Kat & JJ

On today's show: strange things teachers did....LIKE DIE IN CLASS!!!  Also, if you have FRUIT in your dreams, what does it mean? It's all commercial free here!!

So.....apparently EVERYONE does it in the porta-potties at WeFest - don't feel shame.  Also, Kat has no idea how a fireplace works. Extreme intelligence is the obvious way to describe today's show.  Enjoy.  

Kat thinks she's beginning to look like Megan Fox and believes nobody will be able to concentrate around her.  Plus, beware of strange white goo in your donut...and listener Thomas got a new phone - from 1963 apparently.  All COMMERCIAL FREE!!

Today, we learned that Charlie Bucket's Dad was a B-hole.  It's an FLM Friday and Liam wants a human for Christmas!!!

Should you keep your batteries in the refrigerator?  Should listener Thomas get another naked massage?  Should Kat spend more on her kid for Xmas?  Only the hard-hitting questions get answered today!!!

Wednesday was an AWESOME SHOW!!!  We talked to some VERY interesting people about foot fetishes, we found the TRIANGLE BUSH and played with Kat's POODER.  Ya gotta hear this!

Back in the groove today with HOLIDAY BOMBSHELLS - like getting kicked out of college..and our listeners school us on the finer points of PMS?  WTF?

THANKFUL for you listening!  Our annual pre-Thanksgiving show was full of FML moments and Kat being PO'd that nobody noticed her brows being on fleek....ugh.  Happy Thanksgiving all!!!

Fun show today - plus Kat gives details on how she's made her ONLY FANS free!  Get the details inside - commercial free!!!

Kat has some strict rules to preparing for LOVE - and some funny listeners letting us know how to spot a verified D-BAG.  Lotsa Laughs today!

It's an FML Friday - come celebrate those whose lives have reached a new low.  Also, Kat whips out her Tarot cards that we got at a garage sale to astound millions of listeners!  Kinda.  

VERY cerebral topics today - like is it "A-men" or "Ahh-men" to wrap up a prayer? Also, how did you get started in your current career? And....Kat gets busted watching questionable vids at work again.  

If you're not married, should the dad's last name ALWAYS go with the baby? Also, Kat's Aunt Nora drops wisdom and Nathaniel has an accident during the LOVE making :)

Apparently RED pens trigger kids, so they're doing away with them.  Inviting your EX to T-giving, JJ would prefer to poop in a box and Kat's sister wants to pee in her driveway.  Intellectual stuff here today - but it's commercial free!!

We played DRUNK ADULT or LITTLE KID and had a bunch of funny calls - also, why you should never kiss a rando guy at the bar....and can a fetus fart?  High brow stuff today guys, check it out!!!

Kat needs a WAXING...badly.  Also, why are there water bottles full of pee laying around?  And WE HAVE LIGHT!!!  Enjoy the weekend!

Ladies, would you sell the undies off your bod for $100? Also, JENNY from FOREST GUMP is the biggest villain in movie history?  WTF?

What stores do you go to that you can almost guarantee you'll fight with your spouse at? Also, how do you split the check when you go out with another couple - JJ gets LIT UP by listeners b/c he's dumb.  And other stuff :)

On today's show - asking forgiveness because of getting drunk in a church parking lot, making it illegal for your boss to contact you after work and CRAZY fur parents - lots of giggles today!

Kat ate lunch alone hiding in an arcade waiting for the pharmacy to open so she could get her butt pills. No lie. YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS....and more :)

Found out today that A LOT of women listening are packin' heat on the daily - and if you're not armed with a gun, you probably have a knife close. Also...had to feed 3 listeners to the sharks.  Didn't want to...had to.

Our boss, Sampson has apparently been bad-mouthing us in public and we have a listener that heard it.  Kat had a gift card fall in her pee and is going to use it.  JJ"s dog ate all the cake.  AND MORE! - commercial free!!!

When you get matching tats and then divorce....WTF? Also, did Kat leave school during lunch to watch 90210 and buy tons of sticky WEED?  

Horrible holiday meals, $1200 jackets and doggie Tinder?  Lots of laughs today - check it out here!!

Burrito Fights.  Candy.  Giveaways. Laughs and Fun Listeners.  Dumb stuff.  BUT....the podcast is commercial free, so just listen please.