British Comedy Guide

Wednesday 11th February 2026 - 20-Year-Old Ejaculate. Newsround is back after yesterday's hiatus when no news happened, but the grown-up news has missed today's big story, an interview with tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson the man who intends to live forever by going to bed at 8.30pm every night. Just like John Craven in the original Newsround, Rich displays his jealousy of a younger man's ability...

Monday 9th February - Penisgate. Rich and Ally are back after their deserved weekend break with all the news that's fit to talk about. Today it's the big controversy at the Winter Olympics, wherever that is, and the lengths and widths that male ski jumpers are prepared to go to to win. But is the real story perverted cock-obsessed journalists, which Rich and Ally definitely aren't? With a live rep...

Friday 6th February 2026 - Chinese Hotel Sex Cameras. Newsround is back, despite Rich spending most of the day waiting for his car to be fixed. Ally and he discuss "Eric", the most hypocritical man in the news at the moment, who was shocked to see he'd been caught on a Chinese Sex Camera, but only because he loved watching videos of people caught on Chinese sex cameras. Who will be caught on the N...

After Grett is kidnapped by wild forest children, Henrietta and Dagenham follow them to an abandoned village, and a mysterious pig school. GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Thursday February 5th 2026 - Peanut Pile. After the success of getting Randrew Andrew kicked out of his house, the Newsround team turn their attention to the Prime Minister, whether he can survive and how good a job he is doing. Once again we beat the Lamestream media to a huge exclusive, which you can only get by watching our Craven Newsround.

RAACN Tuesday February 3rd 2026 - Eggheads Are People Too. After the explosive interview over the weekend, a regular newsround returns examining the recent statements by FIFA President Gianni Infantino and why he should be judged by his deeds and words and not by his appearance. We have a special interview with a fellow egg-headed celebrity to show just how far egghead prejudice can reach and hope...

Newsround Special - Epstein File interview. Always ahead of the grown up news, Richard has procured an interview with the man at the heart of the Epstein Files story, Randy Andy Mountbatten-Windsor-Balmoral. Randrew Andrew explains what's going on in the pictures with the woman on the ground, why he never met Epstein, why he has too much honour, why he can't wear shoes and what he was actually doi...

January 30th 2026 - Sneaky V sign. Rich and Ally are back to discuss how long they think President Trump will live, whether grey hair stops you getting cancer and a surprising way to increase your output at the gym.

29th January 2026 - BWB. Rich and Ally are back for an impressive 2nd day in a row to discuss the worst thing that has happened in America this year, someone putting a bra on the Hollywood sign. Is it appropriate for men to comment on women's bodies and if not is it appropriate for them to comment on people commenting on them?

Episode Eight Chapters 14, 15 and 16 When Grett's house escapes, Henrietta finds herself surrounded by dangerous pigs... or are they? GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Wednesday January 29th - Turkeys Not Voting For Christmas - Rich and Ally take a look at the defection of Suella Braverman to Reform and look at some of the excellent policies that she is backing. With a special report from the conference by our top journalist. Titles by Andy Bobbin Music by Mike Cosgrave Directed by Chris Evans. Any similarity to John Craven’s Newsround is entirely coincidental

Ten years ago, Young(ish) Howard began writing a novel about a subject he knows well - life for rich people in the 1930's. Now we get to read his thrilling tale of witchcraft, murder, and stalking - and meet George Spooner: the parvenu with nowt to do. ------------- If you'd like immediate access to our huge back catalogue of exclusive podcasts, videos and live streams (and to support the continua...

Henrietta is on her way to the palace with her new friends: Dagenham the Tree Pig, and Grett, the detective who has never solved a case. But if Henrietta is going to pass undetected in Underspace, she'll somehow need to grow a pair of horns... GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Henrietta discovers that Grett's walking house has a second, even more incredible capability - and learns the terrible fate of all the children in Underspace. GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Ten years ago, Young(ish) Howard began writing a novel about a subject he knows well - life for rich people in the 1930s. Now we get to read his thrilling tale of witchcraft, murder, and stalking - and meet George Spooner: the parvenu with nowt to do. ------------- If you'd like immediate access to our huge back catalogue of exclusive podcasts, videos and live streams (and to support the continuat...

Henrietta and her new partner-in-crime, Dagenham the Tree Pig, escape the police pigs through the terrifying forest, where gigantic creatures lurk below the ground. GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Henrietta steps into the greenhouse and finds herself in the mysterious land of Underspace, where she meets the least helpful pig she's ever encountered - which is saying something since none of the others could talk. GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

6,7. Twitch of Fun is BACK in this non-canonical episode to celebrate the end of another horrible year and to attempt to tempt some temporary temps to this zenith of Richard's work. There's an attempt to extract an apology from our most perverse character (that could be any of us), plus Henry Hippo's New Year's Resolution and Ally and Rich look back at the Coldplay couple and who we are to judge t...

Wake Up, Fleepyheadf. It's 11.55am on 17th December and as a Christmas treat/punishment Rich is returning to the Stocean after a 10 month absence for another Stone Clear. Will the field still be there? Will there be any stones? What medieval songs shall Richard sing? How many plastic bags will be mistake for stones? Has the Stone Stasi been lulled into a false sense of security? Will you be able t...

We present episode one of our brand-new podcast: The Complete History (and Fistory) of Underspace. On the roof of her school, in what seems to be a regular greenhouse, Henrietta finds the doorway to a magical world - where she meets a talking pig called Dagenham, and an incompetent detective called Grett... The continuing story is available now - just search your podcast app for The Complete Histo...

Henrietta's investigation into the missing kids takes her back to the roof of the school, but this time the greenhouse door is unlocked, and inside - the sun is shining... GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Henrietta knows that if the Headmaster finds out her secret, she will be thrown out of school. Unfortunately, to find out why kids are disappearing from St. Alan's School for Children, Henrietta needs to break into the Headmaster's private study... GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

Are children really disappearing from St. Alan's School for Children? And could the Headmaster's terrifying secretary be locking them in the greenhouse on the roof? Henrietta is far too sensible to believe such nonsense. But if they're not in the greenhouse, where are they...? GET THE BOOK in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from manbuycow.com

For the first time ever, we invited a guest onto the show - writer and comedian Joz Norris. Joz kindly brought us a wonderful TV sitcom pilot he wrote years ago, and we - slightly less kindly - gave it the full Worst Writer treatment. It's the story of Damien Rice (not that one) - a time-travelling private detective who is not very good at time travelling, or being a detective - and the case of th...

For the first time ever, we invited a guest onto the show - writer and comedian Joz Norris. Joz kindly brought us a wonderful TV sitcom pilot he wrote years ago, and we - slightly less kindly - gave it the full Worst Writer treatment. It's the story of Damien Rice (not that one) - a time-travelling private detective who is not very good at time travelling, or being a detective - and the case of th...