DeHuff Uncensored

I was accidentally judgy today at Walmart. Do you really think Deion will leave for the NFL and Dallas? A Cincinnati homeowner accidentally sets house on fire while trying to melt ice with a blowtorch. An Italian soccer club fired their falconer for posting photos of his penis implant. A good chunk of Gen Zers are helpless around the house, and it’s costing them money. Jerk-hole Eagles fan who ver...

Denver Broncos QB, Bo Nix had a transverse process fracture in his back in week 12, but played through the pain. The Philadelphia Eagles defended a Green Bay Packers fan from a horrible Eagles fan. Wienermobile or Nutwagon - Which would you rather drive? A shoplifter in Florida defecated on the floor during heist. Bonnie Blue banged 1,057 men in 12 hours. China is rolling around the idea of sellin...

Denver Broncos QB, Bo Nix had a transverse process fracture in his back in week 12, but played through the pain. The Philadelphia Eagles defended a Green Bay Packers fan from a horrible Eagles fan. Wienermobile or Nutwagon - Which would you rather drive? A shoplifter in Florida defecated on the floor during heist. Bonnie Blue banged 1,057 men in 12 hours. China is rolling around the idea of sellin...

Cop in Florida rear-ended a car that was stopped for a school bus. Why? Because the police officer was watching adult movies on his phone while driving. Don’t enter a MRI machine with something jammed up your back-end. A woman had six ribs removed and is using them to make a crown. TikTik could shut down in the United States coming up on January 19th. Kevin O’Leary of Shark Tank is looking to save...

Deion Sanders opened the door to leave Colorado and coach in the NFL, while on Good Morning America. I preview the Broncos Bills Wild Card game, with help from Von Miller and Dan Orlovsky (via the Rich Eisen show). Rich snob spent $20K renting out a whole hotel for one night so riffraff wouldn’t disturb her. A couple had magnets implanted in their bodies. That way when they’re close, the magnets t...

The snake in my house is finally gone - but not before some late night fear-filled drama. Gen Z sucks at talking on the phone, so Nottingham College is now coaching students so they can function like normal people. A woman who is allergic to nuts, had sex with a man who ate nuts, then he popped a nut, then she had an allergic reaction. We hear from Neil deGrasse Tyson on this... kind of. Deion San...

The snake in my house is finally gone - but not before some late night fear-filled drama. Gen Z sucks at talking on the phone, so Nottingham College is now coaching students so they can function like normal people. A woman who is allergic to nuts, had sex with a man who ate nuts, then he popped a nut, then she had an allergic reaction. We hear from Neil deGrasse Tyson on this... kind of. Deion San...

It's being reported that hot dogs are being banned in North Korea. Mostly because South Korea has taken a liking to the Western meat product. They use it in their spicy Korean-American hotpot - AKA, army base stew. Residents of a town in Nottinghamshire, England, are trying to solve the mystery of who has been leaving plates loaded with peeled bananas by the side of a road once a month for over a...

The Denver Broncos beat the Kansas City Chiefs’ second stringers to advance to the playoffs. We hear from Bo Nix after the big win. Some people don’t understand what the word ‘allegedly’ means. I say this because people freaked out after I relayed the Shedeur Sanders strip club story as reported by Jason Whitlock. A business class passenger has been banned from all United Airlines flights after ur...

I punched my ticket to hell during this episode. A L.A. woman is using her son's fluids to keep her young. A North Carolina woman accidentally glued her eyes shut with nail glue. Two  men were found dead in Washington state from exposure after looking for Sasquatch. An ultimate ‘look at me’ moment as a woman bragged about getting her PhD, throwing a lavish party for herself, and talking about it o...

Connery DeHuff chimes in on Tokyo switching to a four day work week to promote higher birth rate. A Rolls Royce driver in California was arrested for DUI and possession of a monkey. New Colorado laws may impact your day-to-day life. Shedeur Sanders ALLEGEDLY rented out a strip club in San Antonio on Christmas night and the following day. No excuses for the Denver Broncos - Andy Reid made it offici...

Stanley cup/container craze! Cyber Trucks rust and a slew of other problems.  Influencers are causing more problems at the gym... some even painting on clothing to workout.  Tipping culture is out of control. Companies forcing tips… Buc-ees came to Colorado.  United Airlines let a Rockies coach sit in the cockpit... plus, fights - deification - influencers disrupt flights - hamsters, mice, rats, a...

Police say an Amazon driver ditched 80 packages in the woods before Christmas because they were 'stressed'. Chess champion quits after being fined for wearing jeans. Missing dog rings Florida family's doorbell on Christmas Eve 9 days away. Riley Moss and the Denver Broncos ate a shit sandwich against the Bengals. Next up, the play for their playoff lives against the Chiefs. Tom Brady says ‘sacks’...

