You're on the Clock

HAPPY EPISODE 67!!!!!!!!!! Lucas, Joey, and Alex dive headfirst into the chaotic world of internet and viral trends in this episode of You’re on the Clock. From legendary memes to painfully online moments we all somehow experienced together, the guys draft the trends that truly took over the timeline. It’s nostalgic, ridiculous, and yes… they even have cameras now, if you’re into that sort of thin...

Lucas and Malerie are officially newlyweds, and in this special episode of You’re On The Clock , they’re reliving every unforgettable moment from their big day. From emotional highlights to behind-the-scenes memories, the two draft their favorite moments from their wedding. It’s the perfect excuse to look back on the best day ever, with plenty of laughs. Enjoy! This podcast is sponsored by  ⁠⁠ Jim...

Lucas, Alex, and Joey are back in the draft room. This time… tackling one of the most electric categories yet: the  greatest fictional movie battles . From all-out chaos to perfectly choreographed showdowns, the guys break down what truly makes a battle iconic while building their squads in classic snake draft fashion. This podcast is sponsored by  ⁠⁠ Jimmy’s North Star! ⁠⁠

In this episode of You’re On The Clock , Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex take the draft to the wild side—literally. The crew builds their ultimate pet rosters, diving into exotic, outrageous, and borderline ridiculous animals you’d never see at a local dog park. This podcast is sponsored by  ⁠⁠⁠ Jimmy’s North Star!

On this week’s episode of You’re on the Clock , Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex take on a draft concept that sounds simple on the surface… until it absolutely isn’t. The category is transportation methods. How you get to work, a party, or anywhere in between...but once the draft kicks off, things quickly spiral into chaos, creativity, and a few “how is that even transportation?” moments. The crew de...

On this episode of You’re on the Clock , Lucas, Justin, and Joey are back in the draft room.. but this time, they’re narrowing it down. We’ve done candy before… now it’s all about the candy bars . From all-time classics to controversial favorites, the guys go head-to-head building the ultimate lineup without revealing their picks ahead of time. Strategy comes into play early, value gets debated, a...

This week on You’re on the Clock , Lucas, Justin, Alex, and Joey are back in the draft room...this time tackling the letter C in an all-time chaotic Alphabet Food Draft . From classic comfort picks to wild-card curveballs, the guys go head-to-head building the ultimate “C” lineup. Expect plenty of debate, questionable taste buds, and the usual trash talk as they argue over what truly deserves a sp...

March Madness meets pure chaos in this episode of You’re on the Clock . Lucas, Justin, Alex, and Joey step into the role of coaches and draft their ultimate Celebrity Basketball Teams . From unexpected hoopers to absolute wild cards, the guys build squads based on skill, entertainment value, and straight-up aura. Would you rather have a lockdown defender or the funniest player on the court? A real...

Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex are back on You’re On The Clock , and this week, things get loud. The guys are drafting the best sounds … not sound effects. Sounds. Get that right. From satisfying everyday noises to hype, nostalgic, and downright ridiculous picks, this one covers it all. Turn the volume up; this episode is filled with some great noise. This podcast is sponsored by  ⁠⁠ Jimmy’s North...

Lucas, Alex, Joey, and Justin are clocking in… but this time, it’s for battle. In this episode of You’re on the Clock , the guys draft office supplies that could actually hold their own in an all-out office supply battle royale. This podcast is sponsored by  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jimmy’s North Star!

Lucas, Alex, and Joey are on the clock drafting the grossest, most uncomfortable words in the English language. No swear words, no slurs, and nothing inappropriate…just perfectly normal words that somehow make your skin crawl. From weird mouth-feel to words that should never be said out loud, the guys debate, laugh, and try to build the most unsettling lineup of vocabulary possible. This podcast i...

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of You’re On the Clock , Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex draft things we want to eat… but absolutely should not. From childhood temptations to objects that look delicious for no good reason, the guys debate texture, smell, nostalgia, and pure intrusive thoughts. It’s a draft fueled by curiosity, regret, and the universal urge to put things in our mouths. Listene...

