DeHuff Uncensored

Meat sweats are a good thing. While wearing fish flops, a man and a group of idiots walked into a McDonalds in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, and stole a Ronald McDonald statue. You can buy a phone case that feels, looks, and burns just like human skin. Perfect for you murder podcast lovers. 44% of Americans won't show their feet in public. Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes, addressed the medi...

My interaction with Superman. I share the story of the first time I saw a sex worker in its natural habitat. The majority of beaches in the United States have a large amount of fecal bacteria in the water. TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening. Disney is rumored to be looking to recast Indiana Jones. Alleged candidates - Chris Pratt, Glen Powell, or Ryan Gosling. Is the movie...

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band,...

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band,...

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band,...

I saw Jurassic World: Rebirth with Scarlett Johansson, and it was great. We find the silver linings in all of today’s headline news stories. A man’s BMW rolled off the ramp and smashed his junk. Chuck E. Cheese is creating arcades for adults and "lifelong fans" alike with the launch of Chuck's Arcade. Youth baseball coaches from Illinois got fired after getting naked and running the bases at a tou...

The CIA has had numerous projects throughout the years. One of the scariest ones was called “MK-Ultra”, and it involved experimenting on unsuspecting people with LSD, cocaine, electroshock, and many other forms. Point Pleasant, West Virginia was the birthplace of the mythical creature - Mothman. I share some stories that may make you think it’s more than stories - they may be fact. An amazing stor...

False advertising at a Colorado resort that will make you want to book a room. Do you recline your seats on an airplane? Coca-Cola and Star Wars teamed up with Refresh Your Galaxy" with Star Wars-themed collectible cans and bottles worldwide. Anyone else thinking the dad who jumped in the water to save his daughter after she fell from a Disney cruise... that he's probably to blame? The French want...

False advertising at a Colorado resort that will make you want to book a room. Do you recline your seats on an airplane? Coca-Cola and Star Wars teamed up with Refresh Your Galaxy" with Star Wars-themed collectible cans and bottles worldwide. Anyone else thinking the dad who jumped in the water to save his daughter after she fell from a Disney cruise... that he's probably to blame? The French want...

A man in China got drunk and swallowed a spoon. But, he never realized it until 6 months later. This leads me to the story of how I knew my wife was “the one”. Humanoid robots in China play a soccer match. James Gunn talks about hypno glasses that keep Clark Kent's Superman identity secret. J. Houshmandzadeh said he believes the Browns QB race has narrowed down to Dillon Gabriel and Kenny Pickett...

Australian man charged with cattle theft after $100,000 load of bull semen found. A couple in China was married in the worst way possible - at a dog shelter. Airline crew members are having sex in the cockpit, flight attendant confesses Ben Roethlisberger would take prime Aaron Rodgers over Patrick Mahomes now. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our...

Guilty pleasure - Mine is watching my Bug Zapper. What’s yours? Americans spend about 49 hours a year on the toilet playing with their phones. Winnie the Pooh in real life! Bears escape an enclosure in the UK - Steal some honey, then pass out. We play: Where are they now, with the cast of Winnie the Pooh. And it is dark!! Trainwreck: Poop Cruise is now available on Netflix. Some idiot wrote an art...

Large TSA warning for men? Well, large is probably being exaggerated. A man described what happened when he went through airport security with an erection. A man lived 52 years with a toothbrush in his intestine. Jerk-holes attack people with pots and pans in Colorado Springs. Denver Nuggets president - Josh Kroenke, made it sound like Nikola Jokic's future with the team is in jeopardy. Mailbag: W...

My awkward moment at Coors Field. The worst driver just got her license in South Korea. Wiener war - Hormel says Johnsonville stole recipes, trade secrets in lawsuit. Gravy wrestling in England. A professional girlfriend makes $1,300 per date with men. - I think I could do something similar. Travis Hunter officially signed his four-year, $46.65 million fully guaranteed contract with the Jacksonvil...

Disney - the biggest “meh” on Earth. A student's mom in Taiwan allegedly hired pole dancers to perform outside a school as a "graduation gift” One of the Transformers lost a testi. Top five states that consume OnlyFans. Gen Z workforce has some demands for the workplace. Coaching little league baseball. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our co...

Not many know, but I had a confrontation with a great white shark while vacationing in Australia. This is the story I tell my children. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Frontier Airlines - where someone may or may not urinate on your luggage. Joey Chestnut announced he’ll be hammering wieners on the 4th of July. Engineers have built a headset that will record your dreams. Virginia police confront a 6-foot alligator at a motel that escaped while en route to the zoo. The L.A. Lakers sold for $10 billion. Are the Colorado Rockies next to sell? - Probably not. Hosted...

Frontier Airlines - where someone may or may not urinate on your luggage. Joey Chestnut announced he’ll be hammering wieners on the 4th of July. Engineers have built a headset that will record your dreams. Virginia police confront a 6-foot alligator at a motel that escaped while en route to the zoo. The L.A. Lakers sold for $10 billion. Are the Colorado Rockies next to sell? - Probably not. Hosted...

Frontier Airlines - where someone may or may not urinate on your luggage. Joey Chestnut announced he’ll be hammering wieners on the 4th of July. Engineers have built a headset that will record your dreams. Virginia police confront a 6-foot alligator at a motel that escaped while en route to the zoo. The L.A. Lakers sold for $10 billion. Are the Colorado Rockies next to sell? - Probably not. Hosted...

A.I. is here to stay, and it’s coming for you. A study revealed that 38% of Gen Z would love a private space in the office for getting it on. Florida man convicted for pretending to be a flight attendant. A DoorDash driver accidentally went into a secured area at Chicago airport. I share the time I accidentally went onto the Pearl Harbor Military base in Hawaii. Angel Reese says she ‘loves the tro...

Mother Nature and I aren’t on speaking terms. Man from New Jersey was gored by a bison at Yellowstone National Park, second incident this year. German politician strips naked, calls on ‘open-minded citizens’ to join him on swingers trip in France. Don’t get any ideas, Trump! Detroit, Michigan - A man dropped a turd in the middle of the shoe section. The Rockies are drawing an average of 28,356 fan...

According to the TSA, a passenger tried to bring a camping stove, complete with fuel, through a security screening in Pensacola International Airport (Florida). Tourist damages crystal-covered 'Van Gogh' chair in Verona museum after climbing on it for photo. Florida man (70) urinates on $10,500 worth of Spam and sausages at Sam's Club. JK Dobbins is already making a strong impact with the Denver B...

According to the TSA, a passenger tried to bring a camping stove, complete with fuel, through a security screening in Pensacola International Airport (Florida). Tourist damages crystal-covered 'Van Gogh' chair in Verona museum after climbing on it for photo. Florida man (70) urinates on $10,500 worth of Spam and sausages at Sam's Club. JK Dobbins is already making a strong impact with the Denver B...

Words tend to fall out of my mouth. A man was arrested for releasing a raccoon in business after mule riding incidents. A Walmart customer called the police after he — the customer — accidentally overcharged himself for avocados at the self-checkout kiosk, then accused the store of "robbing" him. Costco cards are not valid forms of ID at airport security. British doctors are prescribing...

Thief delivery driver stole the grill my wife bought me from Walmart. Ozempic penis - explained. Monroe County, Michigan - Where if you have good evidence of Bigfoot… you’ll get free weed. Man left completely stunned as a hammerhead shark falls out of the sky in real life 'Sharknado'. The Steelers signed Aaron Rodgers to a 1 year $13m deal. Colorado Denies Permit for Elephants at Renaissance Festi...