Barely Contained

Chris and Matt investigate why Michelle Keegan was wrapped up in a winter coat, wonder why smitten Harry Styles was heading out with a pushchair and watch Gemma Atkinson cement her bombshell status as she turns into an army vixen.

Matt and Chris probe a performance "less entertaining than the Chuckle Brothers", discover a man who injected oil into his arms and learn everything they need to know about Jeremy McConnell's new girlfriend.

Chris and Matt share the joy of Tim Lovejoy's surprise Lottery win, meet Malia Obama's posh British beau and debate whether a butterfly is an animal.

Matt and Chris examine a spot of late-night snowman assembly, learn the rules of sexy tennis and struggle to contain their emotions at Eamonn Holmes' heartbreaking news.

Chris and Matt celebrate the star of Bermuda Tentacles, relive Justin Bieber's lost logo tee period, examine the Express' coverage of the LOVE advent calendar and probe the possibility of brewing Budweiser on Mars.

Matt and Chris cast their eye over the cream of showbusiness journalism including a flesh-flashing parade, a Corrie conundrum, Anthea Turner's major Twitter error and Paul Chuckle trying his hand at Insta-flirting. Plus, in Life of Riley, Rachel lets slip a huge secret.

Chris and Matt investigate the health and safety consequences of naked tractor operating, examine Kim Kardashian's use of Snapchat filters, witness a mea culpa from Phillip Schofield and, in Life of Riley, get the Friday feeling with Rachel. Plus an ancient Chinese birth chart which has not been tested or endorsed by UK pregnancy officials.

Matt and Chris assess the chances of Meghan Markle entering the I'm A Celebrity jungle, wonder how grey Liam Payne is, look forward to White Chicks 2 and, in Life of Riley, report on this year's Hearing Dog Awards - very much the Oscars of the hearing dogs world.

Chris and Matt investigate the Peru One, are stunned by a royal revelation, salute Diana Ross' muscles, are nonplussed by Phillip Schofield's mince pie and, in Life of Riley, manage to control themselves at the thought of an egg salad sandwich fancy dress outfit.

Matt and Chris examine a low-key date night, inspect Prince George's new school menu, wonder whether one showbiz journalist knows what a tomboy is and, in Life of Riley, admire Rachel's tennis ball dress.

Chris and Matt uncover an insane athletics coincidence which makes Coronation Street fans lose it, witness Brooklyn Beckham working up a sweat in LA, discover who one fourth of the UK's biggest girl group is and, in Life Of Riley, marvel at the teenage Rachel's fatalistic approach to meeting her maker.

In the pilot episode of Barely Contained, Matt and Chris investigate a Kelly Brook conspiracy, enjoy Gavin Rossdale's trip to the farmers' market and take a look at the new journalistic role of Rachel Riley Correspondent.