Garage Logic

Right out of the shoot Jay Kolls takes on some issues at the Sate Capitol. The tech department is under fire for all of their screw ups and Jay brings on State Senator Julie Rosen who is trying to get some things done in Saint Paul. Jay mentions that GL will turn 25 soon. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Joe points out that the schools have created their own problem regarding religious activities like barring St. Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, etc. They need to take them all or none. At USC, the higher academy continues to crumble. Euphorians do not get it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Adrienne Batra from the Toronto Sun exposes Nora Loreto, who says some really stupid things about the tragic crash in Canada this past week. What the Hell? Joe finds this what we call a 'push back' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe recaps the Twins game from a cold Target Field last night. In Florida, cocaine blowing in from the window? That was a defense tried by one individual. Minneapolis schools are trying to use proper pronouns for gender identity. Women street names in Ft. Collins, CO? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Isiah Thomas, the killer of an 85 year-old Anoka man, speaks in court and mention that he is a product of his environment. What? A 112 year-old veteran gives us the secret of his longevity. Should you clean your dog toys? We think not. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Souch learns that the Evil Doer that shot up YouTube, has not been treated like other shooters. Is there a specific message that news outlets are trying to get out? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

After a thorough review of the Masters, Joe jumps into typewriters and how we have lost a local Great Living American that cherished them . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Mayor spent the second hour today introducing his newest hero, Amber Pabon. An African-American mother from Raleigh NC who is upset with school administration over a white privilege letter sent home with her second grader. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Mayor spent the first hour reading emails from Gl'ers checking in from around the country with weather reports. He also read more reports on the distance of stars from the Earth and what a large discovery Patrick Kelly made at the University of Minnesota yesterday. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Mayor spent the second hour today talking to Pat Kelly University of Minnesota's assistant professor of Physics and Astronomy. This is an interview you do not want to miss as he tries to explain to Joe the difference between distance and time as it relates to light years, not to mention the discovery Kelly made of the farthest star away from Earth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priva...

The Mayor spent the first hour today talking about the coldest opening days in Minnesota Twins history. He also brought up new warning labels on movies with the title "Historical Smoking." He also got a call from Reed who led the flyover of the F-16's over Target Field on Opening Day of the Inaugural season back in 2010. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

The State of MN is pressing small business owners, putting them on the 'hook' for new fishing licenses. Why? Elementary school kids kneeling during the Anthem? Nope. Thoughts on the expanding universe? Nope. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe begins the show with a golf feel. He is intrigued by a golf podcast called Club Pro Guy. The Masters is on the way and Joe is ready with his TCL Roku TV. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It has been some time since the last 'Today's Stupid Principal' Is this a Ray of Hope? If the kids make their reading goal, the principal will kiss a cow. Right.....Joe gives and Oompa Quiz about a substitute teacher that kind of lost it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe struggles with the snowfall today. How should GL'ers deal with it? Let it go or maintain space? Hmmm. Souch tells Rookie he is an idiot for getting stuck at the airport. Rookie misses Food Day at Target Field? What? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The Mayor spent the second hour today talking about a local 14 year old competitive movement shooting champion. He also touched on the news of a super balloon of negative energy that may result in "Break Glass Smoke Lucky's." He also had Dave Dahl and his unfortunate forecast involving snow and a news update with John Heidt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

The Mayor spent the first hour today staying on brand and talking about Brian Dozier's comments following yesterday's 7 -0 win over Baltimore. Dozier complained that a Baltimore player broke an unwritten rule by bunting in the 9th inning. He also had Dave Dahl and his unfortunate forecast involving snow and a news update with John Heidt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

The Mayor spent the hour today with a story of "Where Do Our Sensibilities Lie?" A guy in South Mpls had his neighbors complain about a backyard rink being built in the front yard too close to his property line. He also had the John Heidt news update and Dave Dahl's Channel 5 weather. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-...

The Mayor brought up the story from yesterday of the Pope allegedly claiming that there is no hell and that the Vatican is back tracking on those comments. He also had the John Heidt news update and Dave Dahl's Channel 5 weather. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Garage Logic for Thursday March 29! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Garage Logic for Thursday March 29! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A new organ discovery is a very good thing. This makes Joe ponder something about the Euphorians and what they expect when they protest something. Disney princesses with some new traits? Hmmm. The Hamburger Museum in Seymor, WI. Yum See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Rookie asks Joe if he watched Roseanne last night. Joe protests and says not a chance. Rookie is threatened with firing if he ever talks about the show again. Joe mention an author that he really likes and thinks people should read. Will the Chinese 'Skylab' hurt anyone? probably not. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-...

Are UFO's soaring in our air space? Joe has some good accounts with some high street creds. Rookie pleads with Joe to watch Roseanne tonight. He probably will not. A new study on walking, really freaks Joe out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joe begins the show with some real old school trash talk by a 100 year old grandma. Yep she was talking to Loyola's favorite nun about the end of the run-LOL Reuvers does some really dumb stuff. What will happen to the Chinese version of their Skylab? Is it a time to break the glass and smoke the Lucky's, wonders Joe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...