Brown Bag Mornings

The squad reacts to the viral Australian Hyrox competitor who refused to stop her race after experiencing a massive mid-workout bathroom disaster all down her leg 💩🏃‍♀️. Things get completely unhinged on the Homie Helpline as callers expose their wild partner and in-law pet addictions, from homes getting completely infested with fleas to a dog licking a listener's butt right after an intimate mo...

The squad addresses an emotional Homie Helpline after a desperate single mother discovers her 15-year-old son joined a gang, leading Concrete and former street-involved callers to drop powerful reality checks on saving youth before it's too late 💔⛓️. Between the intense parenting advice, the crew roasts Swaggy P for his unhinged answer to a prison hypothetical and breaks down Ben Affleck getting...

The crew kicks off by dissecting the top trending "vintage" baby names taking over, leading to a hilarious breakdown of their own dramatic telenovela government names. Things take an intense and emotional turn on the Homie Helpline when a mother reveals her 15-year-old son joined a gang after feeling abandoned by his father. Concrete drops a powerful reality check for parents struggling with rebel...

The squad plays matchmaker on a chaotic Homie Helpline where 39-year-old "Thick Paula Abdul" picks a Super Mario lookalike who won her over with a clutch Vin Scully line ⚾🍄. Between the dating match-ups, the crew breaks down Kim Kardashian’s $1 legal victory against the "Grandpa Robbers" and tests out Apple’s new Siri AI text generator 📱💎. [Edited by @iamdyre 😌] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Kno...

The squad dives into Apple’s latest update, where Siri AI analyzes your message history to craft flirtatious texts so you stop "folding" in front of baddies. Things get wild on the Homie Helpline as 39-year-old "Thick Paula Abdul" looks for a man and gets courted by an overly vague financial advisor, a truck driver, and the squad's secret homie Dennis. Dennis ultimately steals the show and wins th...

The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline filled with backstabbing cousins stealing taco recipes, secret Long Beach ghost kitchens, and mothers gaslighting baby daddies out of their catering dreams! 🌮👻 Between the family business betrayals, the crew reacts to Jay-Z using Rihanna to throw shade at his old Roc-A-Fella roster and debates if AI Paul Walker should return to the Fast & F...

The crew kicks off with Petty Police, breaking down how Jay-Z praised Rihanna’s unwavering loyalty on a red carpet just to take sneaky shots at Dame Dash, Kanye West, and his old Roc-A-Fella roster 👑🎤. Things get completely toxic on the Homie Helpline when a listener reveals his cousin stole his taco catering business, triggering callers to confess their own wild stories of mothers gaslighting b...

The squad attempts to mediate a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring listeners struggling with secret $45,000 gambling debts and parents blowing $65,000 settlements on mobile casino apps. Between the interventions, the crew roasts Greg’s childhood photos for looking like he "ate glue" and reacts to Carín León’s chaotic last-minute show cancellation at the Sphere in Las Vegas. [Edited by @iamdyre...

The squad is diving into the "pendejo" chants in Vegas after Carín León left fans stranded with $30 Micheladas following back-to-back plane failures. We’re also reliving the trauma of National Picture Day after our childhood photos triggered fans to label Greg as the kid who definitely "ate glue" and "bit people". The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of intensity as a listener confesses to hidin...

The squad suits up as the "Latino Ghostbusters" to mediate a spooky situation where a listener's grandma is gaslighting him about a lady ghost chilling in their Lincoln Heights recliner. Between haunted hospitals and backflipping pillows, they also break down California's massive $675 million OnlyFans spending spree and Kendrick Lamar's historic reunion with Jhene Aiko. [Edited by @iamdyre 🎳] Cha...

We are diving into a terrifying Homie Helpline where a listener’s grandma in Lincoln Heights refuses to acknowledge the ghost sitting in her recliner! 👻 Between stories of "angel kisses" and pillows backflipping across the room, the crew debates what it takes to make Concrete a believer. Chisme with Angie recaps the viral moment a Karol G fan-turned-security guard lost her job for a hug during a...

The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline for Henry, whose sister refuses to pay for a $2,000 Tesla glass roof her kids cracked with a baseball because "that's not what family does,". Between the parenting drama, the crew investigates T-Pain’s million-dollar lawsuit against Akon and warns the "butt sniffer" is officially back in custody in Glendale. 🤐💸🚗 [Edited by @iamdyre 🤠] Chap...

We’re diving into the sketchy business drama that has T-Pain suing Akon’s Convict Music for a second time over unpaid royalties. 💸 On the Homie Helpline, we help a listener deal with the $2,000 fallout of a baseball meeting a Tesla glass roof and hear about a five-year-old "demon child" destroying iPads and Owala bottles! 🚗📱 Angie gets honest about her own childhood revenge story involving a sh...

