The TexTenn Podcast

What do you do when your kid gets handed a fourth-place medal? If you're Keith's son, you toss it straight in the trash. In this week's episode, we talk about raising kids who can win with grace—and lose with even more of it. From hilarious sports stories to hard parenting truths, we cover the stuff that happens when you're trying to raise future adults… not trophy collectors. 💬 Keith and Clay go...

Ever tried to explain TSA rules, parenting fails, and school sticker scandals—all in one conversation? 😂 This episode is a mashup of hilarious personal stories, strong opinions, and genuine family moments you won't want to miss. Keith and Clay catch up on everything from awkward travel experiences (hello, diaper bag inspections ✈️) to overpowered teen store clerks and popcorn bag drama 🍿. Keith...

Is cancel culture finally losing steam? In this episode, we talk about how sharing your faith in public doesn't seem as risky as it used to, and honestly, we're glad to see it. Athletes, creators, even teenagers are out here repping Jesus without worrying about getting canceled. 🙌✝️ We bring up Tim Tebow (because how could we not?) and how he might've been a little ahead of his time. We talk thro...

Look, we tried to keep it focused, but when Siri won't cooperate, Caitlin Clark's out here breaking records, and this dad's baseball team still lost… you know it's going to be one of those episodes. 😅 Clay and I sat down to catch up, and it turned into a bit of everything, baseball updates (yes, this dad's baseball team still lost, again), Caitlin Clark doing things no one else in the WNBA has ev...

What happens when one of the hosts jokingly tries to quit the podcast… and the other decides they should switch lives for a week? 😂 That's exactly how this week's TexTenn episode begins, and from there, it only gets wilder. Keith and Clay get into a hilarious debate about communication styles, phone sleep settings, and why Clay refuses to use Do Not Disturb (spoiler: Keith is not okay with that)....

What do you get when you mix 100 men, one angry gorilla, and a Trump-as-Pope AI image? Yeah… we don't know either, but we sure had a lot of fun talking about it. 🦍💥👑 In this episode, we unpack some of the weirdest things floating around the internet right now—like whether 100 average guys could take down a silverback gorilla, or if Trump could technically become Pope (and if nominating yourself...

So here's the deal: baseball's supposed to be fun, right? But somehow this week, we ended up with a kid getting drilled twice by the same pitcher, a coach losing his mind and getting tossed mid-game, and an umpire just straight-up walking off the field. Oh yeah… and my 10-year-old son? He took that same kid down with a strikeout. 💪 In this episode, we're talkin' all things baseball; from Little L...

🏆 So… Kentucky wins, Clay trolls me, and I completely lose it. 😂 That's where we're starting today, folks. Clay went all in, even hung a Kentucky Wildcats banner just to rub it in. I might've threatened to call his mom about it. No regrets. 🏀 Then somehow we ended up talking about me teaching a college class this week… and let me tell you, these kids have been brainwashed. We went from ChatGPT...

🎤 Why do we even have reunions… or podcasts? 🤔 In this episode of TexTenn, things get personal and hilarious, as Clay shares stories from his 30-year high school reunion (yep, he's officially that old 😅). From classmates who flew in from New York to friends who dodged the invite altogether, it's a full-circle moment that sparks a fun conversation about aging, reconnecting, and sneaky presidenti...

What do stickers, bluff bucks, and a fourth-grade cartel have in common? Apparently, entrepreneurship runs in the family - just not everyone's a fan of it 😅 In this episode, we unpack Graham's bold (and honestly, brilliant) sticker-selling scheme at school. After spotting a gap in the school's "Bluff Bucks" economy, he launched his own underground sticker empire 💸📦, complete with profit-sharing...

What do purple martins, South Texas rainstorms, and NCAA basketball have in common? Somehow, they all make it into this week's episode, and it works. From tales of mosquito-eating birds to neck pain caused by first-time contact lens struggles, this episode is one big mix of laughter, local color, and college pride 🦟🦅😂. We kick things off talking about much-needed rain in Texas 🌧️, what it means...

You ever sit back and wonder why folks lose their minds the second someone disagrees with 'em? 😤 In this episode, Clay and I jump into some hot takes — and yeah, we name names. (Lookin' at you, Elon haters 👀) We talk about how the guy went from being the darling of the left to public enemy number one just 'cause he changed his mind and backed Trump. I mean, really… he's out here catching rockets...

Spring break traffic, trash-talking fans, and $175 Ubers — yeah, we talked about all of that in this episode. Keith and Clay are back, swapping wild stories about surviving the island 🏖️ during spring break and trying to keep up with all the sports chaos. If you think March Madness is the best sports event ever 🏀 or just love hearing about grown men chirping at each other in Omaha, you'll get a k...

🏔️✈️ From childhood road trips to dream vacations, this episode's got it all! Keith and Clay swap stories about family trips growing up—whether it was sneaking into water slides after hours or figuring out how their kids ended up flying with college basketball teams. 🌍 Keith talks about how different his kids' travel experiences are compared to his own, while Clay remembers his dad's love for wat...

🎙️ In this episode, we talk about everything from unexpected social media reactions to testing our limits—literally. Keith shares his recent YouTube experiment that unexpectedly stirred up some controversy, and we dive into why people love leaving negative comments. We also chat about technology frustrations, like why Siri seems to be falling behind, and whether Elon Musk's brilliance is really up...

🚨 Is it okay for grown men to have more than one best friend? 🚨 In this episode of The TexTenn Podcast, Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair dive deep into the unwritten rules of friendship, loyalty, and what it really means to have a best friend. We also talk about: ✅ Childhood vs. Adult friendships – what's changed? ✅ Bar fights & the real test of friendship 👊 ✅ Sports parents gone wild – sidelin...

🎙️ Welcome to The TexTen Podcast – Episode 1 🚜🔥 We're finally kicking off The TexTen Podcast, where Texas and Tennessee collide in a blend of business, sports, music, and good ol' Southern storytelling! In this first episode, hosts Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair introduce themselves, share their backstories, and dive into how they ended up in South Texas running successful businesses. 🔹 In This...