Astronomica

As the loops get weirder, Hopper formulates a plan. Mackie discovers a truly fresh hell while CB plays eternal guinea pig. Anton probably does some cool shit with N-Zed just to make Hopper jealous. The description is mysterious as always but you absolutely do NOT want to miss this episode!  This has been a hard week and we wanted to address that in our intro. If you need to focus purely on escapis...

This week Stardaddy returns to rest control of the pod from his arch nemesis (...the players). Mackie discovers the dissociative joys of licking squidrats while CB explores the true meaning of the word regret. Meanwhile Chung He recruits Hopper in an attempt to figure out what's going on. Then shit gets *really* weird.  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new...

No spoilers for this very special episode, you'll have to tune in to find out what happens next. Okay, one tiny spoiler: we are rejoined by our first and best guest, Katrina Coleman, for this extra special, extra weird episode of Astronomica!  If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can che...

We know you're all waiting with baited breath to find out what happens next and let me tell ya, it's a doozy...but it's a doozy you'll have to wait one more week to experience. Unfortunately the plague claimed our fearless editor for a couple of weeks and we have run out of episodes for your ravenous consumption. Fortunately, everyone but Kristen came through with some solid ex...

Anton and Huen head off to the utility wing in search of a way to reunite the party. Meanwhile, Team Meat Pocket - Meat Coin Purse? Meat Clutch? whatever represents a fraction of a Meat Bag - finds out what happens when you go pullin' levers all willy nilly. Buckle in, dear listeners, because this episode is gonna blow. your. mind. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite plat...

With the crew separated into two parties, Team Meatbag decides to take advantage of their split and explore the pretech ruins twice as fast. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as w...

With the locals well in hand, the team explores the wonders of the pretech ruins. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an open invite to our Discord server. If you have qu...

We join our intrepid heroes mid-engagement as they attempt to recover their stolen payday er, rescue their potential passengers. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at www.astronomicapodcast.com ; here you'll find links to all of our social media as well as an op...

It's dungeon crawl time, baby! The team chats with the terribly unlucky survivor from last week's worm attack before venturing forth into the mysterious ruins. Will Team Meatbag stay on task and rescue their potential passengers or will the mysteries of a pre-tech laboratory lure them astray? If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesd...

Let it never be said that Team Meatbag lets adventure go to voicemail. That's right, this week the crew answers the call and heads off into the swampy wilds of Menkaure 2. Fingers crossed no one runs afoul of squid monkeys or picks up any gross parasites on their way to round up the wayward monks! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesd...

It's all aboard the Admiral Grace as the crew rounds up their various passengers, crates, and personal effects in preparation for a whirlwind tour around the star map. Will the crew make it off Menkaure without one more side quest? How many riffs on  the name Constantopolis will Stardaddy allow before he starts throwing dice? And is it actually theft if the people whose property you confiscat...

They say no one wants to work these days* but the crew of the Grace is scrounging for every job they can get their collectively questionable little hands on. Not content with the next step along Scrip's quest line, the team heads back to the Skullpants' I Fucking Love this Place Bar and Grill to feel out a few more potential gigs. Anton and CB negotiate with the dubious help of too many...

This week wraps up the starter quest for Port Hughes with a bang. Well, not a literal bang, more like a big win for Mackie, a big ask from CB, and a big bit of morally questionable medical mayhem from Hopper. It's pretty gross, y'all, but at least no one sticks anything in their eye this time. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednes...

The cards are shuffled, the players are assembled, and the house is ready to win big. While CB and Hopper lurk on the sidelines, Anton and Mackie sit down to a good old fashioned poker game. Will Anton's infamous bad luck with the dice extend to cards? Does Mackie's signature brand of charm translate to the table? And why exactly are poker chips still a thing in a fully digital monetary...

With a new job in hand, Team Meatbag heads back to Skullpants Bar and Grill to snag Anton and figure out just how to get a thumb from a bunch a dudes running an underground card game without resorting to violence. Of course, the job was to get a pinkie but none of the players will realize that for at least a couple of episodes. Sure hope they don't somehow mess up their very first job in Port...

This week the team wanders on in to the Skullpants Bar and Grill for some good ol' fashioned jalepeno poppers with a side of murder hobo-ing for hire. Anton meets a few of his heroes from back home and CB proves that just because you aren't good at stealth doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying to pickpocket folks anyway. It's a wild night on the town for our intrepid crew...

It's episode 69 and you know what that means: We completely forget to make jokes about it and instead find out who this new kid thinks she is. That's it, thats the episode description. So go on and click play already. If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  Can't get enough of Team Meatbag? You can check us out online at w...

With Crocea Mors firmly in the rear viewport, it's time for the remaining crew to start thinking about the next 30,000 big ones they'll need to keep the ship running. Fortunately they've heard rumors of a bona fide hive of scum and villainy hiding somewhere in the Menkaure system and it turns out Anton has always wanted to turn pirate. Now all they need to do is find the place and t...

Here it is, another one of our patented catch up episodes. If you're trying to get to the most recent story and don't want to miss out or just like hearing a long form recap, then this is your jam. We've got everything you need to know about our adventures on Crocea Mors so sit back and enjoy! Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Su...

It's Chatstronomica! The long promised chat ep is now and this one sure is an ep full of chatting. Best ever guest, Katrina Coleman, joins us one last time for listener questions and she brought shots, y'all. This one is an 11 out of 10 on the ol' debauchery scale so enjoy at your own risk! PS: If you can't get enough of our most bacchanalian chat 'sode to date, you can ch...

It's the end of the line on good ol' Crocea Mors. As the crew wraps up their loose ends, one member of the team has some big news. You absolutely do not want to miss this one so what are you waiting for? Hit play and settle in for another extra long, extra role play heavy episode of Astronomica! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wedn...

We are off this week due to inclement weather. We will be back atcha next week with the conclusion to our Crocea Mors arc so we hope you stay warm and we'll catch you then! Send us a message through this weird thing that didn't exist before but exists now. Support the show

We've got a very special, extra long episode for you today dear listener. As the impromptu revolution comes to a close, Team Meatbag is faced with one last potentially explosive decision. It's the finale of the finale, y'all, so hit that button and find out what happens! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new episodes every Wednesday.  We also love...

Welcome to part 4 (5?) of our exciting finale on Crocea Mors! As Anton and the Grace continue their dominance of the skies, the rest of the ground team joins Hilde in the sultan's thrown room. Hilde herself has some harsh words for the cowering sultan and Mackie experiences a sensation like something he has never felt before. Well, probably, I mean who knows what Grace has, uh, helped him for...

As Hilde tries to work her magic in the throne room, the rest of the ground team deals with the grenade's aftermath. Meanwhile Anton and the Grace demonstrate overwhelming force in the face of opportunistic fighters from the Tower of Heaven. The coup continues in this week's exciting installment of Astronomica! If you enjoy the show, please follow us on your favorite platform for new epi...