Stiff Socks

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the s...

"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research...

Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out...

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cl...

Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum.  Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order w/ code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com . Thanks to Shopify for sponsorin...

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack. Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR...

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Je...

The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake. Thanks to Mando for sponsoring this episode. Get $5 off...

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet wil...

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on leaving the streets for love, banging in your childhood bedroom, and the inherent vulnerability of showing your significant other your cum closet. They also talk about Trev's trip to Miami, doing Hot Ones liv...

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times...

We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and here from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). We love you all. Thank you for rocking with us for this l...

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on Trev’s wild January 6th fiesta, learn about the new Epstein document dump, and try to figure out if Stephen Hawking is a hoax. They also discuss how Katt Williams has a list of his own and hear from a listen...

The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www. PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first dep...

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the GOAT Riley Reid. They riff on P*rnhub’s 2023 Year In Review update, Riley reads some insane comments on her videos, and Trev finally figures out where the g-spot is. They also hear from a listener...

The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs.  Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thank...

NEW MERCH OUT NOW at https://www.bit.ly/stiffsocksmerch The boys pitch some insane shark tank ideas (47:34) + riff on the dude that got a tattoo of his favorite OF model, why the new Twitch Meta rules, and why Powerslap is absolutely electric.  Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.meundies.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. FR...

Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Trev catfishes Michael with an AI OF model and the boys riff on the insane twerk psychics in the GTA 6 trailer. They also discuss lot lizard inflation, the problem w/ having a hot doctor, the 2023 word of the year, AND hea...

Steve-O is back in studio to take the boys behind the scenes of his new special - Steve-O’s Bucket List. They riff on how many pubes It takes to make a halloween costume, filming with Bill Burr, an insane tour of Michael’s cum closet, and what it’s like to nut while jumping out of a plane. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at https://www. SteveO.com Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad...

Support the pod and get an insane bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptop...

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on how long they’d survive as cavemen, . They also debate the sexiest names as decided by science, and take a deep dive on the insanity of Swingers Cruises. Plus a listener is curious about ball sucking and Trevor DROPP...

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are back in studio to riff on Trev enlisting in The Floor General Army, the viral list of women’s worst first date spots, and how absolutely bagged out Lionel Messi is. They also hear from the audience a...

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined for the second time by podcaster Sofia Franklyn. They get a woman’s perspective on an extremely Michael situation, learn how not to get a reply to a DM, and help a listener that’s trying to ge...

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys are joined by The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato to riff on being quietly fired,  getting comedy advice from Tim Dillon , and why curving The Rock turned out to be a great career move. They also discuss how Pawn Stars has ins...

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys dive in on some popular conspiracy theories and discover a new bigfoot sighting (and another one on the hub) in the process. They also riff on Michael getting Door Dash Dome, Trevor’s chaotic dating life, and hear from a lis...