The Rob Carson Show

-Rob celebrates “Winning Wednesday,” prays for corrupt leaders to fall, and casually adds the Clintons to his spiritual to-do list. -Minnesota callers cheer on ICE like they’re the hometown hockey team, and Rob imagines a world where he competes as a female athlete for easy gold medals. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joi...

-Rob dives into Elon Musk’s vision of launching 1,000 spaceships per year, declaring humanity only 5–10 years away from becoming Starfleet—assuming SpaceX nerds can figure out wormholes. -A Venezuelan security-guard account of U.S. sonic weaponry sends Rob into patriotic bliss as he warns the Ayatollah that America is “not to be messed with,” preferably in all-caps. Today’s podcast is sponsored by...

-Rob unleashes a full anthropological study on “liberal Karens,” diagnosing them as manic, mask-obsessed, cul-de-sac-dwelling chaos engines fueled by social contagion and bad ideology.  -On the Newsmax Hotline, political strategist Luke Ball arrives to discuss Minnesota’s meltdown, Somali TPS changes, left-wing chaos, and why algorithm-induced insanity is a hazard of modern living. Today’s podcast...

-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Disneyland of dysfunction. -On the Newsmax Hotline, former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins Rob to dissect ICE clashes, legal insanity, and the growing national pastime of ignoring subpoenas. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t...

-Rob marvels at John Fetterman rebooting like a frozen Dell laptop and suddenly speaking common sense, which clearly violates Democratic Party software licensing agreements. -Brigadier General Blaine Holt (Ret.) joins the show to discuss Iran's uprising and Greenland’s military importance. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle &...

-The show jumps to Iran, where Rob cheers on protesters, scolds weak Western politicians, and assigns Donald Trump the job of evicting the Ayatollah. -House Rep. Randy Fine appears on the Newsmax Hotline for an extended discussion on Minnesota fraud schemes, deportation policies, Greenland strategy, and Iranian protests. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with...

-Carson dives into the Minnesota ICE shooting saga, dunking on everyone who insists the video shows anything other than what the video shows. -He wraps the hour by torching activist networks, scolding “professional agitators,” and celebrating the incoming release of a video he’s convinced will trigger “World War III”—media-wise, at least. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t...

-Rob opens the hour bouncing between movie reviews, personal revelations, and Swiffering in his underwear — proving bachelorhood is both liberating and slightly hazardous to imagery. -The Minneapolis incident gets a decisive update as Rob declares the new video evidence “case closed,” predicting the attempted protest movement will fizzle like a “fart in a Cat-5 hurricane.” -Christian Toto joins on...

-Rob rolls through clips of activists and politicians, diagnosing America with a full-blown outbreak of “absurdity-induced mania,” comparing left-wing hysteria to the Tide Pod challenge — but with worse long-term effects. -Mary Walter joins via the hotline for a hilarious back-and-forth covering everything from walk-away wives to stolen walrus parts. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR...

-The Minneapolis incident becomes Exhibit A in “How to Radicalize a Karen,” as Rob argues that left-wing activism has turned everyday moms into cannon fodder. -Rob and guest Tony Kinnett predict that 2026 will be “the year of accountability,” assuming we all survive Pride Month, Minneapolis street barricades, and the privilege-olympics. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t n...

-Rob spends the top of the hour trying to annex Greenland for Trump, renaming it “Orange Land”, roasting Denmark’s “pickled herring and pastries” economy and arguing you could probably conquer the place with a couple cans of dog food and an airstrip. -Content creator Kaitlin Bennett joins Rob for an extended chat about the ICE shooting, protest culture, and her own journey from atheist being mobbe...

-Rob revels in “serious shrinkage” as the U.S. trade deficit drops from $136 billion to under $30 billion, comparing it to Joe Biden cannonballing into an icy pool and joking that, unlike housing prices under Biden, this is shrinkage everyone can cheer for.  -On the Newsmax hotline, media warrior Justine Murray joins to slam the media for canonizing an anti-ICE driver who allegedly tried to mow do...

-Rob goes over the Minneapolis ICE shooting, explaining—repeatedly—that when a bullet goes through a windshield, the officer is probably standing in front of the car, not sniping tires like a movie stuntman. -He torches the “caravan of busybody Karens” in Minneapolis, arguing that when you try to block ICE with your Honda Pilot and then drive at an officer, you’re not staging a protest—you’re play...

-Minnesota fraud becomes the villain of the hour: Rob chronicles daycare scams, Somali-run grifts, Tim Walz as a “useless tool” Ikea wrench, and California as the looming “varsity team” of welfare fraud. -Clips roll from figures like Kristi Noem, Dr. Oz, Steve Hilton, and Sen. John Kennedy. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle &...

-Rob celebrates Trump snagging tens of millions of barrels of Venezuelan oil without a single shot fired, while Democrats, he says, act like freedom in Venezuela is somehow a problem. -On the Newsmax hotline, China expert Gordon Chang joins to explain how Trump’s move in Venezuela boxes in Beijing, rattles Iran, and leaves dictatorships wondering where their cheap oil and easy loans go. Today’s po...

-Rob celebrates Trump ousting Maduro and seizing Venezuelan oil tankers, describing it as payback for Hugo Chávez “stealing our stuff” and a massive win for U.S. leadership. -The streaming feed keeps collapsing, so Rob blames everything from 1792-era Virginia Wi-Fi to Russian sabotage to a “swollen digital prostate,” while terrestrial radio listeners coast along just fine. -On the Newsmax hotline,...

-Rob revels in Maduro’s ouster and laughs at Democrats who hate Trump so much they can’t celebrate the fall of a murderous dictator. -On the Newsmax hotline, Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer breaks down Venezuela, Iran’s unraveling, Cuba’s shaky future, and why China’s oil headaches mean Taiwan is safer than Beijing wants to admit. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with...

-Rob roasts mind-bending meal-count fraud — restaurants claiming to feed thousands daily while FBI cameras catch… about 23 people showing up. -On the Newsmax hotline, Washington correspondent James Rosen joins Rob to dissect the Maduro arrest, the politics of regime change, and the chaos waiting to erupt in Venezuela. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with ac...

-Rob celebrates a new year filled with soaring markets, collapsing Democrat narratives, and an economy the experts swearshould be dead. -Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins on the Newsmax hotline, breaking down why Maduro’s arrest is legal, airtight, and giving the left a collective aneurysm. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce...

-Rob gleefully declares Tim Walz’s political career “done,” compares him to Elmer Fudd without the decency, and predicts the Minnesota governor will soon be trading the governor’s mansion for prison commissary. -He laughs through CBS’s new “we’re sorry, please trust us again” pledge, likening it to an abusive partner promising they’ve changed— then reminding them they could have just told the trut...

-Rob kicks off by rolling Iranian protest footage, declares “the people of Persia will be free,” and urges listeners to wake up every day ready to watch history happening at light speed. -On the Newsmax hotline, Thane Rosenbaum joins as legal analyst and law professor, comparing the weekend’s strongman takedowns to Reagan at the Berlin Wall while blasting the media and academic left for hating Ame...

-Rob kicks off the year by celebrating Maduro’s capture like it’s the Super Bowl… except the halftime show is a special forces raid and the confetti is Democrats yelling “THIS IS BAD ACTUALLY.” -Newsmax contributor Katie Zacharia jumps in to celebrate Freedom 250, gush over the Washington Monument light show, and tag-team with Rob in predicting that 2026 is the greatest year for America since 1776...

*Last day of guest-host Mary Walter in for a vacationing Rob Carson... -Jack Smith argues Trump’s fraud claims aren’t protected if knowingly false, and Mary counters with: “Meanwhile, Congress can lie on the floor like it’s an Olympic sport.” -The “mystery guest” turns out to be Rob Carson himself, who returns from a two-week road trip, describes divorce-related awkwardness like a cat getting toss...

*Last day of Mary Walter guest-hosting for a vacationing Rob Carson... -Mary describes the year as a “roller coaster,” and then casually drops the kind of life recap that makes you want to both hug her and refill her coffee. -A caller brings up rising anti-Semitism, and Mary shifts into thoughtful, steady mode — reminding listeners that Israel is not just headlines, it’s people… who are also extre...

-Mary Walter is in the host chair (which tries to physically sabotage her), while she dives into Minnesota’s allegedly epic childcare fraud and announces the federal money spigot is getting turned off—with receipts and photo proof now required. -CBS News is basically acting like a defense attorney for the daycare centers, and Mary is not buying it—because somehow “no recorded evidence” of fraud ex...