Dj Lipton

Tangled Web 25.12.2023 1:32:35 ↓

Lies and gossip. Secrets and deceit. Ruining lives.

Earth Children 23.12.2023 1:41:34 ↓

Earth Child With a lazy eye Sleeps with a teacup pig It bit her leg The wound wasn't deep

The Drug 22.12.2023 2:25:42 ↓

Not for all the people who got out of work early today.

Duck Fat 20.12.2023 2:19:13 ↓

A sign of success should be a fat wife.

Pickled Drunk 19.12.2023 1:11:32 ↓

Undead Elvis spinning hip-hop records right in your room, car or, workplace.

Cathode Rays, Vegetable Matter And, Bean Curds 17.12.2023 2:17:50 ↓

When the going gets weird the weird go pro.

Divorcees 16.12.2023 1:59:10 ↓

I'm not a newly wed or a divorcee. I don't have kids happy as clam I be.

Mucho Machacha 13.12.2023 2:14:35 ↓

'Mucho Muchacha' mucha muchacha hello muchacha oh, hello muchacha no no, me muchacho, you muchacha you know, like, me tarzan, you jane? me muchacho, you muchacha you muchacho me muchacha mucha muchacha!! -Esquivel

Hillbillies And A.I. 10.12.2023 1:44:19 ↓

You're going to make me quit art again.

Soda And Pie 09.12.2023 1:34:04 ↓

I hope no bad people come.

Booze, Babes And, Pasta Primavera 08.12.2023 1:23:11 ↓

Ladies join us for a little drinky poo and a nice pasta dish.

Aloha Sauerkraut 06.12.2023 1:50:54 ↓

Ohio!!!! Do this. Keep these bastard dinosaurs away from our vote!!!!!!!!!!!! https://norml.org/act/tell-ohio-lawmakers-to-respect-voters-and-leave-issue-2-alone/?link_id=2&can_id=f7e37b692f30ce7d74c6c8a3bad6da2b&source=email-act-now-the-ohio-senate-is-trying-to-gut-issue-2-dont-let-them&email_referrer=email_2133757&email_subject=act-now-the-ohio-senate-is-trying-to-gut-issue-2-nil-dont-let-them _...

Microwave Sales 03.12.2023 1:42:12 ↓

You definitive guide to the 1994 Microwave Oven Sales Expo.

The U.F.O. Freakout 02.12.2023 1:37:35 ↓

Should we be alarmed about UFOs? Are the saucer people our friends or demons from another dimension? Find out in this specially designed mixtape.

Flabbergasted By The Bullshit 30.11.2023 2:16:47 ↓

Honestly people I am in awe of the idiocy.

Funk Lord 2 28.11.2023 1:58:36 ↓

You can read my mind but, you are always wrong. It must be your timing.

Love Police 27.11.2023 1:27:24 ↓

Don't stay up late or you will be arrested. Don't get up late or you will be arrested. Don't laugh or smile or you will be arrested. Don't eat the last can of sardines or you will be arrested. Don't do anything or you will be arrested. Sit in front of the TV, go to work, sleep or you will be arrested.

Funky Devil 8 26.11.2023 1:54:10 ↓

I got the funky rhymes but, I'm not the funky devil.

Live And Direct From The Data Processing Center #114 25.11.2023 1:39:06 ↓

Coming in perfect from the Data Processing Center #114.

Bizzaro Rollins 23.11.2023 2:40:28 ↓

"As above, so below. Tomorrow we should all be busy with some people. Unless there's something really wrong with you or everyone is dead." -Bizzaro Rollins

Pentagram Nightclub 22.11.2023 1:50:34 ↓

Welcome to the Pentagram Nightclub.

Dj Lipton's Kozy Korner 20.11.2023 1:48:24 ↓

Sit back with your pillow and a beverage and get cozy. Exotic oils and libations may be needed for full coziness.

Music To Hurt People By 19.11.2023 2:29:40 ↓

Music to get you motivated to get out there and hurt people. Possibly ruin some lives too. Get busy!

Dead And Someone Else 16.11.2023 1:40:39 ↓

Most people are dead and someone else. The thing is they don't know it.

Get A Life 13.11.2023 1:44:42 ↓

God is in the TV.