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The Real Housewives of New York City slogs through its latest vacay episode, trading in the fun squabbles and conflict of last week for… dick pics?  It’s a regrettable step backwards for the show, the franchise, and Bravo as the cast attempts to drum up any kind of excitement.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads,...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threa...

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht , there’s a very impressive play. A play about a jellyfish that stung a very complain-y woman. Then it’s a fight over who sleeps less and a once in a lifetime sober night for poor, poor Gary. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for t...

Another busy week for the now out of work Vanderpump Rules cast. James was arrested for DV, Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend publicly accused him of cheating, and reports said that Ariana was…happier than ever and doing great tyvm. Also, Bethenny Frankel weighs in on sauce and drones and Brandi might get help fighting the parasites she claims are in her face. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on...

The Real Housewives of Potomac is all about a couple’s lagoon party, which is…new. If you were dying to know more about Karen and Ray’s sex life, now’s your chance! CONGRATS. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatc...

There’s fallout from JT’s cane faux-paus on Southern Charm , and Craig is more than happy to fan the flames with some blatant lies. Meanwhile, Whitney cupcake shames Molly, and JT reveals an inflated sense of importance in Madison’s life.  Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens an...

This is part 2 of 2! The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Mexico with a PowerPoint presentation and a lot of acrimony about room assignments. Will Bronwyn get more offended than she did last week, the week before that, or the week before that? And who will get clobbered with a bag of shampoo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live e...

This is part one of a two-parter! The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to Mexico with a PowerPoint presentation and a lot of acrimony about room assignments. Will Bronwyn get more offended than she did last week, the week before that, or the week before that? And who will get clobbered with a bag of shampoo? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and particip...

The Real Housewives of New York City head to Puerto Rico where Uba takes a stand, another hysterical prank is pulled, and Brynn flounders around trying to be offended about stuff.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhat...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues their trip to Oceanaide with a vow to act like sisters. Unfortunately, they choose to act like the Richards sisters and fight a lot. Ah well, at least Dorit gets some stuff off her chest. Again. And again. And then more.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new com...

This is part one of a two-parter! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues their trip to Oceanaide with a vow to act like sisters. Unfortunately, they choose to act like the Richards sisters and fight a lot. Ah well, at least Dorit gets some stuff off her chest. Again. And again. And then more.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new commu...

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht , a jellyfish stings a guest, Daisy forgets rosé, Danny flirts awkwardly with Chase, and Cloyce messes up his timing. Just another day in Ibiza. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagra...

The Real Housewives of Potomac features a grab bag of family dynamics, starting with GIzelle contesting a will and ending with Mia having yet another cringey scene with Gordon. In the middle of it all, Ashley goes speed dating and announces her dream of having a chicken coop. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/wa...

Southern Charm returns for another season of boy squabbles and Charleston drawls. A newly ayahuasca’d up Shep is totally cured while JT lands on the bad some of Ms. Patricia. Not a good place to be… Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @r...

You know it’s a good episode when the entire thing takes place at one party, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City just gave us that. It’s Meredith’s Bat Mitzvah! The show manages to deliver a poignant ceremony with a healthy does of high-body-count hair, and we’d have it no other way. We all became adults tonight. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.c...

The Real Housewives of New York City celebrate Raquel’s engagement at a ballroom party and Erin gets Ubah worked up just for fun. Gotta have a hobby!  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? https://ww...

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit the beach for a rough and tumble game of Duck Duck Goose before Dorit and Kyle have it out in front of the girls. Jennifer Tilly turns out to be rich rich, Mau comes back for an awkward visit, and Kathy Hilton puts her own head on a stick.  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join...

It’s not a season of Below Deck Sailing Yacht without girls declaring war over an absolute goober of a man, so have at it, ladies. Also, Captain Glenn gets a solo cave day after his crew messes up a couch, and Danni finally gets that D she’s been hollering about. Next! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhat...

Vanderpump Rules, as we know it, is over. We spend a good chunk of this week’s live episode going over social media posts and memories. Make way for another reboot! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live ( Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens ) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens)  To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat,...

The Real Housewives of Potomac features a building scaling Ashley and an activated Mia. Also, Stacey learns that men are kinda liars at all times. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . You can now gift Patreon to friends and family. And is there a better gift than these faces? Tickets for the Mou...

This week’s Dwell Hello follows a House Hunters episode ( S169 E6 ) about a Texas couple that needs acres, a nearby barn, and babies. Lots of babies. Will their hard headed horse be elected neigh-or? We’ll see!  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

This is part 2! It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on.. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.c...

This is part one of a two-part recap! It’s a Troop Beverly Hills-themed parking lot party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Bronwyn is stepping in it again. Meredith shakes her wig a lot, Mary loses it with the ladies, and Robert Jr finally opens up about what’s been going on.. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus...