Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

This week, Amazon Mega-Douche Jeff Bezos spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow end of outer space for 4 minutes with his brother, an 82 year old woman, and an 18 year old Dutch boy. But those weren't the only tiny d*ck douchecapades this week. The White House put Micro-Peen Mark Zuckerberg on notice for allowing massive amounts of misinformation to proliferate on Facebook, and refus...

This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios invo...

This week, Meghan McCain quit The View, and Julie & Brandy got drunk at Lea Black's house. Other things happened, but nothing else matters. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy...

It was a week of homecomings, as Julie & Brandy made their triumphant (but temporary) return to Bravo TV, and Donald Trump made his moderately anticipated (yet permanent) return to the MAGA rally stage. Neither event mattered in the grand scheme of things for Julie & Brandy, but revisiting their old lives (both pre-Trump, and post-Bravo) only served as a stark reminder of how much they love JoJo &...

This week, Julie & Brandy give JoJo & KiKi an 'A for Effort' for all their hard work, despite Joe Manchin and the Republicans c*ckblocking them at every turn. From Covid-relief to Infrastructure to Voting Rights to a January 6th commission - there is (literally) nothing that Senate Republicans are willing to vote for - EXCEPT Donald Trump. Always thirsty to show their MAGA-loyalty, a handful of Wa...

This week, Julie & Brandy officially say goodbye to the Opioid Epidemic, and hello to the wonderful world of withdrawals. They are bitchy and braindead as they break down the G7 Summit and the Build Back Better (than China) World Plan. After that, they nurse their Moses Hacmon hangover with a tall glass of non-alcoholic Haterade at Meghan McCain o'clock. The ride is free, and your drivers are sobe...

On this week's episode, JoJo & KiKi travel internationally for the first time since taking office, and Julie & Brandy interview an Israeli for the first time since starting this podcast.  Both milestones have very high stakes, but after (barely) breaking down President Biden's trip to Europe, the girls spend most of the episode soakng up the spiritual, hydrating energy of Moses Hacmon. Moses Hacmo...

The podcast is late this week, because Julie & Brandy honored America's fallen soldiers on Memorial Day by doing what they do best: getting drunk. Emotions are high, and the hangover is real, so after a quick recap of the work Kamala Harris is doing in the Northern Triangle to help stem the flow of immigration at the Southern Border, the girls take an extra-long lunch with some extra-large shots o...

This week, Julie & Brandy take their 14 listeners for a bumpy ride on a very high horse. The journey starts with Republican's c*ckblocking Critical Race Theory, navigates through the treacherous terrain of Israel & Palestine, and ultimately ends (with a sore ass) at a Red Lobster in Virginia. From start to finish, it's a relatively quick trip, but if unapologetic opinions and righteous indignation...

After taking a week off, Julie & Brandy's triumphant return is underwhelming, at best. Not only is the episode late, but the first segment is all about how the CDC lifted mask restrictions, yet everyone is still wearing masks. Luckily, the clout-meter raises exponentially when the girls interview gay icon and reality TV legend, Norman Korpi from the original cast of Mtv's The Real World. Norman Ko...

This week, Julie got knee replacement surgery, so the girls spend half the episode in an opioid fever dream. Luckily, community justice expert (and all-around cool mother-f*cker) Eric Cadora zoomed by *PRE-SURGERY* to teach Julie & Brandy about the importance of 'Justice Mapping' as it relates to racial equity and police reform in America. It's a crucial lesson, taught by an accomplished man, sand...

This week, just days ahead of their 100-day deadline, JoJo & KiKi announced that masks are no longer required for outside activities! Julie & Brandy are beyond excited by the mask news, so they call on their good friend & hilarious comedian Sharon Houston who stops by to talk sh*t about the 'rona, the rules, and the republicans who hate them. All that, plus the DOJ investigations into the Minneapo...

For the second week in a row, the podcast is late, because Julie & Brandy celebrated America's most ubiquitous stoner holiday by doing what they do best: getting high and slacking off. Most of the big news of the week wasn't political, but Joe Biden shut the game down (once again) when he announced that he would have all of American troops stationed in Afghanistan, out by September 11th. It's anot...