Police say an Amazon driver ditched 80 packages in the woods before Christmas because they were 'stressed'. Chess champion quits after being fined for wearing jeans. Missing dog rings Florida family's doorbell on Christmas Eve 9 days away. Riley Moss and the Denver Broncos ate a shit sandwich against the Bengals. Next up, the play for their playoff lives against the Chiefs. Tom Brady says ‘sacks’...

Police say an Amazon driver ditched 80 packages in the woods before Christmas because they were 'stressed'. Chess champion quits after being fined for wearing jeans. Missing dog rings Florida family's doorbell on Christmas Eve 9 days away. Riley Moss and the Denver Broncos ate a shit sandwich against the Bengals. Next up, the play for their playoff lives against the Chiefs. Tom Brady says ‘sacks’...

WTF?! The bald eagle is officially the national bird of the United States. It wasn’t all this time until Joe Biden made it legit. So gross! Competitive eater, Leah Shutkever, ate 49 grams of cotton candy in 60 seconds.  I figured out how you and I can break a Guinness World Record! Angry Chipotle customer makes her own bowl. Deion Sanders addressed his team before the Alamo Bowl. Broncos are in Ci...

Does believing in Santa make kids act better? A study at Oxford, Durham, Edinburgh and Leeds Universities has some shocking results. Should we as a society stop lying to our kids and get rid of the idea of Santa Clause & other mythical figures? I think we should use Krampus in the U.S. like they do in Germany. I have a long list of worst gifts received. Some are pretty wild! My first character...

Does believing in Santa make kids act better? A study at Oxford, Durham, Edinburgh and Leeds Universities has some shocking results. Should we as a society stop lying to our kids and get rid of the idea of Santa Clause & other mythical figures? I think we should use Krampus in the U.S. like they do in Germany. I have a long list of worst gifts received. Some are pretty wild! My first character...

Does believing in Santa make kids act better? A study at Oxford, Durham, Edinburgh and Leeds Universities has some shocking results. Should we as a society stop lying to our kids and get rid of the idea of Santa Clause & other mythical figures? I think we should use Krampus in the U.S. like they do in Germany. I have a long list of worst gifts received. Some are pretty wild! My first character...

Robots from a China start-up, have begun to be mass produced, and are outpacing Tesla. I give Elon Musk some business advice to achieve success. A woman who has over 1,000 first dates will never find love until she changes some things. Colorado Buffaloes stand together - Shedeur Sanders defended Travis Hunter by calling out all the haters bagging on Hunter’s fiancé. Shedeur Sanders may not be a La...

I’m living in fear of Steve Hissington. The ball python living in my basement. A porn star sold her likeness to AI so she doesn't have to work as much. An almost perfectly spherical egg was auctioned for $250. A London grandmother has developed an Italian accent and begun using Italian phrases after recovering from a stroke. Jack Black and Paul Rudd announced a new Anaconda movie. The Denver Bronc...

The new Superman trailer is out! I have exclusive (allegedly) audio of a deleted scene involving Krypto. I'd be more excited for Mighty Mouse. Walmart is experimenting with body cameras for employees—like the ones used by cops—as the retail industry fends off ‘unprecedented levels’ of shopper violence. Haliey Welch (Hawk Tuah Girl) has been gone for 2 weeks and hasn’t released a new episode of ‘Ta...

Best Christmas movie line belongs to Uncle Eddie. Passenger blasted for bringing ‘emotional support’ Great Dane on airplane. American Airlines unlocked a final destination type fear… flooded plane mid flight. Well, kind of. A toilet started leaking in the back and seeped down towards the front of the plane. Cyborg cockroach armies can now be mass-produced at a rate of one every 68 seconds. Liquid...

NFL GMs speak on where they think Travis Hunter should play on the field. And will Travis fall to the Heisman curse? O.J. Simpson's Prison Porn Stash to Be Sold at Auction for His Estate. Lily Phillips who is on a quest to bang 1,000 guys in 24 hours - talked with TMZ about her 100 dude dry run. Members of an Indian martial arts collective broke a Guinness World Record: Most slices of a cucumber c...

I am an extremely awkward holiday shopper. A rural police officer in Yorkshire filmed himself performing a solo sex act in his station in full uniform for his girlfriend, is now banned from the force. I found naked pictures of my boss once. Auckland, New Zealand… 2 police officers are in trouble after home security footage shows them using the in-home stripper pole. The city of Bend, Oregon has sp...