The Slade and Mayson Show

Morning Rant:  Spending money on Ukraine - Drinking Beer A Florida man https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/ouch-tiktok-video-shows-lemon-shark-biting-down-on-florida-mans-pinky/ https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/freckles-the-rare-lobster-saved-from-manassas-restaurant-dies-at-museum/article_52fb8372-0860-11ed-b130-7beac678da77.html#:~:text=Freckles%2C%20the%20one%20in%2030,said%20in%20a%20...

Morning Rant:  Shrinkflation The Economy and the James Webb telescope A Florida man https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-arrested-trying-flee-deputies-riding-lawn-mower-rcna37674 https://www.yahoo.com/news/lawsuit-claims-skittles-unfit-human-201606852.html Titanium dioxide - mineral sunscreen https://www.yahoo.com/news/japanese-company-designs-upright-nap-012653487.html A cleaner...

Morning Rant:  Greedy people, Joey Chestnut, men figuring out hacks for WD40, as well as women, the digit count the fireworks. A Florida man https://www.al.com/news/2022/07/florida-man-arrested-for-killing-neighbors-rooster-chickens-die-every-day-people-at-churchs-popeyes.html YouTube is guessing…incorrectly New Thor movie Howard the Duck chronic disease day I love cooking Russian women as vi...

Morning Rant:  4th of July safety A Florida man https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-poses-as-disney-world-cast-member-steals-10k-r2-d2-droid-deputies-say https://www.yahoo.com/news/toxic-foam-cloud-floods-30-205516372.html https://www.science.org/content/article/poop-transplants-can-help-prematurely-old-mice-live-longer My Car 4 County Play - JD as “Cal” Repeal the 13th amendment? W...

Morning Rant:  TikTok - Cheese Challenge A Florida man https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-in-cow-pajamas-among-6-arrested-on-drug-charges Music of your life Burger King Getting older - shows and events from yesteryear…it was just last week. Leave wildlife alone 10 Food Items You Should Buy at the Dollar Store https://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-food-items-buy-dollar-143120125.html Theat...

Morning Rant:  Father’s day…leave me alone! Juneteenth A Florida man https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-wanted-to-go-to-jail-hits-troopers-car-report-says/ https://www.yahoo.com/news/place-homestead-where-swim-alligators-152325496.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/york-state-man-arrested-multiple-164053290.html Can't drink like I used to. Can't eat like I used to. $110,000 it's been...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Tiktok Vinegar sparkling Cola challenge A Florida man https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-jailed-after-alleged-vending-machine-smackdown-over-soda-1707835 AI will take over. The price of EVERYTHING is up - gas prices Go visit the nursing home Dishonest people Payphones Beavis and Butthead movie +Johnny Dangerously +Fritz the Cat +Blazing Saddles It’s national Peanut but...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Old married couples is a myth A Florida man https://wgntv.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-calling-911-to-say-biden-needs-to-be-in-jail-deputies-say/ Walmart Karen’s Johnny Depp Vince Vance & The Valiants - All I Want for Christmas Is You   Mariah Carey's version Only took 15 mins to put it together. Shocker…really? https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/femal...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Memorial Day A Florida man https://www.yahoo.com/news/trucker-crashed-truck-florida-publix-195251385.html https://www.thebrighterside.news/post/scientists-turn-nuclear-waste-into-diamond-batteries-lasting-1-000-s-of-years https://www.foxnews.com/politics/arbys-manager-admits-to-urinating-into-milkshake-mix Monkeypox Johnny Depp Russian age 65  Coq au vin https://giz...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Kids will kill you. No formula A Florida man (and Woman) https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/ https://gizmodo.com/nasa-spacesuits-leaking-water-iss-1848949499 Things we need Vs. Things we want. Today is National Vanilla Pudding Day! Disney Why are we the fattest nation in the world? Gummy candy recall...

Sunday Morning Rant:  School is out.  Here comes the reality. Desiderata Red Roses Too A Florida man https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2022/05/12/florida-man-arrested-over-22k-in-citations-issued-over-balloon-pollution-from-miami-proposal-party/ Is JD looking like Jack Sparrow or more like Nick Fury Power failure GFI outlet Restarting computer Doctor Strange Bob Seger Ringo Starr Mick...

Today’s Rant:  Mother's day Florida man: https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-goes-178-mph-in-chase-across-6-counties-deputies-say/ Miss Matched aged couples Mickey Gilley, who helped inspire 'Urban Cowboy,' dies at 86 https://turnto10.com/news/local/tuskegee-airman-asks-for-birthday-cards-ahead-of-100-birthday-next-month-rhode-island-world-war-american-airforce-veteran https://www.a...

Today’s Rant:  SWP's TikTok Taping mouths closed Elon Musk Lost money Jerry Jones Drinking a 5' 11" tall bottle of Scotch https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2022/04/05/florida-man-faces-theft-charges-after-stealing-luggage-from-hotel/ https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pet-duck-solves-murder-mystery-224833279.html https://news.yahoo.com/urgent-candy-recall-covers-101-144556231.html Nationa...