Crack open a cold one (of soda)... This week on You’re on the Clock, Lucas, Justin, Joey, and Alex draft sodas in a fast-paced, chaotic-but-strategic snake draft. From all-time classics to wild dark-horse picks, the guys debate soda vs. pop , defend controversial choices, and spiral into madness as the board fills up. Who built the most refreshing roster? Who reached way too early? This podcast is...

This week on You’re on the Clock , Lucas, Joey, and Justin dive headfirst into the color wheel and draft all things blue, and no, food was strictly off-limits. It’s Joey’s first time on the pod, and he wastes no time making bold picks, stretching the definition of blue, and questioning everything Lucas and Justin thought they knew. From obvious slam dunks to “wait… is that actually blue?” debates,...

This podcast is sponsored by  ⁠⁠ Jimmy’s North Star! Lucas, Justin, and Alex break down the Big Game the only way that really matters.... the food. The guys draft their ultimate Super Bowl party plates, picking 1 entrée, 3 appetizers, 1 dessert, and 1 drink. From Wisconsin staples to party classics, it’s all on the board. Who built the best plate?

This podcast is sponsored by ⁠ Jimmy's North Star! ⁠ On this episode of You’re on the Clock , Lucas and Justin take turns drafting the five liquids they’d want to dispense directly from their fingers (yes, really). From practical picks to chaotic curveballs, this draft gets weird fast as they debate hydration strategy, luxury pours, and which finger deserves the most power. It’s creative, unhi...

It’s a McDonald’s Draft! Lucas and Justin are on the clock, drafting straight from the Golden Arches menu to build the perfect order. Big Macs, nuggets, breakfast legends, and questionable reaches all make an appearance in this episode of You're on the Clock! If you’ve ever stared at a McDonald’s menu too long… this episode is for you. Thank you, Jimmy's North Star, for sponsoring this sho...

Welcome to  You’re On The Clock —the comedy draft podcast where people build the perfect roster, and argue while doing it… Sponsored by  Jimmy’s North Star! We made it to 50 episodes...and we’re celebrating in a big way. For the first time in You’re on the Clock history, this episode is available on video! In honor of the milestone, Lucas and Justin draft things tied to 50 , diving into trivia, ch...

Lucas, Ryan, and Justin get saucy this week as they draft the best sauces of all time. From fast-food staples to fridge essentials and a few controversial picks, things heat up quickly as they debate what truly makes a sauce elite. Tune in and decide who built the tastiest lineup in this flavorful episode of You’re On the Clock.

A lot happened in 2025... so let’s draft it. On this episode of You’re on the Clock , Lucas and Malerie look back on the past year and draft their best moments that defined 2025. It’s a fun reflection on a year that flew by. We’re excited for what 2026 has in store... but first, let’s celebrate the year that was.

Lucas, Ryan, and Justin ring in the new year with the biggest draft of the calendar— months ! From summer heat to holiday hype, the crew battles over vibes, weather, nostalgia, and pure chaos as they fight for the best 12-month lineup. Enjoy! Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsoring this show!

Lucas and Justin are back on the clock—this time drafting white foods. From elite carbs to questionable dairy decisions, the guys go head-to-head building their culinary dream teams while debating what actually counts as “white.” It’s chaotic, it’s competitive, and it’s definitely not doctor-approved. Tune in now! Thank you, Jimmy's North Star, for sponsoring!

Last week it was Christmas movies … this week we’re sticking with the holiday vibes and drafting our all-time favorite Christmas songs ! Lucas, Ryan, Steven, and Erika are on the clock, building the ultimate festive playlist. From timeless classics to modern bangers, guilty pleasures to “don’t judge me” jams, this draft has it all. Who reaches? Who steals? Who builds the best holiday lineup? Tune...

Lucas, Erika, Steven, and Cory go on the clock to draft their favorite Christmas movies! From all-time classics to chaotic holiday gems, this festive episode breaks down nostalgic favorites, controversial picks, and the ultimate holiday-watch power rankings. Which movie goes 1.01? Who reaches too early? Grab some hot cocoa and enjoy this holiday draft! Thank you Jimmy's North Star for sponsori...

Winter is coming. Lucas and Malerie brave the blizzard in this week’s episode of  You’re on the Clock , drafting the ultimate snow day activities. Stay warm out there. Sponsored by  Jimmy’s North Star !