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It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Na...

It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhat...

Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while you l...

The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Ramona C...

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patre...

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segment...

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our liv...

Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at...

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchw...

Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited Kin...

GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at www. CrappensMerch.com. You can also find sto...

The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited King of Snarkasm tees throug...

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhat...

The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com **New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through Oct 15 at www. CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links...

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon....

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out informatio...

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires. See acast.com/privacy for privacy...

The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com...

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...

It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trainor. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links a...

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at w...

The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle...

Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live...

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all an...