Vanity Project

Charles and Laura gently probe with manicured fingers at Laura’s new [read: raw, unedited] autofiction, titled “Horseshoe Theory, or HOOF RESTORATION VERY SATISFYING”. Listen in to the two waifs’ last-ditch effort at It-Girl-isms and self-aggrandisement before reforming themselves with some sense of humility. They ponder the ceiling of Sydney’s degrees of separation, and inch closer to interviewin...

Laura and Charles are joined by versatile submerging artist, Drew Connor Holland as they play boy-girl-boy-girl and talk all things female-to-male crossdressing. As Drew and Laura make a valiant effort to pronounce Inez and Vinoodh, Charles googles ‘girls kissing’ and addresses his sexual confusion. They critique the drag-industrial-complex, dance monkey dance diva worship and all things Jo Calder...

Charles and Laura are joined by special recurring guest star of the pod, Lev Kaya, to chat all things Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Fourth wheel with your favourite threesome as they experience love, laughter, gay-best-friendship, and colonial plundering, oh my! Attempts were made at bringing feminist, queer, and post-colonial analysis (guess who is who), and Lev and Laura plan a secret podcast heist t...

Get in bed with Laura and Charles as they read Charles' text I'll Teach You How to- .  A tale of epic body proportions and ratty blonde hair extensions, set in three acts. I'll Teach You How to- is self-insert fan-fiction. Its autodidacticism, except the auto, is the Pussy Wagon with Camille Paglia in the driver's seat and the didact is Sue Sylvester subbing sex-ed... "Everybody open up your...

Join Charles and Laura as they immerse themselves in states, sexy , Laura’s new experimental writing piece. We air some dirty, c*nted-up, behind the scenes podcast laundry, and read Dodie Bellamy’s Cunt-Ups alongside Sarah Rodigari’s Pulp . They discover the reasons Charles audibly groans each week when Laura references The L Word , delve into Cicciolina’s foreign policy (sex), and her imagined co...

Charles and Laura are joined by Brother of The Pod, Samuel, to talk Spring Summer 2022. Samuel fills a gaping hole in our knowledge about The Simpsons while we bring fervour to low-waists and the Azealia Banks model of Body Positivity. We violently disagree about nostalgia, multiple L words (Loewe notwithstanding), and maternity-strength-inspired jumpsuits. In the words of Lindsey Wixon, this podc...

Join Charles and Laura at la barre as their sadomasochistic compulsion to DANCE brings them closer to the brink of Climax than ever before! Something Suspiria this way comes… They talk affliction, addiction, foot surgery, cosmetic competitive leg elongation, having a day job as a welder, and The Arronofsky Method . Le pod reveals the origins of Sealing With A Loving Kiss, and the cultural fascinat...

Join foreign correspondents, Laura and Charles, as they try to locate America on Dan Levy’s Met map. They discuss the ins and outs of American fashion as it pertains to the 2021 Met Gala. From taxing the rich to pegging the patriarchy, the question remains: “I don’t really care. Do U?” Listen and look along to this innovative podcast experience by opening the Lookbook slideshow attached on Patreon...

Charles and Laura relieve themselves with a warm glass of natural champagne while dissecting piss counter-culture and semiotics so that you don’t have to! They ask, what do Lady Gaga, Alexa Demie, Fergie, Kim Kardashian, and trough man have in common? Join them for a meeting in the ladies' room for performative disgust, denaturalising wet-look Westwood & Margiela, and pissing as resistance. He...

Charles and Laura go down on a Body Of Evidence Madonna double feature to celebrate their favourite sexagenarian’s birthday week so that you don’t have to! Get into the groove with these material girls as they desperately-seek-salvation. They chat coke in Oregon, hot wax, on-screen cunnilingus, justifying my kink, the susanification of Sydney, as well as the release and legalisation of sex. Head o...

Charles & Laura invite favourite female, Lev, to read Females by Andrea Long-Chu, so that you don't have to! Forced sissification is kind of foxy-moronic, so when she says 'everyone is female, and everyone hates it,' they kind of take it in their stride. They straddle the axes of critical desire, homophobic gay porn, 'you are valid' culture and macrophillic compulsions. Listen, as they dive he...