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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Comedy EN ↓ 462 episoder

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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7. okt 2026

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360: Reviews of Pumpkin Recipes 22.10.2025 53:24

Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

359: Live in Plano, TX 15.10.2025 1:31:13

We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

358: Reviews of Abandoned Places 08.10.2025 51:37

Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report. See us LIVE!!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy S...

357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi 01.10.2025 1:01:37

You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!  See us LIVE!!!  https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content!  https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch!  https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments!  https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy...

356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products 24.09.2025 50:39

Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy P...

355: Reviews of Community Theaters 17.09.2025 1:00:29

Send in the clowns! See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

354: Reviews of Wine Bars 10.09.2025 1:04:10

Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now. See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

353: Reviews of the Old Cracker Barrel Logo 03.09.2025 1:05:31

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...

352: Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo 27.08.2025 57:32

Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode... See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

351: Reviews of Jo-Ann Fabrics 20.08.2025 57:46

Support elevator victims making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ See us LIVE!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy...

350: Reviews of Popsicles 13.08.2025 58:29

To see the worst SpongeBob popsicle, visit https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! ⁠https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou⁠ r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your...

349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx 06.08.2025 58:41

This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom. Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tou r Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.you...

348: Reviews of Banned Books 30.07.2025 1:08:27

Support weirdos making movies: ⁠⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠⁠ Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our e...

347: Reviews of GameStop 23.07.2025 1:02:48

Not to be confused with GayStop Schiefer Madness Productions appreciates you: ⁠https://gofund.me/9a321873⁠ We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube...

346: Reviews of Petting Zoos 16.07.2025 54:13

Support Xandy's dreams if you want but no pressure: https://gofund.me/9a321873 We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowe...

345: Reviews of Build-A-Bear Workshop 09.07.2025 1:05:59

Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB! San Francisco show is TONIGHT!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!...

344: QVC Reviews 02.07.2025 1:00:45

We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC Come see us in California!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok....

343: Reviews of Cocktail Recipes 25.06.2025 1:03:49

I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please. SEE US LIVE! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok...

342: Reviews of Bicycle Stores 18.06.2025 1:08:26

This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber. We're performing in Florida tonight and tomorrow!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon to send us a voicemail! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatert...

341: Reviews of Farmers' Markets 11.06.2025 1:06:25

Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia. See you in Florida in one week!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on...

340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer 04.06.2025 1:10:36

Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis. Our tour starts in two weeks!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our epi...

339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce 28.05.2025 1:15:19

No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode. Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episo...

338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories 21.05.2025 1:06:11

Breaking up families, one listener at a time. Tour tickets on sale now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Watch videos from our episodes on TikTo...

337: Reviews of Wax Museums 14.05.2025 1:29:22

Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling. See us on tour!! Or are those just wax versions of us? https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosand...

336: Reviews of Period Products 07.05.2025 1:37:27

Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton. See Christine and her popcorn pants on tour!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Xandy's stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com...