The squad attempts to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline update from Alex, whose "superman" complex has led him into a messy web of thruple invitations, baby mama hookups, and a 40-year-old "grandma" romance. Between the relationship toxicity, the crew roasts Ray J for his IG Live beef with Bow Wow and questions Beyoncé for selling her fans a literal empty wooden box for nearly $1,000. 🎤📦🐍 [Edite...

The squad is reeling after Ray J and Bow Wow’s heated IG Live exchange over a stripper named Lei that has the whole internet questioning their "brotherhood." 🎤🔥 Homie Helpline reaches peak toxicity as Alex admits to dumping his Venezuelan TikTok queen only to dive headfirst into a "thruple" and a hookup with his baby mama—all in the same long weekend! 🤰👯‍♂️ Chisme with Angie breaks down why th...

The squad dives into the viral TikTok "fart corner" that has students letting it rip in peace, leading to Greg’s tragic confession about why he actually had to change schools after a "vortex of sound" in second grade. We’re hitting the streets because Don’t You Know I’m Local, and the crew officially went on a ride-along with the CHP to give out tickets and film a million-view music video. The Hom...

The squad attempts to mediate a confusing Homie Helpline for Memo, who is questioning his whole life after a "well-built" gym bro’s compliment left him blushing like a school girl. Between the sexuality awakenings, the crew roasts the Clippers for their illegal Kawhi Leonard payments and investigates why 88 million pounds of rotting fire debris is making Southern California smell like "rotten eggs...

The squad dives into an intense Homie Helpline as 27-year-old Gumo questions his sexuality after catching feelings and blushing over a fit dude at the gym. Between callers sharing their own "welcome to the family" stories, the crew debates if a workout invitation is the ultimate first step toward a romantic connection. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re breaking down the $10 million seizure of cou...

The squad tries to mediate a chaotic Homie Helpline featuring a "Ring camera bandit" ex-boyfriend and a listener demanding his "six bands" back after his ex-girlfriend totaled the car he paid for. Between the relationship toxicity, the crew celebrates Angie popping her "red carpet cherry" with Mark Wahlberg and warns Pasadena residents about the "naked trench coat" rabid bats invading the city. [E...

We’re sitting down with the internet's favorite viral duo, Jackie and Francesca, to find out if Buzzball has finally cut the check and why every group needs a "fat funny friend" named Carlos. 🍹 Greg gets absolutely roasted after the crew realizes he wasn't flirting with the talent, but was actually "DM-ing" their male manager the entire time! 📱 Things get toxic on the Homie Helpline as Adrien de...

The squad navigates a legendary Homie Helpline after Charlie accidentally pays for his brother-in-law’s "Hong Kong" hooker during a bachelor party that crossed the border into chaos. 🇲🇽🥊 Between the family betrayal, the crew reacts to Doja Cat’s petty beef with country star Ella Langley and the historic guilty verdict for the man who orchestrated Tupac Shakur’s murder. 🎤⚖️ [Edited by @iamdyre 🌵...

We’re diving into the absolute madness of Kies Crowder, the serial "butt sniffer" who keeps getting caught on camera at Marshalls and grocery stores in the 818. The Homie Helpline reaches peak toxicity as Charlie asks if he should tell his sister that her soon-to-be husband allegedly "smashed" a dancer in Tijuana after Charlie accidentally funded the operation! Between the bachelor party drama, th...

The squad attempts to mediate a series of chaotic Homie Helplines, from a father dating his son’s girlfriend’s mom at a Motel 6 to a "Lincoln Heights park baddy" with a nine-month-old daughter and a secret coach fling. Between the family drama, the crew investigates Teacher Valencia’s viral "Fart Corner" and reacts to the fake 49ers player who finessed 26 women by pretending to be a wide receiver....

The crew reacts to Teacher Valencia’s viral TikTok rule that has students heading to the "fart corner" to let it rip in peace before spraying some air freshener. We dive into a chaotic Homie Helpline where Ben realizes his secret low-key fling is actually his daughter’s dance instructor and his baby mama’s best friend. A caller named Spencer reveals the absolute family trauma of getting caught at...

The squad mediates an early holiday war for a listener whose man wants to attend an all-female Christmas party at a Vegas airport liquor store. Between the relationship drama, the crew breaks down Shaq's "salary cap circumcision" confession and why Kylie Jenner wants her new implants to walk into the room before she does. [Edited by @iamdyre 🧞‍♂️] Chapters (00:00) Chisme (4:42) Rap Sheet (5:39) P...