Everything's Perfect

It started with one message in a kindergarten group chat: Ava can’t have Oreos. No allergy. No explanation. Just… no Oreos. Naturally, the internet lost its mind. Moms started sending Oreos to school on purpose. Celebrities showed up in the comments. News outlets started calling. The group texts became songs. And two five-year-olds apparently organized a relay race so the winner could claim an Ore...

We lost a legend. ❤️ This week, Autumn and Donald celebrate Dolly Parton. They celebrate her humor, her confidence, her generosity, her music, and the life lessons she left behind. Autumn and Donald dive into the stories that made them love her even more: Dolly’s Imagination Library, her thoughts on marriage and motherhood, that unforgettable Barbara Walters interview, and yes... the time Dolly en...

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses the Lindsay Clancy case in detail, including child loss, postpartum psychosis, self-harm, and suicide. Autumn and Donald are sharing their personal opinions based on publicly available information. They are not attorneys or medical professionals. This week, there’s no Phone a Friend. Autumn and Donald sit down to unpack the Lindsay Clancy trial, the evide...

Follow us for more health advice:  drink water and hide your feet unless somebody’s paying extra. 😂 This week, Autumn and Donald are talking about  quitting culture — and whether quitting is actually always the bad thing we’ve been taught it is. Because there’s a BIG difference between giving up the second something gets uncomfortable… and realizing that a relationship, job, workout, friendship,...

No Phone a Friend this week. Just a real conversation about midlife, purpose, and what happens when the decade that defined you quietly ends. Donald admits live on air that he might be having a midlife crisis…and Autumn realizes she may be right there with him. What follows is one of their most honest conversations yet: the end of the Beachbody era, losing the version of life where 20,000 people k...

Donald is back! And this episode wastes absolutely no time getting into sibling chaos, family secrets, workplace drama, and bugs where bugs should never be. 😂 A listener suspects her brother may have a different biological father — and everyone seems to know except him. Should she tell him? Then, another listener gets pulled into a closed office by a coworker who tells her the jeans she’s wearing...

Autumn is joined by her longtime friend Natalie, who is taking over Donald's chair for the episode. After 15 years of friendship, these two have stories. Autumn and Natalie rewind to the beginning of their 15-year friendship, when Autumn approached Natalie at the gym to tell her she could lift heavier. One conversation later, they discovered they had more in common than expected, and before long t...

Donald is back from his first trip to Europe, and apparently he came home a changed man. From seeing the Colosseum lit up at night and cooking with a real Italian nonna on the Amalfi Coast to Monaco's no-shorts dress code and a flamenco show in Barcelona so intense it almost inspired an international move, Donald gives Autumn the full European debrief. There are ancient cities that feel like movie...

Donald’s on vacation, so Katrina is stepping in and nine years after she first met Autumn during the *80 Day Obsession* auditions, the behind-the-scenes stories are finally coming out. They’re talking stolen jokes, fake IDs, club nights, the infamous underwear-on-the-wall mystery, and Autumn’s unforgettable wardrobe malfunction that forced the entire cast to reshoot a workout. Katrina also shares...

It all starts with a wedding invitation that was never sent. This week’s first Phone a Friend cracks open one of the messiest questions in family life: what do you do when Grandma refuses to attend the wedding unless the aunt who “doesn’t support the lifestyle” is invited too? Donald doesn’t answer in theory. He shares his own experience with an aunt who unfriended him on Facebook after he came ou...

It started with one sip. A month before launch, Autumn cracked open her brand-new  Good Mood Brew , and something was off. With 300 cases sitting in her garage, a photoshoot the next day, and months of work on the line, she found herself on the phone with the president of the formulation company trying to figure out how a nearly perfect product had gone sideways. The culprit? A two-degree differen...

Ghosting. Open relationships. Bathroom kisses. Where does cheating actually begin? This week's Phone a Friend takes Autumn and Donald somewhere they never expected. A married couple from Mentor, Ohio writes in about navigating an "open relationship-ish" dynamic that's built on honesty... but constantly derailed by ghosting, mixed signals, and trying to find someone who actually fits into their rel...

