DeHuff Uncensored

I'm the king of the lemonade stand. A manure truck crashed in Connecticut and spewed liquid feces all over multiple homes and yards. Another mysterious monolith was found, this time in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Cleveland Guardians minor league team installed high-end toilet seats for fans to watch the game. Which is another reason why minor-league baseball is better than the majors. Dozens of employe...

The ladies have side-boob shirts - now, it’s time for the guys to have a shot at glory. Al Michaels’ voice will be used via AI for the Paris Olympics. Someone bought a lottery ticket at DIA, and won $150k, but never claimed it. Now it’s expired! Does England really have bad food? Reaction to the viral sensation that is ‘Hawk Tuay’ girl. The future of prisons may take a dramatic turn thanks to a co...

The ladies have side-boob shirts - now, it’s time for the guys to have a shot at glory. Al Michaels’ voice will be used via AI for the Paris Olympics. Someone bought a lottery ticket at DIA, and won $150k, but never claimed it. Now it’s expired! Does England really have bad food? Reaction to the viral sensation that is ‘Hawk Tuay’ girl. The future of prisons may take a dramatic turn thanks to a co...

RAPID-FIRE through the headlines! Passenger refuses to deplane after getting double-booked. I drank my bestie's breast milk because it was on my bucket list. What kind of twisted list is that? Woman sues her boyfriend after he decides not to take her to the airport. A 20-year-old Northern Ireland man broke a Guinness World Record by assembling a Mr. Potato Head toy in 5.15 seconds. Enjoy not datin...

Snoop Dogg is taking over the broadcast for the Paris Olympics. Wait, is Snoop the new Betty White? Less than an hour before her semifinal at U.S. track trials, 400-meter runner Kendall Ellis was trapped in a porta-potty, banging on the door, screaming for someone to let her out. Ariana Grande made her way into my show, again. Classic. She was on Podcrushed, and was talking about wanting to have d...

A ride at an amusement park in Portland, Oregon malfunctioned and caused people to be stuck upside down for 30 minutes. The riders were puking, crying, and thinking they were going to die. What the park did to try and make things right, may backfire. Brooklyn, New York was the center of tragedy when DOT truck hit a jaywalker. Then to make things worse, it was a former mobster. A waitress was fired...

Smoking or non in a restaurant is an odd thing to explain to my kids. I explained the meaning of ‘Lot Lizard’. Hey, I’m an educator. Woman unexpectedly gives birth (cryptic pregnancy) at Golden Corral in Arkansas, names baby after restaurant. Ariana Grande freaked people out after changing her voice during an interview with the podcast, Podcrushed. Spaceballs 2 is officially in the works with Mel...

Solicitors on the phone or at my door - I can't stand you. China has AI sexbots, and in the near future, those bots may take your job. Annie Knight - Slept with 300 people last year - said, I’m sleeping with 600 people this year. Aliens may be living among humans on earth, Harvard researchers claim. More people should be punched in the face. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pc...

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathr...

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathr...

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathr...

Thanks to my kids, I was the creepy guy at the pool. Two New York men died after falling into a manure tanker. But the story has another dramatic twist. A psychic medium has claimed that her nights out are being ruined by spirits, but not the ones you'd buy at a bar. A sexy 33 year old virgin explains her list of demands in order to have sex with a guy. We continue to rip-off Dear Abby with Ask Co...

Thanks to my kids, I was the creepy guy at the pool. Two New York men died after falling into a manure tanker. But the story has another dramatic twist. A psychic medium has claimed that her nights out are being ruined by spirits, but not the ones you'd buy at a bar. A sexy 33 year old virgin explains her list of demands in order to have sex with a guy. We continue to rip-off Dear Abby with Ask Co...

Thanks to my kids, I was the creepy guy at the pool. Two New York men died after falling into a manure tanker. But the story has another dramatic twist. A psychic medium has claimed that her nights out are being ruined by spirits, but not the ones you'd buy at a bar. A sexy 33 year old virgin explains her list of demands in order to have sex with a guy. We continue to rip-off Dear Abby with Ask Co...

