105.9 The Mountain

We have a new Pontiff...Da Bears...To start your day off so we can get it out of the way on Opening Audio we need to play a sound for you...It's the sound of a man whose junk was bitten by a snake while he was sitting on a log...A mother said leave me the hell alone on Mother's Day...Forget brunch...She finds it to be a punishment...Our new Pope is an American! Sebastian Maniscalco actually said s...

Should Jeff go bald? What is with the nudity? Just some of the questions we have to get answered this morning...It all starts with the good ole' Opening Audio...What a follie to start things this morning...A man was arrested for what was claimed to be an attempted kidnapping at a Walmart...He spent 47 days in jail...He got out on bond after a video surfaced that didn't look like what they claim......

Kangaroos, meth and bears...OH MY!! Let's get Wednesday going with Opening Audio...First we talked to Ed...Sorry we missed nip chat Ed...Now to roo chat...A kangaroo was on the loose in Florida and people thought it was fresh out of the movie Kangaroo Jack...That was a prime Anthony Anderson flick...Speaking about an Anthony Anderson fan...A woman was pulled over for a warrant and she has a pet ra...

Well butter our muffins...The show explanation sounded insane today as we got things going...Busey...Nudity on a plane...Wanda Sykes...So much coming...Let's get to Opening Audio...Our favorite Florida Sheriff told a story about a couple of burglars who were caught when the police went woof woof...Hulk Hogan weighed on the 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate...Hogan said they only need 99 men and 1 Hulk H...

Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all abo...

When you go to that special massage parlor and the offer at the end isn't even offered, should you be offended? Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman "accidentally" had a massage at a full service brothel...She acted as if she didn't know...She was not made an offer at the end...A woman was trying to have a zen moment in the ocean when the riptide swept her away...A woman tried to storm the cockpit...

Where did he stick the parakeet is the game we are playing to kick off this Thursday edition of the show...That takes us to Opening Audio...A kid defended his seagull calling championship and it sounds like he will be sitting alone at lunch...Would you leave a casserole in the mailbox to seduce the mailman? Tuna? Beef and noodle. A man tried to smuggle a dozen parakeets through customs...Problem w...

We really had a few things we needed to delve into but we will have to put those on layaway at K-Mart as we head to Opening Audio...Rejection cakes are the new trend...It is where you put flags on toothpicks of the colleges that rejected you on a cake...A girl in a group of friends put 7 on...A man with a shirt that said "retired drug dealer" was arrested with guess what? Drugs...The news man got...

We will start the show by helping out your sad pappy today...Let's get going on a Tuesday with Opening Audio...A woman was arrested after she not only stripped naked but decided to go to the bathroom in her seat on the plane as well...A man hid plastic eggs across city parks on Easter morning...He posted it on social media...The problem was that they were filled with weed...Let's move on to a sad...

Have you ever been mistaken for Louie Anderson? Rizzo claims he has...We hope he doesn't arrive home to a Dear John letter...Let's get things going today with Opening Audio...A woman was left traumatized after a snake fell into her drink...Obviously she is looking for a lawsuit...A Sonic manager gave a 16 year old employee an edible...The manager admitted she did it because the employee asked for...

Jeff pulled IT OUT!! We are talking about his Melissa Etheridge 3/4 shirt...Let's get things going on a Thursday with a little thing we call Opening Audio...Let's crank that motor...We have an upset senior...A woman does not like how her hair coloring went...She tried to record her hairdresser because a month after her hair was done that the grays were coming back...Can we be done with the twins t...

Drinking and drugging coming your way today as we get things going on a Wednesday...Yes that is a Dikembe Mutombo reference to kick things off...It's Opening Audio time...Shaq has quite a mishap on NBA on TNT...He had to deliver a #2 and ran off the set...He has been drinking a lot of olive oil...A man stole another man's truck and when the man asked him why he was doing it, he simply said...This...

Let's start this day off with a good ole' tongue peshing! It is Opening Audio time on the show...What do you think Elton John's mouth tastes like? What about Rebel Wilson? We believe Elton tastes like bangers and mash...Rebel and Elton shared a deep tongue kissing at an after party...An Uber driver would not let 3 ladies out of a car unless someone married him...Two women on a news report who were...

