Distorted View Daily

Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go rogue on camera. On today’s show: Tim remembers his s...

On Today’s Show: 🎄 Holiday Horniness with Adam & Eve Tim kicks things off by reminding freaks to cram those stockings (and other orifices) with toys from AdamAndEve.com using promo code FREAK for 50% off, free gifts, and free shipping. Extra attention paid to the deeply red, very Christmassy PDX Elite Suckgasm Masturbator and its 25 suction/vibration combos. 🍑 Bung Lusch & Pretty Hole: T...

Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUP Tim reviews a social media ad for KLYR , a $60 “concealing cream for men” that insists it’s absolutely NOT makeup. The...

On today’s show: “6–7” is Satanic Now Tim dives into the extremely online Christian meltdown over kids chanting “6-7” from a dumb TikTok meme. Somehow this turns into a conspiracy web involving Greek gods, vaccines, Trump, homosexuality, slot machines, 666 vs 777, ICE, and the usual “won’t someone think of the children” panic. Mead Skelton: From Pretty Boy to Lesbian Aunt Mead posts “How Being on...

Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a 2008-style DV throwback , courtesy of Sideshow sponsor Burgles , who demanded: <40 minute episode Only true weirdos , no...

Distorted View shambles in a little late thanks to Tim’s ongoing car disasters, but your Sideshow Thursday is fully loaded : dangerous jogging advice, a homicidal mall Santa, racist Florida homeowners, and an in-depth exploration of men who want to be crop-dusted into oblivion. In today’s episode: “Don’t Run” TikTok Doctor vs. Fat-Ass Validation Tim talks about dipping a toe into running, only to...

On Today’s Show: Mead Skelton Wants The Asylum (But Not Really) Mead uploads (and quickly deletes) a video begging to be locked in a mental institution. Tim explains why you should always locally save meltdowns from your favorite lolcows. Mead rebrands into a “Xennial” and revisits his long line of “eccentric” relatives, including the uncle who stuffed cash in the walls and the almost-exploding in...

On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare Tim explains why you got a “best of” earlier in the day: he was stranded thanks to a leaking tire on a rental RAV4. Gets blown off by “tire experts,” waits over four hours at Discount Tire while other black RAV4s jump the line, and slowly loses his mind next to a diseased, coughing child. Enterprise once again has no cars, no answers, and a “just...

Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: Weekend trip to visit his mom in Ashtabula turns into a rental car disaster Stranded with a busted rental, five-hour delay, and useless Enterprise locations Learns only airport rental counters are open on weekends Forced to drive home in a bright cherry red Kia Soul that doesn’t fit a 6'2" man or h...

As I mentioned on the Wednesday show, today's podcast is a little different: I've done a short video segment while I'm up in my hometown doing family stuff. 🧠 Episode SummaryTim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.”...

On Today's Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse . From there, the show spirals into the absurd with a remix of a t...

On Today’s Show Mead Skelton vs. “Antifa” Mead claims a Richmond group (“Punks for Liberation”) posted “RVA beware” about him; he says he contacted the FBI. Tim revisits Mead’s deleted meltdown stream and his ongoing “hidden sin / lemon water / Satan gave me tachycardia” lore. Theme: Revisionist tough-guy Mead, reality check from Tim, and the eternal NAS-backed archive of The Cry Heard ’Round the...

On Today's Show: The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition. Ad Parody: Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust. Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds. Tim plans a co-host;...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08  Introduction 01:47:24  Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19  Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby's 10:18:10  Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03  A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05  Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: No 24:42:00  Support The Distortion 26:05:00...

🩸 On Today's Show: Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy acid. 👿 Satan Speaks — A Devil’s PR Crisis...

On Today's Show: Presented by OldGlory.com — Over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop-culture fans. Use promo code FREAK for 15% off (exclusive to DV listeners). Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman...

On Today's Show: Listener voicemail: A DV “bloody tampon” story got played during an NYU class for a creative-writing analysis. The prof called it “well-written,” everyone else gagged. 🩸📚 Quantum Energy Squares — 10g protein, 100mg caffeine. Code: FREAK for 25% off at QuantumSquares.com . Listener Sponsor: Raphael (again!)—this time with the correct link. Mission: highlight “Hood Legend D,”...

On the Show Today: 💩 Around the world in 80 scat clips 😭 Mead Skelton’s tear-soaked livestream and demonic tree hallucinations 🍔 King Ass Ripper returns with a mayo-soaked food binge 🛏 When your smart bed tries to roast you alive 🍑 The medical marvel of butt-breathing 💿 Plus: a CPS-hating SoundCloud dad, fat-privilege categories, and one emotional farewell to DV’s very first sponsor After 15+...

Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. Tim kicks off the week with chaos, caffeine, and a spin of the Wheel of Misery after listener Rafael’s incomprehensible sponsorship note. The punishment: Ten Annoying Voices Throughout the Episode. From shrill grannies to Macy Gray ducks, no eardrum is spared. Meanwhile, Tim unveils Distorted View’s brand...

Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com A Houston ICU nurse gets a DWI and goes full Racist Nurse Ratched in the back of a squad car—then gets canned. Alexis K. Tyler’s latest live: generational drama, GWP (grown-woman pussy) , “jack-o’-lantern” Halloween energy, and… uh… spirits in the crotch. Parking-lot standoff: too-big truck, too-small patience, zero solutions. Valenti...

🧠 On Today’s Episode: Masturbation for Science! Tim checks to make sure his dick’s still operational. It’s all about male health and quality control, folks. ➤ “Sometimes it’s not about pleasure—it’s a systems check .” Confessions of an Old Lady Walker Tim celebrates a massive weight loss milestone (70 pounds!) and the thrill of fitting into decade-old “large” shirts again. Sadly, Lord Douche stil...

Good Feels — THC seltzer & drops: FREAK = 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) On Today’s Show Which one of Tim’s siblings has a… bonus hole? Why winning the lottery might be the fastest way to wreck your life A police standoff settled with a Dairy Queen Blizzard “Helping a duck get away with murder” (a dramatic reading!) Voicemails galore A vintage-style talk-radio mashup veers into conspir...

Today's Show: 1) Meade Skelton: From “frenemy” to cursed Email from Meade: will no longer write songs for DV due to “spiritual issue.” Tim responds with gay-witch curses : Baldness hex (“From widow’s peak to naked crown…”) Erectile dysfunction (“soft as a wet limp noodle”) Theory: Meade blames DV for tummy/health woes; Tim vows double-down mockery . BaitBanditXL (SoundCloud): “ Beat That Dick...

On Today's Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” Snow Plow Show Ep. 889: “The Dings Are Never Ending.” Brad keeps name-dropping Tim during fake “dinged your car” calls in Cincinnati, alleging Tim was handcuffed to a side mirror and tried to Slim-Jim a car for loose change. Callers threaten lawsuits ; Brad doubles down by repeating “ Tim Henson… Distorted...

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