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Will a parasite in cat poop help stimulate the US economy? Are you committing murder every time you turn off your robot vacuum cleaner? Are you drinking vagina beer? The shocking answer tonight on The Local News!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a pair of teachers who are probably international criminal masterminds, a man who had to have all of his limbs amputated after getting licked by a dog, a criminal who couldn't stop getting arrested, an elderly woman who bowls better than everybody listening to this podcast, and a Local Sex story about 'smell parties'!

This week on The Local News, the guys give an update on the serial pooping superintendent and then report on a man who sued the guy his wife was cheating on him with, a couple who gave birth in a Chick-Fil-A, a naked man who tested the limits of what a 'judgement free zone' means, a woman who killed a fox with her bare hands, and a Local Sex story about...having sex with shrubs.

This week on "The Local News", the guys talk about man who shot at a police officer due to a strange misunderstanding, a company that is creating artificial beef, why the FDA is trying to personally shame Tommy (and all other lactose-intolerant people), a man impersonating a police officer who pulled over the cops, and a "Local Sex" story about…sperm!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a woman who is suing her nephew after "they" won the lottery, a pilot who's vaping almost took down a plane, a burglar who called 911 on himself, the man with the longest fingernails, and a "Local Sex" story about...actual sex!   If there's no show next week, it's because Tommy and/or Alex won the lottery! So in case they win, follow them both on TWI...

This week on "The Local News" the guys report on (possibly?) human poop falling out of the sky in Canada, a fish manicure gone awry, a botched case of rattlesnake revenge, an adult website that is going to start captioning some of its videos, and a "Local Sex" story about nuts!

This week on The Local News, the guys report on a man who paddle-boarded across the Hudson River, a Russian Burger King that will pay women to get impregnated by foreign soccer players, a man who stole toes from a dead body in a museum, a "Local Hero" who saved a frog from a snake, and a "Local Sex" story about a couple of firefighters who made a sex tape!   Give the podcast a 5-star review on iTu...

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on a Canadian clarinet player who's ex sabotaged his life, a teacher who was playing it fast and loose with language, parents who are getting sued for $164k because of something that their kid broke, a woman who choked a bobcat to death, and a "Local Sex" about sex robots!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on the World's Largest Orgy and then report on a man who had his leg amputated (and then served his severed leg for dinner), a man who was mistaken for dead, a woman who was traumatized by bees, and a Local Sex story about very sexy...livestock.

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy and Alex report on British mums who throw MDMA Cheese parties, a man who is suing an Acura dealership after one of his co-workers "weaponized his farts", a man who stole $17,000 worth of potatoes, a man who was scared of a pig, and a Local Sex story about a swingers club!

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on the teacher that fed a puppy to a snapping turtle and then report on a man who was really smelly on an airplane, a man who is being forced to move out of his parents house, a man who was telling the birds and the bees to kids on a playground, a high school student who put his High School up for sale on Craigslist, a...

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy and Alex give an update on the largest orgy in the world, a doctor who has too much fundays on his sundays, a man who rates how painful insect stings are, an All You Can Eat Pizza festival that ran out of pizza, a man who is suing Halo Top Ice Cream, and a Local Sex story about...Anne Frank.

This week on The Local News, hosts Alex Stone and Tommy Johnagin report on a man who drove with bees in his car, a woman who began stalking a man she met on an app for millionaires (and the guys play actual audio of the woman!), a man who scammed the USPS, a 112-year-old man who smokes 18 cigars a day, and a Local Sex story that predicts future sex!

This week on The Local News, Tommy and Alex give an update on the 'Butterfly Theif' and then report on a school superintendent who was pooping on school grounds, a woman who's brains were leaking out of her nose, a woman who tried to microwave urine at a 7-11, a Local Hero who wouldn't let an electric company take advantage of him, and a Local Sex story about a man who tried to have sex with his.....

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on last week's "Sex Party" story and then report on a university that has built a "cry closet", a veteran who received a penis transplant, the world's most prolific avocado thieves, an extremely dedicated (heroic?) paper boy, and then a 'Local Sex' story that involves extremely horny...monkeys!   Follow the podcast on...

This week on The Local News, hosts Tommy Johnagin report on a guy who can't stop getting attacked by animals, settle the age-old "Is it worse to get attacked by a Shark or Bear" debate, a team from MIT that is trying to control dreams, a million dollar fajita heist, a local hero who delivered a baby, and Tommy delivers a "Local Sex" story that involves enough sex to make up for all past segments!

This week, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone give an update on both the poop train and the guy with "Super Gonorrhea" and then report on a beauty contest in Tabasco that lacked beauty, a raccoon with a serious drug problem, ketchup slices, a butterfly thief, and a "Local Sex" story that yet again doesn't involve sex. 

This week, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on new company that is uploading your brain (after your die), a very strange adoption, a woman who saved a squirrel's life, and a Local Sex story that almost involves sex!

This week on "The Local News", Tommy reports on a high speed chase he was involved in, and then the guys talk about a train filled with poop that's stranded in Alabama, a mother who tasered her son for Jesus, Harper makes an appearance as a guest reporter to discuss Tommy's driving, and then they finish the episode off with a Local Sex story that has no sex (but does have a case of super gonorrhea...

This week, hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone open the show by breaking some news: its Tommy's birthday episode! The guys also report on a dead body that nobody would move, a guy who really wanted to kill some chickens, bee-sting acupuncture gone awry, and a Local Sex story that contains no sex!

The guys open the show with some Breaking News: Tommy is hungover. They also report on a live man who was declared dead by the court system, a woman who's been squatting in her dorm for 2 years, a man who fed a puppy to a snapping turtle, and end the episode with a Local Sex segment that actually involves sex (and cola)!

This week, the guys report on a woman who is her own twin, a married couple with irreconcilable differences (after one of them tried to kill the other with a hitman), a woman who tried to poison somebody and then assume their identity, and a couple who had sex in a drive through!

This week on "The Local News", hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on a guy who tried to get out of a "conspiracy" charge by shooting himself in the leg, debate if you're allowed to have fake limbs while incarcerated, a woman who claimed to me Mother Mary after getting into a high-speed car chase, a man who didn't poop for 37 days, a local hero who stopped human trafficking, and then wrap u...

This week, hosts Alex Jones and Tommy Johnagin report on stories involving strippers at Chinese funerals, a marijuana cookie incident at a day-care, a woman that stole (?) money from an ATM, a little girl's birthday party that nobody attended, and end the episode with a Local Sex story about dildos.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories o...

This week the guys report on a guy who flipped off a police officer and was arrested (and the guys talk about the times they've been arrested), a woman who wasn't allowed to bring an emotional support hamster on a flight, a fake craigslist sting gone wrong, a very unheroic "local hero", and a local sex story that actually contains sex!