Stiff Socks

The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.c...

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for  bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn  collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom.  They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and  give some  advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access...

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month at w...

To celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed.   The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the...

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at w...

 The boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos,  broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like.  haaaaammmBURGER.  Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month a...

The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back ca...

Mr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with our code SOCKS at www.3chi.com Tha...

Well the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring...

The boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about  how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a  pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the  whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH? Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

 Twally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us.   Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog (90+...

the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks. Get the full episode and instant access to the entire patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsocks...

Well, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple...

 Ayooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives  them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met  outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest  app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his  cockola.  Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at w...

The boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for...

 This one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right  time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and  declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and  hailing taxis in movies is a hoax.  Get the full episode + instant access to 90+ exclusive stiff socks episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

holy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how  budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with our promo code...

The gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (90+ episodes) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% o...

The gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsor...

The guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster,  figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and  get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly  relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month at w...

The bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks . Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your firs...

 Ayoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.com Ge...

 The boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company,  discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is  super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for spons...