105.9 The Mountain

Shoot us a TEXT...Maybe even an SMS this morning...NO NO NO says Dikembe Mutombo as we get going with Opening Audio...The Borough President in Long Island was thinking about something sexual on the inside when he was talking about America's 250th anniversary...A woman was having heart palpitations on a plane and they made an emergency landing...When they took her off she flipped off the pilot...Wi...

IT MOVED!! Thank you to Bachman Turner Overdrive for that...Let's get this Tuesday going...We have a doozy for you...Fibermaxxing...It is a new TikTok trend where people are adding tons of Fibercon to anything they eat...WHAT UP FELIPE!! A pappy that was vacationing in Mexico was attacked by 500 killer bees...His dog was with him and didn't make it...Two burglars broke into a couple's house while...

What in tarnation!! The show is back on...Let's not waste any time and get right into Opening Audio aka your Opening Chuckle...Yabba dabba don't...A news guy couldn't wait to deliver a Flintstone joke when talking about a guy stealing a motorcycle...We found out who was behind the viral adult toy scandal during WNBA games...It was a crypto company that was trying to promote their coin...A man atta...

Why is Asheville so obsessed with the Consumer Value Store (CVS) and potted meats...Meats of which you can buy there...Well we learned as we started the show that Rizzo likes to stimulate seniors...As Opening Audio got going we learned about a 60 year old grandmother and half of baby boomers are now playing Call of Duty...Micheal Jackson's bedazzled socks sold for much more than they thought...He...

Ice tray chat at 5am kicked off Monday...After we got ourselves a little Doobie'd we got going with Opening Audio...There is a rising bear crisis in Japan...Over 200 Japanese people have been eaten by bears just this week alone, and they are trying to pass a bill so that they can wipe out bears as they move closer into populated areas...An adult toy for a second time was thrown onto the court duri...

One of our favorite listeners Grandma Emma was diagnosed with terminal cancer. One of her bucket list items before she passes was to join Rizzo & Jeff on the air as a co-host. Well, they granted that wish and we wound up singing her favorite artist Meatloaf! We love you Grandma Emma!!

Jeff tried to nail down Rizzo about his dog talk when it comes to our Wag Wednesday...Audio evidence proved Jeff does the dog talk...A woman has many unique names for her kids...Butter...Rumble Honey...We then heard the greatest lullaby that has ever been sung...All of those things kicked off Friday with Opening Audio...Bea Arthur doesn't like Saks...We tried to figure out who helped her with rele...

Our boys are breathing this morning...It's time to get things going as we get closer to the weekend with Opening Audio...This is quite protein packed...Let's talk buff first...A man was arrested naked in a park...Then Melvin called about an update with his kidney stones...Two guys were arrested with $1500 worth of beef and snacks on the side in their car...A guy can do a spot on chicken impression...

Didn't haven't earthquake/tsunami on the calendar for today...But here we are...All seems good, so let's get going with Opening Audio...Listener Mark ate himself some humble pie when it came to meat glue...Is that Darren Hayes, the lead singer of Savage Garden singing U2? Nope...That's Scott Stapp from Creed...It's time to smile...That is a news segment we found...A 98 year old woman enjoys playin...

Ohhhh Albert Lincoln Roker Jr....He has tried yet again to pull off a serious interview...This time with Eddie Murphy...You're Inspector Clouseau? Another brutal interview by Al...Rizzo does not believe there is such a thing as meat glue...It is where you can glue two different steaks together...Cam Newton asked Brittany Griner if she has ever been with a man...She said she had a crush on her Kind...

Well it's a good day to be a bird this Monday...Let's get to Opening Audio...Two semi-trucks collided and one of the trucks was carrying Cheetos...They were all over the road...A woman collected 14,000lbs of garbage and brought it on a property that doesn't belong to her...It was a homeless encampment...A police officer got in trouble for pulling into Larry Flint's Hustler Club to get the cop car...

