.2022 2:49 ↓

Zink zonk 🤖 😜

Playboy for the articles 24.11.2022 2:20 ↓

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Never had Covid // Vegan truants 21.11.2022 4:28 ↓

Kek

Can’t say Anything // On Being the Nicest in the Friend Group 16.11.2022 3:00 ↓

The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn’t do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I didn’t think that was what I was going for but you were doing something to help you out I was just saying I didn’t...

Train Derailment Near Geelong, 14 November 2022 14.11.2022 2:30 ↓

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/derailment-to-cause-freight-havoc-as-heavy-rain-pounds-victoria-20221114-p5by5t.html

Kramer 🙃 13.11.2022 5:16 ↓

🚨 Contains re-run content!! 🚨

Tee hee hee 🙊 10.11.2022 1:34 ↓

V-A-G-I-N-A. Techno remix. Tee hee.

‘Selfies’ are the New Autographs 28.10.2022 2:45 ↓

Yeah pretty much.

Mostly Wear a Hat? 26.10.2022 4:31 ↓

Bants

A-side: ‘BPA Free, baby.’ B-side: ‘Cruising Gay St.’ 22.10.2022 3:40 ↓

https://maps.apple.com/?address=32%20Swinton%20St,%20Warrnambool%20VIC%203280,%20Australia&ll=-38.372660,142.451477&q=32%20Swinton%20St&_ext=EiYpkywWhEYwQ8Ax3lxqkEPOYUA5FVfwJyAvQ8BBHv0cbqHOYUBQAw%3D%3D&_mvs=CjYJ7qQBtMUvQ8AR6xsCB3POYUAZAABYzSXQKUAh1pxGFoiqR0ApEPOdO0BjA8AxAAAAAAAAAAASOAoXS2VubmVkeSBTdCAmIFN3aW50b24gU3QSEFdhcnJuYW1ib29sIENpdHkaC1dhcnJuYW1ib29s

GOONS!! 19.10.2022 5:19 ↓

Wazzzzzuuuuuppp!!!!???

Thoroughly modern. 14.10.2022 2:30 ↓

Bants.

He’s over-corrected - and then it was “goodnight Vienna,” really 12.10.2022 4:29 ↓

I reckon he’s over-corrected and then it was “goodnight Vienna,” really

You are so annoying, Luke 12.10.2022 4:55 ↓

Heh

The City in the World with the Greatest Number of Daylight Hours be endured Under Lockdown… EVER! 11.10.2022 4:52 ↓

37.8 dongs into colons. / Dating. / The City in the World with the Greatest Number of Daylight Hours be endured Under Lockdown… EVER!