The Pope didn't make it...Rizzo believes it's an inside job as he just met with the Vice President yesterday...It's time for Opening Audio ladies and gentleman...A man showed us how to really talk to the ladies...When you're in a pickle you need the comedy of Dratch...They unveiled a commemorative arch in her hometown and it collapsed...Stick to giving it to Pearlman DeVito...Danny is looking to r...

Flail those hands in the air...It's WrestleMania weekend...Rizzo the walking amusement park is getting us going with Opening Audio...Joe Exotic is a bad bunny...He misses doing Easter egg hunts at his zoo...He is dressing up like a bunny in jail...Gayle King and Katy Perry are not happy with everyone...They didn't like how no one found their trip into space inspiring...A man in a werewolf mask rob...

You get a good morning...He gets a good morning...Everyone gets a good morning...We found out today that when Rizzo leaves here he does voices all around town...Another annoying woman went through a drive-thru and made horrible voices...Another principal and teacher threw a party at their house with students...The audio of the drunk teacher was quite silly when she talked to the cop...Everyone was...

This show is dedicated to you at Wink Martindale...We hope you are winking around up there...Let's get to Opening Audio...An ex-girlfriend saw her ex with his new girlfriend and ran her over in an intersection...A teacher is suspended with pay after she taped children's mouths shut with painters tape...It's not the worst of the tapes...A serial peeper was arrested after he whipped it out at a CVS...

Bert and Ernie were just a couple of confirmed bachelors that took baths...That isn't exactly the crux of Opening Audio but it is brought to you by the letter "T" today...Tortoise...A tornado came and swept away a family's pet tortoise and he was found 60 miles down the road...Turkey...A turkey went wild inside of a tool store and attacked people and destroyed the store...Tall...A Tinder date got...

Rosie is ready to step into a straight relationship to get things going this morning...We will get to that later on...A priest has issues with security...He refuses to go through the security machine because they will see him naked...So he would rather be groped and touched by the TSA...A Karen who enjoys eating the bean went crazy on her roommate for not paying...She was pretending to be hit but...

RIP Lemon Head...You will understand what we are talking about as we get this Friday show going with Opening Audio...The Masters are underway and we must talk a Masters pee...Jose Luis Ballaster took a leak as he was trying to make the cut...He peed in the river there and it doesn't look like he is going to make it...A man followed a female Walgreens worker into the ladies restroom to simply ask h...

Put on your mask with a zipper and let's get things going...We are going to laugh, we are going to cry, but we are going to be smarter for it...That our friends is Opening Audio...Rizzo is awake after not sleeping well because he is worried about the round mound of fun Chubby Checker making the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...A town is being taken over by geese...Every time they go outside they get att...

Three stories that we wished were wrapped into one kick off Opening Audio this morning...We wish we were invited to this party...Yesterday we debated the merits of the Easter Bunny...Today we talk about a group of teenagers who beat up an Easter Bunny at the mall...It's nothing like a kiss for a candy cane...1950's jokes take us to a story about a JV football player who peed in a water jug and 15...

No one wants to be known as "bird boy"...Just remember that as we get things going on a Tuesday on the show...Opening Audio is upon us...Are you game with a street thruster? A man was caught on camera dancing on and thrusting tourists to distract them and then take their wallets...We switched up the Pepto Bismol song with a bit of an island feel...Don't like it...It's not a robin or a bluejay...It...

It's a wet and wild one today...Get out the slip and slide...Hit the bump and take a ride...Let's not wind up in a Chinese man box...It is Opening Audio time...We start it with some bad boy Canadian tongue...A Canadian man was not happy with a sign that was put up in front of his house overnight and he got a ticket...Old man newscasters got hot and saucy over a fire hydrant that was broken and the...

How do you rob the Amish? They are such docile people...We will get to that as we kick off a pretty packed Friday show...Opening Audio is upon us...We don't have a square to spare so we have to get moving...First we learned that Jeff was afraid of Kringle...Then we heard a story of a kid who said daddy there is a monster under my bed...Well there was actually a man under the bed...He ran out of th...