Today’s Rant:  Thank for Sunny day and 420 Eating Lead Florida man Urine trouble: Florida man takes leak in store’s ‘beer cave,’ police say Quick Drinks at Sheetz - Fireball ‘Highest point in Texas is not a toilet.’ Human poop litters national park trails https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-accidentally-spends-over-500-171840364.html Deceased train driver in Japan awarded 45 cents after his...

Today’s Rant:  Rich people controlling the whole show Happy Easter Flooring Money Fake Food Making problems for yourself Old enough to know National amputee month 8 years ago the 28th...JD lost his leg Neighbors Growing older makes you wiser Mystery of why humans die around 80 may finally be solved Florida man Florida man accused of impersonating officer to get discount at Wendy's, police say...

Today’s Rant:  The Slap heard round the world Inflation Ukraine Basketball Brackets Reddit Last 8% of DNA Sequenced Flooring Coke Pie SW Airline Flight Attendant - Hand Stand to close over head bins  Netflix Florida man New York Post : Florida man arrested for um... https://nypost.com/2022/03/14/florida-man-blake-reign-arrested-for-masturbating-inside-a-miami-starbucks/ Fattest nation in...

Today’s Rant:  Academy Awards Will Smith Wild Wild West Angles with Dirty Faces Florida man New York Post : Florida man arrested for drugs after getting trapped in porta-potty. https://nypost.com/2022/03/23/florida-man-trapped-in-porta-potty-arrested-for-drugs-possession/ https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/25/health/pfas-chemicals-fast-food-groceries-wellness/index.html WTOP - Gambling https://www.t...

Today’s Rant:  No rant.  Life is good.  Dan complains about getting porn offerings into his Google Drive. Florida man NBC News: Florida man asks police to test meth for authenticity. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-asks-police-test-meth-authenticity-rcna19838 https://www.yahoo.com/news/thought-unearthed-worlds-largest-potato-171340607.html https://www.yahoo.com/life...

Today’s Rant:  Russia Ukraine, Vodka Sales, Tinder A Florida man https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2022/02/26/florida-man-breaks-beer-bottle-over-his-head-gets-shot-by-deputy-who-thought-sound-was-gunshot/ Monday is pi day Albert Einstein  Stephen Hawkins price of gas Why are we the fattest nation in the world: Taco Bell Coke / Fanta Dunkin' Walmart pizza ice cream Oreo Walmart Kraft M...

Today’s Rant:  Pot sales in Virginia...taxes 21% A Florida man https://www.yahoo.com/news/putin-made-watch-driver-try-175710061.html Happy Birthday Boogie! CMA's and the like are streaming Deena Martin...again Today is National Dentist Day Why are we the fattest nation in the world: Men's Health: 75% men are over weight...85% say they are in great shape Heinz Candles Kellogg's Strawberry pop-...

Today’s Rant:  Your Refund A Florida man NBC News: Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down pants. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-accused-stealing-crossbow-stuffing-pants-rcna17479 Viktor and Vladimir Today is National Strawberry day  https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-arrested-cruise-ship-latest-192300437.html https://news.yahoo.com/u-allow-advanced-hea...

Today’s Rant:  The Olympics A Florida man https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-dui-told-police-he-was-high-and-happy https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/pilot-calls-emergency-landing-snake-162818830.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/raleigh-police-looking-owner-stray-005049078.html Deer smear Today is national pet day. dog correctly states that this yes is my house Girl Scouts ar...

Today’s Rant: National Gluttony - National holiday? Valentines day A Florida man https://www.winknews.com/2022/02/08/florida-man-drunkenly-claiming-to-be-mick-jagger-in-downtown-naples-arrested/ Peloton firing 2,800 employees Burgers The Segway Build-A-Bear adult section Freaky weather in Virginia https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dad-gets-alarming-call-daughter-190107200.html Last dab Why are we th...

JD's Sunday Morning Rant: a.) Tom Brady is not news b.) Winter Olympics c.)  tiktok Howard Hesseman  A Florida man https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-won-trip-space-gave-spacex-ticket-friend-rcna14132 Joe Rogan the N word. Again with the Bologna https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-customs-seizes-243-pounds-172437790.html The letter Q is gone https://www.yahoo.com/news/people-struc...

JD's Sunday Morning Rant: Celebrate news is dumb - People are people A Florida man https://nypost.com/2022/01/25/florida-man-arrested-at-waffle-house-after-over-bacon/ Bean Soup Gumbo Ham bone Bananas, rice apple sauce and toast for diarrhea??? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/1-snack-eat-diarrhea-according-221620666.html Modern day Bonnie and Clyde - Rip off of Stevie Wonder Today is National Croi...