When a friend disappears, is it a boundary... or just the end? A reconnect request from a friend who spent their 20s talking behind someone's back opens the door to one of the most honest conversations Autumn and Donald have had about adult friendships. They unpack the relationships that quietly fall apart, the ones worth fighting for, and the ones you have to let go. Donald shares a friendship fa...

A church search that turned into a comment-section war, the Bible verse that makes a case for girl power, and why "born in sin" might be one of the most damaging ideas religion ever sold us. Autumn and Donald get into all of it this week. From Donald's deconstruction journey to Autumn's emergency C-section and the first hour of bonding she never got back, this one goes places most podcasts won't....

Short workouts vs. hour-long sessions. Walking away from a life you built. And what it really takes to create lasting change. This week, Autumn and Donald tackle some of life's biggest questions: Is 20 minutes enough? How do you know when it's time to leave something behind? And what actually creates transformation that lasts? From progressive overload and fitness myths to cross-country moves that...

Autumn's back is cracking like bubble wrap and the episode is already in full swing. This week features two Phone a Friends. The first comes from a straight woman whose gay best friend says things that feel suspiciously like flirting, leaving her wondering what to do with the mixed signals. Autumn's answer is simple: receive it the same way you'd receive it from a girlfriend. Donald shares a much...

Donald is in town from Arizona and the Good Mood Beauty Brew is flowing! The conversation immediately spirals into exactly the kind of chaos you'd expect from two besties who haven't seen each other in a while and now proceed to word-vomit every random thought they've had during their time apart. It starts with Autumn's passionate hatred of the '70s porn mustache trend currently taking over Target...

A listener question about binge-eating spirals turns into one of the most practical health conversations yet on Everything’s Perfect Podcast. What starts as “Why can’t I stop?” becomes a bigger discussion about emotional eating, dopamine, food marketing, routines, consistency, and why health has a lot less to do with perfection than people think. The episode kicks off with a Phone a Friend from an...

Donald is back in studio with Autumn for what starts as a conversation about throuples and somehow turns into one of their deepest episodes yet: the beliefs they once held with complete certainty… and no longer believe at all. From religion, heaven, hell, reincarnation, and The Good Place, to divorce, politics, loving multiple people, sex work, diet culture, and why Donald used to hate potatoes wi...

Autumn is back in the studio 12 days post-op with a new face, fresh skin, and the kind of energy that only comes from surviving a laser treatment that basically peels your entire face off. She breaks down the full recovery process, including the hyperbaric oxygen chamber sessions she had to mentally survive with her claustrophobia, the laser resurfacing that was far more intense than expected, and...

Two “Phone a Friend” questions hit back-to-back—and neither has an easy answer. One woman isn’t sure she wants to give up her home and independence after seven years in a relationship. Another asks if she’s a bad wife for being completely okay with a sexless marriage after a health crisis changed her body and libido. Autumn and Donald unpack independence, intimacy, hormones, and the uncomfortable...

It’s officially been ONE YEAR of Everything’s Perfect, and somehow, Autumn and Donald are still here… slightly more evolved, slightly more unhinged, and with a full camera roll of memories to prove it. To celebrate, they do what no one should ever do lightly: scroll back through an entire year of their lives, month by month. What starts as a fun trip down memory lane quickly turns into something d...

Autumn and Donald are recording from his house in Arizona after a pool day when a “Phone a Friend” DM takes a turn fast. A listener who has never sexted before suddenly finds herself in the middle of it...and has no idea what the rules are. From there, it’s a full breakdown of modern dating chaos: when “do you want to trade pics” shows up way too early, whether you’re obligated to match someone’s...

A listener DM sends Autumn and Donald into one of their deepest conversations yet: after her husband passed away, a woman discovers hidden sex toys in the garage and realizes there are questions she’ll never get answered. What begins as a shocking confession opens into an honest, vulnerable conversation about hidden identities, private fantasies, secrets inside relationships, and the painful reali...

Ask Us Anything! Donald and Autumn are answering your most-asked — and most unfiltered — questions in this rapid-fire Q&A episode. From BODi friendships and business changes to dating advice, finances, and navigating complicated family dynamics, nothing is off limits. They address the reality of evolving relationships, why boundaries matter more than blood, and how to recognize red flags in bo...