Woody's Workday Kickoff

A museum of FAILURE opens in Canada .. and the 10 most popular shows America streamed in 2025.

Plenty of Classic Country artist touring news .. and the greatest animated material of our lifetimes is coming back!

A felony for throwing a ketchup packet .. and a guy who sold, stole, then re-sold the same cars - multiple times - on FB Marketplace are among out Boneheads .. and a new Buzzfeed survey showing the things that you & I considered luxuries back in the day .. that are everday common today!

Snow Emergency info .. the storm's historical ranking, etc., and a quick recap of the NFL Conference Championship games .. even early intel on an AD we'll see during the Big Game!

'Workday Kickoff' resident jokester Phil from Westerville delivers another CLEAN funny for your weekend joke telling pleasure (wouldn't mind letting folks know where to catch 'em each Friday AM), and FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold joined for our weekly Blue Jacket Report!

Nashville's Belmont University steps up its 'DollyVerse,' and screw the Academy Awards .. America needs to know what films to AVOID - so we present the 46th annual Golden Raspberry Awards!

A Lyft rider who steals the Lyft, and Indeed's Top 10 jobs to consider in '26 if you're thinking of changing careers!

An Emu in handcuffs (or 'legcuffs' in this case), 15,000 crabs on the loose in Ireland just a couple of the WEEEIRD stories we have for you today .. and the nine new emojis coming soon .. all right here!

The Grand Ole Opry gained its 235th member over the weekend (a Classic Country fave from the '90's), and a list of childhood chores .. from a fellow OG .. has gone viral.  Begs your response:  What were YOUR childhood chores?

Our resident Friday joke teller, Phil from Westerville, delivers a groaner .. and FanDuel Sports Network's Dave Maetzold unpacks what has been a pretty incredible last seven days for the CBJ!

Stories about LEECHES, what NOT to say to a judge in court .. and a TN bear with quite the sweetooth .. plus the crazy list of (largely immaterial things) America thinks it knows best!?

Another great crop of stories about idiots (that will be you feel smarter!), and a new report showing the ten best jobs to have in America.

The Consumer Electronics Show .. the largest of its kind in America .. wrapped up last weekend.  And while there's always some eye-popping, super cool new tech - there's also some that's facepalm-worthy .. we have the best of the worst.  And whatever's going on with Dolly is going to keep her from attending her own birthday special at the Grand Ole Opry this weekend!

It's almost here .. Girl Scout Cookies!  GSOH's Tammy Horton joined us this morning .. and we focused our 'Bonehead Spotlight' on Louisiana!

Our weekly funny from the show's resident joke teller, Phil from Westerville .. plus FanDuel Sport Network's Dave Maetzold joining us to recap the Blue Jackets third straight setback .. and the daunting date that lies ahead.

Eight things we did in the 90's (and didn't think much about doing them) .. that we'd never do today.  Plus, our conversation w/Larry Stewart, former lead singer of Restless Heart.

A brand new poll from the people who provide polls for meaningless things (YouGov.com) found a surprising number of Americans haven't ever experienced "severe pain!?"  What??  And it may be early January, but we already have a leader in the clubhouse for "WEEEIRDO-of-the-Year!"

Another FL idiot to make fun of .. and the axe fell in Cleveland Monday!

Not much of anything has happened yet in the way of Classic Country news .. so we look back at the Opry's newsmaking 2025!

2026 stars the way '25 ended .. bizarre!  Today we spotlight fast food-loving weirdos challenging the voracity of pork content in the McRib (and I'm pretty sure they have a case), to a violent dispute at a Las Vegas KFC!

Here's another CLEAN (they all are) joke you can tell anywhere over the Holidays .. and while OSU enjoys a Bye Week in the first round of the CFB Playoffs - Buckeyes HOF'er Jeff Logan joined us to talk about who he thinks OSU will be playing in the Cotton Bowl Classic.

I'll admit upfront - I'm a #5!  And a great crop of complete weirdos today.

We track Columbus' unimpressive ranking .. and another Classic Country, 60's/70's legend passes.

We've never had a Leg of Lamb featured in a BHOTD before .. but we do today.  And how great would it be if we could legally declare our PETS as exemptions!?  A NY attorney has filed suit to do so.

Another tragic celebrity stabbing in the affluent LA suburb of Brentwood .. and show me your Christmas cookies (woody@1039themaverick.com)!