DeHuff Uncensored

I had an awkward interaction with a solicitor. More than half of Gen Zers want to be full time influencers. Influencer jumps into the Brooklyn Half Marathon, then brags about pace.. Racers get furious!! Reddit: I accepted a free first-class upgrade and left my brother behind, my family is shunning me. No, Grandma, that's not Robert De Nero talking to you online. Emotional support alligator goes mi...

A new trend for work from home employees is taking a vacation, not telling your boss, and still getting your job done. Asteroid hunters spot 27,500 overlooked near-Earth asteroids, which is more than were discovered by all of the world’s telescopes last year. Bark Air, a new luxury airline for dogs, will launch its first flights this month. Via Reddit: “I fessed up to cheating on my expenses and g...

In Florida, an 85-year-old victim alleges a prostitute carjacked him after sex. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered to watch man in an orange mask eat an entire jar of cheese balls. Kentucky Fried Chicken is now in the perfume business. A man is spending $400 a month on a billboard that is soliciting love. New condoms can be rolled on pre-erection — two hours before sex. What’s up with LeBron James n...

Harvard University says men should be masterbating more to combat cancer. You can buy jeans that look like you peed in them. A Pennsylvania priest spent $40K of church money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart, Pokémon Go, and slot machine apps. A TikToker claims ‘time blindness’ is a thing and she suffers from it - that’s why she’s late. The NFL will allow Guardian Caps on helmets during the regular seaso...

Harvard University says men should be masterbating more to combat cancer. You can buy jeans that look like you peed in them. A Pennsylvania priest spent $40K of church money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart, Pokémon Go, and slot machine apps. A TikToker claims ‘time blindness’ is a thing and she suffers from it - that’s why she’s late. The NFL will allow Guardian Caps on helmets during the regular seaso...

NFL legend and reptile king, Chad Brown shared some crazy snake stories from Indonesia. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We used ChatGPT as our wedding planner — it saved us $5,000. Runner gulps down 25 glasses of wine during the London marathon: 'I was totally exhausted'. I have a foot-long penis — it's so monstrous, I was barred from yoga. Utahns reunited with pet cat they accidentally shipped with Amazon return. Milan poised to ban ice cream, pizza and more after midnight after new proposed law. NFL draft is here...

According to TMZ, Kanye West is looking to start up a Yeezy Porn Studio. Reggie Bush got his Heisman trophy back! New research suggests that breeding dairy cows to fart less could cut down on greenhouse gasses. Scottish woman attacked by bear in Romania after trying to take a selfie with it. Things you definitely should prepare for: Singing the national anthem, going on a cooking show, and throwin...

A female DoorDash driver claims she was “penalized” by the food delivery company for refusing to drop off an order to a male nudist. Mom pulled out a samurai sword after an argument with neighbors over dog poop escalated. Medical workers in Australia ask bite victims to stop bringing snakes to hospitals. Link to the classic interview with Chad Brown - talking snakes! Click HERE ! The Denver Bronco...

A female DoorDash driver claims she was “penalized” by the food delivery company for refusing to drop off an order to a male nudist. Mom pulled out a samurai sword after an argument with neighbors over dog poop escalated. Medical workers in Australia ask bite victims to stop bringing snakes to hospitals. Link to the classic interview with Chad Brown - talking snakes! Click HERE ! The Denver Bronco...

The FAA is investigating why a Colorado Rockies batting coach was allowed to sit in the cockpit during a flight to Canada. Caitlin Clark will be just fine. She’s about to ink a deal with Nike - 8 years, $28 million. NBC will display the heart rates of parents during the Olympics. PepsiCo recalls sugar-free Schweppes Ginger Ale for containing 'full sugar'. The trailer for Deadpool 3 with Hugh Jackm...

What should you do when you see a disrespectful youth baseball coach? Red Lobster is about to be a thing of the past. Uber released their most unique items left behind. What’s the worst wedding gift ever? How about a paperweight made of glued toenails. When you don’t need to buy your friends a wedding gift. New Target worker complains how she’s forced to close the entire store by herself (but not...