Angry barista smashes windshield | Nudists connection to obesity meds Fed-up barista smashes angry customer's windshield. Crocodile that lunged at children is shot and cooked for local residents in northern Australia. Nudism plummets and obesity drugs run wild. Wll Ferrell wants to be PEOPLE'S Sexiest Man Alive. Actor Theo James had a date poop in his tube. Awkward TV moment has anchors reason for...

Angry barista smashes windshield | Nudists connection to obesity meds Fed-up barista smashes angry customer's windshield. Crocodile that lunged at children is shot and cooked for local residents in northern Australia. Nudism plummets and obesity drugs run wild. Wll Ferrell wants to be PEOPLE'S Sexiest Man Alive. Actor Theo James had a date poop in his tube. Awkward TV moment has anchors reason for...

Joey Chestnut won’t be able to compete in Nathan’s hotdog eating contest due to signing a deal with Impossible Foods, a vegan meat company. A woman quit her 9-to-5 job to become a professional sex toy tester. I explain the big negative. African elephants call each other by unique names, new study shows. Also, crows are not to be messed with. Man thinks he's spotted Michael Jackson in cake. When I...

Joey Chestnut won’t be able to compete in Nathan’s hotdog eating contest due to signing a deal with Impossible Foods, a vegan meat company. A woman quit her 9-to-5 job to become a professional sex toy tester. I explain the big negative. African elephants call each other by unique names, new study shows. Also, crows are not to be messed with. Man thinks he's spotted Michael Jackson in cake. When I...

Hobby Horse rider tries to defend her sport, which leads me to go off the rails. Japanese researchers are moving a promising, tooth-regrowing medicine into human trials. Electric spoon that makes food taste saltier goes on sale in Japan. Utah is getting a NHL team. I give you the list of finals names, plus, the ones that definitely were rejected. A teen in Colorado was arrested for stealing $20,00...

Hobby Horse rider tries to defend her sport, which leads me to go off the rails. Japanese researchers are moving a promising, tooth-regrowing medicine into human trials. Electric spoon that makes food taste saltier goes on sale in Japan. Utah is getting a NHL team. I give you the list of finals names, plus, the ones that definitely were rejected. A teen in Colorado was arrested for stealing $20,00...

Former Mayor in Brazil joined Zoom Call while on the toilet. China's famous Yuntai waterfall goes viral after a hiker found it was being fed by a pipe. An annoying woman went viral after she said she refuses to put her grocery cart back in the corral due to having kids. A giraffe in a Texas dru-thru safari, grabbed a kid through the sun roof. It’s annoying that the NBA Finals start so late. And Co...

I have an odd resume when it comes to interactions with sports celebrities. (Todd Helton, Mark Schlereth, and Terrell Davis) Amazon tribe gets the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink, and immediately got addicted to porn. Fresno, California - A man saw a wolf spider in his home, so naturally he got a blow torch and chased it. Shockingly, he caught his home on fire. A pair of magnet fishing enthusias...

I have an odd resume when it comes to interactions with sports celebrities. (Todd Helton, Mark Schlereth, and Terrell Davis) Amazon tribe gets the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink, and immediately got addicted to porn. Fresno, California - A man saw a wolf spider in his home, so naturally he got a blow torch and chased it. Shockingly, he caught his home on fire. A pair of magnet fishing enthusias...

We’re halfway through the year and there’s been some wild things going across my news desk. Sniffing female tears reduces male aggression by 44%. Elon Musk's Neuralink - what are the pros and cons. A.I. is slowly taking over. Tipping is getting out of hand. People can’t handle the solar eclipse. Philly fans ruined $1 hotdog night after throwing them everywhere. Stupid wedding trends. Influencers a...

We go a little old school and talk about the crazy things that have happened to me at work. Almost being stabbed by my manager. Grass staining a banana suit. And more Also, some listeners asked if I could talk more about some of my crazy ghost experiences. Especially the ones I haven’t talked about before. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about...