Law Bite

Ep. 185: Five Finger Discount 03.01.2024 3:07 ↓

If you're gonna steal stuff, make sure it's on a discount, 'cause they probably didn't even want it anyway.

Ep. 184: Cash for Kids (Reboot) 16.12.2023 2:50 ↓

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of bathrooms, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash 'cause your kids are just gonna break it anyway.

Ep. 183: Trouble Again in Paradise (Reboot) 07.12.2023 2:53 ↓

We had so much fun in paradise last year, we thought we'd go back... to the Boom Boom Room.

Ep. 182: Chopped Salad 30.11.2023 2:58 ↓

Sometimes you just get a hankerin' for some finger food.

Ep. 181: Billionaire Blues 23.11.2023 2:54 ↓

While you're eating yourself silly this Thanksgiving-- and loosening your belts-- spare a thought for the underserved billionaires.

Ep. 180: The Golden Ticket 15.11.2023 2:55 ↓

You'll want to sit down for this one.

Ep. 179: The Most Beautiful Lie 03.11.2023 2:54 ↓

Both Georges agree: it's a not a lie... if you believe it.

Ep. 178: Scramble to the Top 25.10.2023 2:42 ↓

In the US House of Representatives, it's a race to the finish-- may the one with the most feathers win!

Ep. 177: Don't Speak 18.10.2023 3:01 ↓

This one is for all of those who believe in the First Amendment right to expression-- but also in shutting up once in a while.

Ep. 176: OnlyFired 11.10.2023 2:31 ↓

No matter what you do, it's ok to express yourself. Unless you're a teacher.

Ep. 175: AI Girlfriend 04.10.2023 2:54 ↓

If you thought things were weird now, well... they just got weirder.

Ep. 174: Queer Eye for Straight Rye (Reboot) 27.09.2023 2:56 ↓

We missed Kid Rock and MTG, two mental giants who are paving the way for progressive thinking. So we brought them back in this tearful reboot.

Ep. 173: Fees Please 20.09.2023 2:28 ↓

We might actually send you a bill for listening to this episode.

Ep. 172: Drones and Stones 12.09.2023 2:39 ↓

This year, tennis is more exciting than ever! (As long as you can be chill, bro).

Ep. 171: (Oily) Pennies from Hell 27.06.2023 3:31 ↓

Here's to all the small business owners out there-- especially the ones who go that extra mile for their employees.

Ep. 170: You're the Father 19.06.2023 2:39 ↓

One thing D-Bag Dads all have in common: they'll never stop doing stupid sh**. Happy Father's Day!

Ep. 169: Nun too Pleased 05.06.2023 2:53 ↓

When it comes to trans/ queer nuns, the issue is simple: wait-- what was the question, again?

Ep. 168: Chat GPWhoops 30.05.2023 2:50 ↓

These days, even lawyers can use ChatGPT to do simple things--  like getting disbarred. 

Ep. 167: The Shitsu Switcheroo 22.05.2023 2:40 ↓

Sometimes when you're drunk, and you're driving, you just need someone to pin it on. Like your best friend.

Ep. 166: Fox in the Courthouse 09.05.2023 2:42 ↓

Sometimes people have to pay for what they say... and then the lawyers make money. Which is awesome.

Ep. 165: Bent Over Rent 02.05.2023 2:48 ↓

Sometimes life is stinky, or gross. The law says: get over it.

Ep 164: Queer Eye for Straight Rye 25.04.2023 2:56 ↓

Sometimes a beer can is so beautiful you just have to cry.

Ep. 163: Fake Naked 19.04.2023 3:00 ↓

AI is now making it so that pretty much anyone can go where no scumbag has gone before.

Ep. 162: Derelict Deacon 10.04.2023 2:50 ↓

It's wedding season! And we just got ordained...

Ep 161: Gettin' Paid 04.04.2023 2:59 ↓

Ol' Donny is back-- and so are the women who tolerated him.