Axe body spray calms down angry farm animals. Who the hell steals a goose? NASA confirms space station debris hit a Florida man's home. Fast walkers tend to not be as happy as slow walkers. The truth is in the numbers - Why players like Caitlin Clark don't make as much money as NBA players. A woman in Brazil wheeled in her dead uncle to a bank and tried to withdraw money. Hosted by Simplecast, an...

Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're extremely revealing. A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. Now I have a new fear! The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner. New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high precision." “Holistic health advocate Deep...

Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're extremely revealing. A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. Now I have a new fear! The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner. New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high precision." “Holistic health advocate Deep...

Connery DeHuff chimes in on some the stories today. Summer is here and I was blind sided by a mixture of beauty and the stench of evil. NASA called upon to assist in looking for Nessie… aka, the Lock Ness Monster, in Scotland! A high school student has reportedly been arrested after sending a fax pretending to be the principal resigning. Science says couples who fart together, are happier. The bes...

Alleged murderer, OJ Simpson died, and most people aren't saddened by the news. We hear from comedy legend Norm MacDonald from his time at SNL, making OJ jokes. German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting. I bet it sucked. The CIA wants to hire super-fit agents, and the requirements are nothing to be impressed by. Apparently, I could be a super agent. The owner of a Kansas bakery i...

A Mexican TV news station accidentally showed testicles instead of pictures of the solar eclipse. AMC theaters Executive has regrets making the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. But I want them to keep making bangable popcorn buckets! Actress Tori Spelling said she can only poop if her son is in the room. Yeah, that's not normal. After two weeks of wear a pair of jeans will have grown a 1,000-strong colony o...

Google searches for “eyes hurt” spiked in the United States during the solar eclipse. And not many people should be shocked by that news. Scientists accidentally made a mouse grow legs where his genitals are supposed to be. If that happened to a human, they'd have a gig in porn. We learn some horrifying facts about primates from Michelea_Amanda on TikTok. A dog dropped a deuce in the aisle of a Un...

The solar eclipse is happening and conspiracies are running out of control because of it. A man named Russ Cook has run the entire length of Africa. While most news agencies use the headline that he wanted a daiquiri after the race, I explain why that's far from the headline that should be used. Getting a vasectomy during a New York earthquake would be interesting. Free goats in Italy leads to me...

Nic Cage has to be a one upper kind of guy. He claims he remembers being in the womb. Media members accused of stealing from Air Force One by the White House. Trash from the International Space Station (ISS) crashed into someone's home in Florida. I'm on vacation in Phoenix, Arizona and the travel was nuts... thanks to TSA for the pat down. I went to a tiger show at a place called Out of Africa, a...

Elon Musk thinks the average person won't have a hard time saving up $100k for a trip to Mars. Optimus Gen 2 (robot) by Tesla, will cost about $20 to $25k. A banana fight broke out at a Pittsburgh gas station. Krispy Kreme and McDonald's are teaming up, and that's bad news for their customers. A horrible wedding trend is sweeping the world - guests paying for the wedding. Hosted by Simplecast, an...

Is the NFL headed towards flag football? A woman in Cheshire England thought she was nursing a baby hedgehog, but it was far from that. The average American spends about 84 hours a year working while under the weather, according to new research. Dollar Tree is increasing some of its prices. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

A Quebec man was sentenced to six months in jail after trying to get women to kick him in the testicles for $100. He wanted them to do it for 30 minutes! Study says men spend as much as seven hours a year in the bathroom for peace and quiet. Superman has his ice castle, us normal guys have our version of fortress of solitude. Research revealed that working irregular shifts for a decade can age the...

An Melbourne, Australian man took a shot at his ex-girlfriend via a giant sign in front of his new Korean BBQ restaurant. A woman’s fiancé lost her $2K wedding dress after he put it on the roof of his car and sped off. Man: I had sex with the boss, now she’s pursuing me – what do I do? A spiteful mother-in-law ruined a $9K gender reveal. A woman has shared how her disgruntled boyfriend stole her t...