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Gamer Simulator is an unfinished piece of slopware available on Steam that doesn’t really simulate being a gamer, as much as it simulates being under a geas that makes it so you can only derive sustenance from powerups you find in video games. And when you’re done eating virtual hamburgers, you can learn about the cruelest reality television shows of all time.

We would like to introduce you to our good friend, Planescape: Torment. You'll like them, they have so many stories to share.

Kaye, Ben, and Dennis talk about Dispatch, Deadpool VR, Umigari, and much more! The Grind: Dennis: Deadpool VR. Ben: Dispatch. Kaye: Final Sentence Demo. Umigari Demo. The End Boss: Megabonk dev pulls the game out of running for VGA. No sign of a Steam Deck 2 in sight.

Upcoming WOFF Games December: Wasteland 3 January: The Legend of Zelda (Bonefireside Chat Rerun) The Binding of Isaac (Guest-hosted episode with Gary and Will Hughes) Theif II: The Metal Age RoboCop: Rogue City (Premium)

Gwen watched too many horror movies for October, Gary (and Kaye) saw One Battle After Another, and Kaye comfort-watches the Office.

"I got a Hootie Google Alert."

At the twilight of Macauley Culkin’s first act, he released a trio of flops that included the movie The Pagemaster, a combination live action and animated film where he plays an awful little nerd who learns confidence by going into books. Because it was 1994, they made a ton of very bad and loose platformers based on this stinker of a property. We talk a little bit about those before digressing on...

It's finally time to hang out with the best character of the entire Breaking Bad franchise, Danny "Pryce" Wormald! It's not quite time for squat cobbler yet... but we're so close. This episode is mostly about Mike's choice of lunch.

Kaye, Dennis, Jala, and Moxie talk about House of Necrosis, The Last Train Home, Islands of the Caliph, and much more! The Grind: Jala: Fire Emblem: Awakening. Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles. Aberration Analyst. Ookami Okami (Demo). Islands of the Caliph. Moxie: NOTHING. Dennis: Last Train Home. Hades II. War Thunder. Kaye: Junji Ito Maniac: An Infinite Gaol. House of Necrosis. The...

We love Hitman so much, we had to see where our little, bald, perfect clone with a barcode came from. The levels are smaller, but a lot of the core concepts of what makes Hitman good are still here in the DNA of the series in a more rudimentary form.

EB Farnum-pilled for days.

The kids today don’t know the cautionary tale of Spore, Will Wright’s big gamble on a universal god sim that absolutely didn’t pay off. And even fewer kids know about the avalanche of Spore shovelware that followed EA taking a bath on the main game. It’s so fitting for a game about evolutionary viability to drown in its own ooze.

Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about Baby Steps, PEAK, War Thunder, and much more! The Grind: Kaye: Baby Steps. Dennis: PEAK. War Thunder. Moxie: No Man’s Sky. Ben: Expeditions: Rome. The Multiplayer: What’s your non-live service forever game? The End Boss: Grand Theft Auto VI delayed by a year. Oh well. Someone built a Death Star in No Man’s Sky, and it crashed the game. AI robot falls down, g...

If any video game had enough room for a television adaptation, then it's definitely Fallout. Not directly adapting any of the stories from the game, the Fallout TV series takes many of the iconic ideas and character archetypes and creates it's own vision of the Wasteland. What we get is a love letter to one of the greatest video game series ever made. Next month: The first two episodes of Mutant L...

[Audio Disclaimer: Gwen here. All of the OST audio I could find for Unpacking had some skips in the audio files themselves. I tried to minimize this, but I can still hear them in the finished audio. If you hear it as well, just know that I worked with the best versions I could find.] What stories do our objects tell us about ourselves? Unpacking attempts to get the player to connect to an unseen p...

Featuring a brief appearance from instant fan favorite Perry Menopauz, and a fair amount of consensual Odo Play.

We thought there would be meat on something called “Action Man”, but then we found out that it’s just a re-badging of what we in America know as G.I. Joe. Which is disappointing. While we wait to talk about these exciting “Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles” next week, we also discuss the Free Willy animated series, and try to decode why kids everywhere are saying “6-7”.

Time to get the real meat of this sandwich. RICO starts the seasons-long plot of the Sandpiper case. A lot gets wrapped up in it: Jimmy's personal fortune, Chuck's return to HHM, the souls of many elderly law-abiding citizens. Jimmy thinks this is his big break, but will he be able to keep his dignity?

Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about PEAK, Battlefield 6, The Tenants, and much more! The Grind: Dennis: PEAK. Battlefield 6. Ben: Expeditions: Rome. Moxie: No Man’s Sky. Starfinder. Kaye: The Tenants. The Multiplayer: Favorite fictional brands in games. The End Boss: Simpsons coming to Fortnite, Futurama coming to Simpsons: Hit and Run. Dragon Ball Z is coming to Minecraft and all of this cros...

Our beloved Hell Train is back, but this time... it's a Heaven Train. Monster Train 2 throws out the whole deck and asks you to start again with five new clans before allowing you to unlock the clans from the original. It's a confident, sleek, and well-considered sequel.

Yes. (Derogatory.)

Franko: The Crazy Revenge is a very bad shooter that, because of regrettable economic and political conditions, became the Polish gaming industry’s crown jewel for a little bit. And though the game is bad, it does have a very funny and sleazy energy about it. We end the episode by taking a moment to talk about the horrors of Granny’s Daycare.

Release the emergency question valve! We're drowning in here!

Kaye, Ben, Dennis, and Moxie talk about PowerWash Simulator 2, Tormented Souls II, Q-UP, and much more! The Grind: Ben: 9Kings. Q-UP. Kaye: PowerWash Simulator 2. Tormented Souls II. Moxie: Megacopter: Blades of the Goddess. No Man’s Sky. Hades 2. Dennis: Hades 2. ARC Raiders. The Multiplayer: What’s your favorite fan nickname for a game character? The End Boss: Regime uses AI photos of Trump in M...

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