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This is part one of a two-part recap! We join Top Chef Canada under a freeway and no one even offered us a hit. WTF? To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

Real Housewives of Atlanta centers on the aftermath of Kenya’s salon stunt. The girls rally, but who are they rallying around? And is Brit going to waste her temporary goodwill by the end of the episode? To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are no...

We’re live in Chicago to cover Summer House! Jessie hosts a Shabbat dinner as an excuse to sing for too long, Lindsay confronts Carl with a wonky Lil timeline, and Paige talks herself out of the Craig of it all. To watch our video recaps, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria...

We are live in Boston to recap the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion part two! Sutton is on some kind of a sedative, Jennifer Tilly eats candy, and Dori gets in some sick burns about main road living. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now...

This week on Dwell Hello, a couple moves to Germany where they can luxuriate in the Black Forest, but unfortunately they are plagued by tractors, rolling hills, and a mother. This is a recap of House Hunters International S152E05 Fairy Tale in Germany, and we watched it on Max. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmande...

Denise Richards & Her Wild Things fills its last episode with a family photo shoot and a lesson on body makeup. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow u...

This is part 2 On Below Deck Down Under , a tense day at work bubbles over into an evening of scolding, tears, and one very consequential mistake. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com  Find bonus ep...

This is part one of a two-part recap On Below Deck Down Under , a tense day at work bubbles over into an evening of scolding, tears, and one very consequential mistake. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.c...

This is part 2 of 2 It’s the episode we’ve been bracing for on Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Kenya brings on her own demise when she displays posters of Brit at her hair spa opening. It’s… not good. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now...

This is part one of a two-part recap It’s the episode we’ve been bracing for on Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Kenya brings on her own demise when she displays posters of Brit at her hair spa opening. It’s… not good. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens . Tickets for the Mounting Hyst...

The 10th season of Southern Charm concludes with part 2 of the reunion. Venita and JT mend their wonky relationship, and the cast confronts Craig about his temper. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com  Find...

This is part 2 of 2 This week on Summer House , Carl faux-launches his Soft Bar concept with a Friends & Family event in NJ. Jesse, meanwhile, faces scrutiny over a sucked toe and heavy flirtations.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for our North American tour on sa...

This is part one of a two-part recap This week on Summer House , Carl faux-launches his Soft Bar concept with a Friends & Family event in NJ. Jesse, meanwhile, faces scrutiny over a sucked toe and heavy flirtations.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for our North Am...

Charlie Sheen makes his big reality TV debut on this week’s Denise Richards & Her Wild Things .  We learn he likes lentil soup, has fears of carrots, and recently got his neck done. Check out the ep for all the sordid details.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus Recaps, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets...

This is part 2 of 2 This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accuses Garcelle of being uninteresting. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting H...

This is part one of a two-part recap! This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, Dorit talks about her crumbling marriage, and Erika, whose season revolved around wallpaper, accuses Garcelle of being uninteresting. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets...

On Below Deck Down Under , Wihan does less and less and complains more and more, which frustrates everyone and sets the season on a course to chaos. Yay! It’s all set in motion by a foam party for some douchey guests, so get ready for some mopping drama. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

This week on Crappy Hour, Garcelle leaves RHOBH, Erika Jayne might have to pay the piper, Bethenny gets read by Dolores, Brit makes an ass out of herself on RHOA, Brooke comes for Denise Richards, and all the other Bravo News we can fit into an hour. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT! Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronnieka...

This is part 2 of a two-parter! Brit reveals herself to be a true tryhard on The Real Housewives of Atlanta when she throws a fit at a bank party for zero reason and announces that she’s got a pistol. Meanwhile, Drew records … something with Hot Dog Dubin and Shamea records something with someone who most likely doesn’t specialize in weiners. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus...

This is part one of a two-part recap! Brit reveals herself to be a true tryhard on The Real Housewives of Atlanta when she throws a fit at a bank party for zero reason and announces that she’s got a pistol. Meanwhile, Drew records … something with Hot Dog Dubin and Shamea records something with someone who most likely doesn’t specialize in weiners. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White...

We’re live for Summer House in Philly! Jessie is without a girl to rub on, so he lets his “toe” get sucked in a foursome with Imrul. Guys it’s not his fault. Women just want him so badly! Also, Kyle and Craig go toe to toe in their spritzer wars, and Carl meets Lil’s parents. Huge Lemur energy. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode thr...

We’re live in DC to cover the Southern Charm Reunion Part One! Craig cries about Paige, Shep and Molly talk about bangin, and Venita and JT get into a very confusing timeline fight. To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at wat...

Top Chef: Canada is in full swing and we’re finally here to run down the chefs via their bios and to talk turkey about the first few episodes. Bon appetit! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes...

The Valley is back for season 2 and we’re here to trash the trailer shot by shot. Will Michelle get caught being a high priced call girl? Will Brittany finally rid herself of the Jax scourge? Will Janet ever wear anything other than rayon? Let’s find out! You can watch the video version of this along with all our other recaps and catch our White Lotus bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

This week on Dwell Hello, an artist in Phoenix wants to find a tiny house that features a proper bedroom, a full-sized kitchen, a bath tub, a closet, and place to paint. Sounds reasonable!  This is a recap of House Hunters S163E08 Artist Wants It All in a Tiny House, and we watched it on Max. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @r...