This week, excitement in the White House reached a (very) low pitch as JoJo & KiKi signed an executive order commissioning a panel to review expanding the Supreme Court, and spearheaded the first-ever Semi-Conductor Summit. It sounds boring, but stick around, because Julie & Brandy spend the majority of the episode breaking down the important moments from this week's White House Press Briefings, a...

This week, while Americans celebrated Easter, Julie & Brandy celebrated the news that Matt Gaetz used Apple to pay for sex with an underage hooker. But that wasn't the only good news of the week! On Wednesday, JoJo & KiKi released their new $2 trillion infrastructure plan, and the girls are obsessed with it. All that, plus (a few too many) over-zealous shots of Hot Psaki, and this episode is more...

This is the third (and newly revamped) installment of the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series. Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Jaime Rogozinski is one such guest. As the founder of the Reddit community 'Wall Street Bets,' Jaime Rogozinki is the man behind the mythical Gamestop phenomenon, and the face that launched a (hundred million) thousand trades...

This week's episode is extra-long, because Republicans spent the week being extra-gross. First, Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McC*ckBlocker gave a six minute speech threatening to destroy the United States Senate, if the Democrats trash the Filibuster. So, Julie & Brandy had no choice, but to spend half the podcast threatening to destroy Mitch McConnell, and trashing his disgusting speech. But tha...

This week's episode features another float in the Julie & Brandy Rage Parade. In the new era of JoJo & KiKi, the girls have been aiming their anger mostly at Republicans (and Joe Manchin), but after a weekend filled with too much Corona Light, and too much Corona Virus - they've found a new target for their fury: The White House press corps. In the interest of ratings and self-promotion, the repor...

This week, on the one-year anniversary of Corona Virus in America, Congress passed a huge bill that might actually turn things around. Against all odds (the odds being every single Republican on Capitol Hill), President Biden led the Senate Democrats to a narrow win of 50-49, passing one of the most comprehensive and progressive economic relief bills in American history. Julie & Brandy celebrated...

This week, Julie & Brandy were all raged up with nowhere to go, so they invited famed Bravo Housewife, and legendary Miami socialite, Lea Black, to a meeting in the Ladies Room. The girls chopped up a lot of topics in the Ladies Room, but there was one smelly elephant, swirling around the toilet, that just wouldn't flush: the Republican party. For the second week in a row, Republicans continued to...

The OG racist Republicans are officially in a civil war with Trump's MAGA Nazis, and the fate of the Repugnican party hangs in the balance. Everyone is on shpilkes, wondering which side is going to win the war, except for Julie & Brandy. They don't give a f*ck who wins!  Watching rich white supremacists fight with poor white supremacists, for control of a party that worships money & discriminates...

Trump's historical, second impeachment trial ended on Saturday, and with a Senate score of 57 - 43, he broke the record and became the undefeated champ in avoiding impeachment. After the vote, Trump sent a message to his disgusting disciples telling them that their beautiful movement has only just begun, and Mitch McConnell sent a message to Trump warning him that just because he wasn't impeached,...

Trump's impeachment trial started this week, and Julie & Brandy only have one question for Congress: where the f*ck are the stimulus checks? Finding out where Biden's Covid Relief Bill stands was like finding the Missing Link, but the girls do their best to break it down. It's a shallow dive in a confusing pond, that will inevitably leave you hungry for more. So make yourself some lunch, and then...

This week, Julie & Brandy ignored the 24-hour spin cycle of Qanon quack Marjorie Taylor Greene, and instead dragged shady Senator Joe Manchin behind a West Virginia tree and gave it to him "Deliverance style." Joe Manchin sucks, but Joe Biden's cabinet doesn't, so the girls take another trip to Cabinet Street to get to know 6 more awesome members who will be confirmed by the Senate this week. This...

This week, Julie & Brandy tried to bask in the afterglow of the historical inauguration of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris, but the trashbox Republicans ruined everything, per usz. Mitch McTurtle spent the week holding the Senate hostage with all of his tired obstructionist tricks, while the rest of Congress was busy impeaching Trump. The government is a hot mess right now, but the girls decide to ignor...