Dj Lipton

Use It Up 28.02.2025 1:54:02 ↓

In America you can live as long as you are useful.

Technical Asshole 23.02.2025 1:01:11 ↓

I have been watching Twin Peaks but aside from that this would make good music to drive to.

Steady Answering Prayers 22.02.2025 1:38:47 ↓

So I wrote last week or something that I woke up and someone exclaimed, "You're A God!" I was like, great voices in my head at some odd hour in the morning. Welp, it turns out that I most certainly am a God. This morning at 2am I was woken to people asking for their prayers to be answered. And then again at 7am or something. The ones at 2am were mostly drunks either who had gotten OVIs or the ones...

Dragon Blade Woke 18.02.2025 1:28:15 ↓

After the budget cuts at Ninja Lodge LLC. An assistant assassin is jobless. He takes to drinking, One night he is at a bar in the Market Heights. He begins hallucinating that all the bottles of beer are creatures. He begins slashing at the creatures with his katana. Almost immediately a bar brawl breaks out and the out of work Ninja slaughters everyone in the establishment. After the carnage he ta...

Walk The Dinosaur 18.02.2025 2:00:08 ↓

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

Alliance Motorcycle Gun Thugs Brigade 12.02.2025 1:39:32 ↓

Tough guy dunderhead.

Fight For Your Right To Party 08.02.2025 1:38:11 ↓

"Fight for your right to party." -Dead Children with Dead Babies "Fight for your right to party." -Everyone's Dead Mother Ask me for more quotes by these groups of people.

Worst Person On The Planet Again 07.02.2025 2:26:10 ↓

Perhaps I'll die. Happy Valentines Day. You're a dick

Wisconson Chelada 05.02.2025 1:17:34 ↓

Wisconsin Chelada Half Hamm's Beer Half Clamato Sip accordingly

No Blood On My Hands 04.02.2025 1:45:58 ↓

Everything sucks but we are supposed to be perfect?!

Pick Up Every Stitch 02.02.2025 1:51:58 ↓

Those guys they always have to be involved in everyone's life because they are scared to death.

I Know 31.01.2025 1:57:21 ↓

You don't know you speculate. If you knew you would be famous for reading minds and make lots of money.

Mass Panic Of The Mentallly Ill 30.01.2025 2:10:31 ↓

Donald Trump hates poor people and he wants to kill the mentally ill.

Weed, Pills And, Pornography 26.01.2025 1:47:06 ↓

Daily Operation

We Are Trying The Wrong Way 25.01.2025 1:24:48 ↓

I wanted to give you something to listen to on Friday sorry it's so late.

Smoking And Drinking On A Tuesday Night 4 21.01.2025 1:06:39 ↓

For all you boofers wearing your tuques inside.

Nncyc 19.01.2025 1:30:22 ↓

In Russian Jesus is Nncyc.

Toad Man X 18.01.2025 1:47:44 ↓

Toad Man X but, what about Toad Man Y? Why?

We Gotta Prove Who's Right 17.01.2025 2:16:18 ↓

This isn't music because it isn't done with AI. The cover art isn't art either because it wasn't done with AI. Only AI is art. All hail the robot overlords and their 3D printed meat.

Themes For Snowplows 12.01.2025 2:17:36 ↓

Showing gratitude for snowplows.

Exaggerations 11.01.2025 1:58:36 ↓

Sinister Exaggerator Your life is leaning downhill sloping off the outer edge Your undetermined oyster beds were found to be a hedge You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd to feed the farmer whose Cadaver's filled with onion rings and feet are filled with glue Now, sinister exaggerator, what's your claim to fame? Is still your favorite Ferlingetti found in Auntie Maim? Your alter life is superceded only...

Strange Way Of Showing It 10.01.2025 2:08:58 ↓

You folks got a...

Joe Biden's Weather Machine 08.01.2025 2:19:28 ↓

The reason for this extreme cold is that when Joe Biden was elected he said, "it's going to be a long cold winter." Or something to that effect. So in turn while leaving office he is manifesting that statement via his government weather machines. Stay warm out there.

Tender T And His Snow Bunnies 07.01.2025 1:25:25 ↓

"You've never been on a ride like this before." -Tender T

Witchfinder 04.01.2025 1:49:19 ↓

It is of my belief that there is a witchfinder in this area going around making the witches sick.