RIP HULKSTER!! We got things going by honoring a true legend...What a week of death it has been...Let's uplift and get going with Opening Audio...A son and mother robbed an arcade...The son loaded up his BB gun and committed the robbery...How much can you get out of an arcade?... Chuck E. Cheese employee in mouse costume arrested by the police for credit card fraud...Police were called to the park...

Can we have fat Al Roker back? He lost his fastball when he lost the weight...That was the convo before 6am...Jerry O'Connell sucks...How did he pull Rebecca Romijn Stamos...He made some comments on his Saturday Silly podcast about her being on Epstein's plane...A woman is going viral for taking a video in dirty water like she was a mermaid...She was informed by folks on social media that she was...

God bless you Prince of Darkness...Ozzy has passed away...We will honor him today...We did learn that he loved to play dress up with Sharon...But first let's get going with Opening Audio...New Orleans has been spraying a lemon fresh scent on Bourbon Street...The locals agree that it smells better than pee...A guy fell asleep on the streets of Las Vegas when he went to "take a nap" and he woke up i...

There isn't enough North Dakota news in the JNN or 828 News Now so we will change that with Opening Audio...Why don't they leave the ground squirrels alone...That is the biggest story in the state...Ground squirrels are plentiful...A man claims that an older gentleman had the sexiest laugh...We heard it and wanted to deliver a Stone Cold Stunner...A young reporter got the dog poops on a neighbor's...

Well let's take a Rosie kiss on the lips and get this Monday going with a little thing we call Opening Audio...What happened to the good ole' anabolic steroid? The new trend for bodybuilders is purchasing breast milk and women are selling theirs and making tons of money...A woman jumped into a lake and would not come out when running from the police...It is possible she was built like Andre The Gi...

Let's play a game...Would you prefer Rosie gives you mouth to mouth or a tracheotomy with a butter knife? Now that we know Jeff is a take or leave it Wings guy, let's get to Opening Audio...A Capybara Cafe has opened in Florida...You can drink while you hang with them...Somehow we went down a Don Knotts road...A couple of guys broke the world record for the largest scotch egg...We found a website...

A woman was mad that a chicken was crossing the road, and another car hit it...So she chased the guy and sprayed him with bear spray...What animal wouldn't you slam on the brakes for?

Want some $41.99 a pound Rizzo fatty meat on your supper table? Let's get Opening Audio going this morning...A teacher read off some comments his second graders left for him...Pa Pa has a hairy back...A man was popped for a DUI...He had six empty bottles of booze...He had to be taken to the hospital...That is where he shoved a pill bottle up his backside...An emu was causing havoc in the great sta...

Let's not start things off with a bah humbug today...Thoughts on Manhunt Monday? A thief was upset that a woman bashed her on a local Facebook group after the victim of the robbery called her trash on a page...The woman "don't be knowing her"...A 114 year old marathon runner was killed by a hit and run...If you are going to be a voyeur, lesson number one is that you secure all of your wires...A fi...

A man was killed at his job by a meat grinder! What is a way to die that is worse than that?

Nothing cooler than a cult...We learned there is a cult leader named Judy that is only 40 miles away from where we sit...Why would someone shoot a trashman? A man attacked two garbage men for absolutely no reason...He rammed the truck and then shot at them...NO! Go away...A woman was stalked by a mountain lion and thought that phrase would make the mountain lion go away...A pastor in Alabama was a...

A man created an app for Disney adults to meet each other! Are Disney adults weird or normal? We take it to Listener Court!!

No, we will NOT Sally Struthers for the whole show today...We will on the other hand get things going with some B-T-O and then Opening Audio...Jelly Roll was at WWE's Saturday Night Main Event over the weekend, and it looks like he is now going to wrestle at SummerSlam...Have you ever heard of a skin bear? A South Carolina artist made such a bear...It wasn't real skin...It was latex skin but looke...

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