Please Don't Listen

The third installment of the Bioshock series has some uh VERY INTERESTING points it wants to make. We dive deep into this controversial game that desperately wants to critique racism but ends up just having you shoot birds at George Washington robots. The sky hook is really dumb.

The young idealism that leads to creating worlds. The dream to attempt to do a hadouken every night before bed. The drive to create a product with no operating costs. Three students working together to form Eizouken and create anime. Of course, you'd never enjoy it if you thought anime was just big eyes, big chests, and dragonballs. Submit your suggestions on where to put the entry hatch on a mech...

This week on PDLTTYLDOI, Cam reconstitutes, breads, and fries a spicy surprise for us. Questions, comments and mcnugget poisoning antidotes, please send to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

In which four unlikely podcasters experience the miracle of adoption, and the melancholy of persisting in a doomed world, abandoned by the gods. All that while playing a bad Mr. Driller clone with annoying music. SUBMIT... your ideas for episodes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Chicago Bulls hat on, and quarters in your pocket, you walk confidently into your domain for the night... an arcade full of coins, tickets, prizes, and a 1000% rigged claw machine. To bring you into this zone, we have The Coin Game, and our Arcade Memories, plus an interview with the game's creator Kevin Westendorf! Interview starts: 47:20

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Can a world survive without Superman? Is the Eradicator here to help? Superman's favorite album isn't really that, is it? How does Superman pay his insane taxes? Can you really extend your bio-electric field? How do you say "I'm going to the store" in Bizarro-speak? There's always a way.

You know I could've sworn I watched a movie this week, but it was so small and insignificant I seem to have forgotten every single detail about it. The Talking Heads are stuck in my head though. Send Smallvengers Applications to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Man eating aliens literally told me to buy more consumer goods! Plus the guy from Get Out was there! No, the director. How am I supposed to know what that means? Oh, I get it. Like, a "small" town pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

We dwell in the darkness, and we LIVE on the KNIFE'S EDGE... of 1997! This indie comic darling with buckets of blood is the perfect excuse to make a tierlist out of the edgiest edgelords we could find. Submit your own bloodsword gunscythes here: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

The stupid calculations every single corporation and website does with your data to try and figure out what you like, or advertise to you? Now THAT's the real magic trick. Well actually before the show, I put a deck of cards in my pant leg. Which is sort of like magic. Send fooling attempts to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Hazardous Materials Episode 1!!! The gang suffers through Ready player one as voted by our listeners! this will be a monthly show where we touch the stove and say ow! that sucked! Steven Spielberg made this.

Cured meat, topped by various food items all over the world, and culturally mangled by your very own Please Don't Cast Send your own monstrous chaos dog to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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I can't think of a better example of what happens in a movie! Send requests and wife-muting jokes: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Purification in progress. Send all requests for your money back and beating OFF puns to: pleasedontcast@gmail.com patreon.com/pleasedontcast twitter.com/pleasedontcast

Look, just get in the giant underground rotating glass sphere, I'll explain the rest on the way. Submit Episode Topics: pleasedontcast@gmail.com VOTE ON THIS MONTH'S BONUS EPISODE: patreon.com/pleasedontcast Bother us personally: twitter.com/pleasedontcast

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Donate to BLM and Anti-Racist Organizations here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ab_mn Our heroes dig into the psychic and psychadelic americana rpg that is Earthbound, why it's special, how to play it today and more. "Congratulations, you made it! ...There is a sign in the game that says that."

Skeletons are the animated bones of the dead, mindless automatons that obey the orders of their evil masters. A skeleton is seldom garbed in anything more than the rotting remnants of any clothing or armor it was wearing when slain. A skeleton does only what it is ordered to do. It can draw no conclusions of its own and takes no initiative. Because of this limitation, its instructions must always...

Here at PDLTTYLDOI, we vow to bring you our jokers in only the most practical manner. You see, we-oh wait, no that table looks a little unstable. Better do a frog splash onto it from the stairs. Oh! He's doing it! Tell me you got that one on tape

This is NOT an episode about SOLO, though I suppose you could call it Solo-adjacent. We do talk about all of these connections to popular media, those little side-stories relegated to comics or cup noodles ads or direct to streaming movies. Who really wants to know John Wick's origin, anyway?

Oooo! I know this one! It's "Please Don't Ca-" I mean "WHAT IS THE PLEASE DON'T CAST EPISODE 100 SPECIAL FEATURING A RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST AND MULTIPLE GIMMICKS?" Speaking of this spectacular, we've got a video link if you want to see our beautiful faces: https://youtu.be/pUm7tzz6VG8

Dig at an angle, folks. Not that it will help you escape from that weird giant lobster, but we don't have all the answers.