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Send us Fan Mail Three friends reflect on their complicated relationship with golf, from childhood obsessions to adult misadventures and the unexpected joys found in a sport that's simultaneously frustrating and addictive. • Tony recounts learning golf at age 12 with his friend Jeff, playing endless rounds at a par-three course called Zoblocky • Golf took a backseat when teenage interests eme...

Send us Fan Mail Three dads navigate the murky waters of online child safety, debating the real dangers of popular platforms like Roblox and why one father made the drastic decision to ban it from his children's devices. • Shocking discovery of predatory behavior on Roblox, a platform with 65 million concurrent players • Chris Hansen's involvement in exposing online predators targeting c...

Send us Fan Mail Three sports enthusiasts share their wildest and most memorable live sporting event experiences, from bench-clearing baseball brawls to electrifying UFC matches in Milwaukee. • The thrill of watching a bench-clearing brawl at a Milwaukee Brewers game after a pitcher punched a player named Siri • Using a mom's handicap parking tag to score prime tailgating spots at the stadium...

Send us Fan Mail Chris reluctantly becomes a camper owner when his wife fulfills her longtime dream of buying a tow-behind camper for $1,000 from Facebook Marketplace. What follows is a hilarious journey into the unexpected realities of RV ownership, from towing nightmares to bathroom etiquette. • Wife has wanted a camper for years, talking about fixing one up and eventually finding the perfect on...

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Send us Fan Mail We share a nightmare hotel experience that occurred at the start of our family vacation to the Great Smoky Mountains, featuring an abandoned front desk, malfunctioning room equipment, and a tennis ball under the bed. • The hotel nightmare begins with a 45-minute wait at an unmanned reception desk • Phones ring unanswered throughout the hotel while guests stand helplessly in the lo...

Send us Fan Mail Our magical Disney World adventure takes an unexpected turn when we encounter an army of gigantic Florida cockroaches during the Phantasmic nighttime show at Hollywood Studios. What begins as an exciting family outing with prime seating quickly transforms into a horror show as hundreds of enormous roaches emerge from a manhole cover, creating waves of panic throughout the audience...

Send us Fan Mail Three friends reminisce about their first cars and the freedom, breakdowns, and bizarre incidents that came with teenage car ownership in the 1990s. • Jay's "Red Wolf" - a maroon Ford Taurus that cost $500 and lasted only a week before breaking down • Chris's 1977 gold Pontiac Catalina with bench seating that received an unintentional tattoo imprint during a ro...

Send us Fan Mail Jay recounts a reckless driving incident from his youth that resulted in property damage, legal consequences, and important life lessons.  • Jay and his friend went to a dance club where they consumed alcohol • After leaving, Jay drove recklessly, blowing through stop signs on the way home • While turning a corner near his grandparents' house, Jay crashed into a neighbor&apos...

Send us Fan Mail Tony recounts his recent three-day spa retreat celebrating his 24th wedding anniversary with his wife. The experience was filled with unexpected moments, awkward encounters, and surprising revelations about luxury pampering. • Confusion about spa dress code leads Tony to wear only a robe with nothing underneath • First-time facial experience with a specialist named after Tony&apos...

Send us Fan Mail Chris shares his frustrating experience with a car dealership over a warranty recall repair that turned into a multi-week ordeal of poor service and damaged car parts. • Chris receives repeated recall notices about a buzzing sound in his minivan's sliding door • Dealership makes him wait three weeks for an appointment, then doesn't have the needed part • When returning f...

Send us Fan Mail Jay and Chris discuss the uncomfortable realities of dealing with aggressive dogs while working in clients' homes, sharing personal stories of dog attacks and the complex aftermath. • Jay recounts getting bitten by a client's poodle and how he instinctively punched the dog to defend himself • Chris shares his more severe dog attack experience involving a Weimaraner that...

Send us Fan Mail Tony shares his harrowing experience flying back from Orlando with his 11-year-old son who has severe flight anxiety and his fearless 4-year-old who enjoyed tormenting his brother. • Tony's family vacation to Orlando included theme parks, Legoland, Disney, and daily trips to Universal CityWalk • The flight to Florida experienced one bad drop that triggered his son Chase'...

Send us Fan Mail We dive into Chris's epic weekend house party that evolved into a 24-hour rager, complete with barbecue, fire pits, and an Umphrey's McGee concert adventure. • Chris hosted an all-day party that transformed from a pre-concert gathering to a sunrise after-party • The crew traveled to the Riverside Theater via city bus, where Chris befriended and smuggled a stranger named...

Send us Fan Mail Jay shares his concerns about his 12-year-old son being bullied at school, prompting a candid discussion about generational approaches to handling bullies and what parents can do when their children are targeted. • The hosts share personal experiences with bullying from their childhoods • Discussion of different strategies to counter bullies, including the "Eight Mile" a...

Send us Fan Mail This episode delves into the challenges of parenting in a consumer-driven society, contrasting our childhood experiences with modern-day realities. We share personal stories highlighting the nostalgia of starter jackets and the implications of raising overly pampered children in an often disposable world. • Growing up with significant differences in childhood wealth  • The importa...

Send us Fan Mail We dive deep into the psychology and tactics of snow removal, exploring everything from avoiding responsibility to neighborhood snow-clearing dynamics. Our lighthearted debate reveals how something as simple as clearing a driveway can expose personality traits, living situations, and neighborly relationships. • Different approaches to snow removal based on housing situation • The...

Send us Fan Mail Our podcast intro goes hilariously off the rails when a host makes an unexpected comment with his mic on, leading to a completely unfiltered conversation about studio equipment needs and absurd fundraising ideas. • Discussion about needing to revamp our podcast studio with proper tables and microphone stands • Joke about starting a fundraiser with questionable content creation str...

Send us Fan Mail We explore the anxieties, costs, and humor surrounding dental visits and share personal anecdotes about navigating the dental landscape. Our conversations dive into fears, innovations in dental technology, and the importance of transparency in dental care. • Discussing the shared fear of dental visits  • Sharing personal stories about avoidance and consequences  • Highlighting the...

Send us Fan Mail This episode showcases a hilarious yet chaotic event where friends forced each other into a comedy challenge. The conversation dives deep into their experiences, the nature of friendship, the art of comedy, and reflects on the unexpected outcomes of their stand-up night.  • Friends share the diabolical challenge of performing stand-up comedy  • Tension rises as they recount prepar...

Send us Fan Mail A wild honeymoon turns into a comedic disaster filled with turbulence, hotel chaos, and drunken escapades in Mexico. Jay shares hilarious tales from the trip, underscoring the unpredictable nature of travel and the value of humor in navigating misfortunes.  • Highlights the expectations versus reality of a honeymoon  • Captures travel woes from flights to hotel check-ins  • Discus...

Send us Fan Mail We reminisce about our Bucks game experience that highlighted the joy of camaraderie, unexpected challenges, and shared adventures. Through mishaps and laughter, we reflect on the sensation that sports create, bringing friends and memories alike as we navigate modern-game experiences. • The episode explores the logistics of planning a game night with friends  • The experience of a...

Send us Fan Mail Building memories through shared experiences leads to powerful connections between fathers and their children. We discuss fishing trips filled with lessons on persistence and accomplishment, coaching soccer, and the fulfilling moments that come from being involved in their endeavors.  • The joys of fishing: milestones and achievements  • Setting personal goals in fishing  • Celebr...

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Send us Fan Mail This episode delves into the fascination with romance novels and how they influence real-life perceptions of love and relationships. The hosts share personal anecdotes and explore the allure of fictional desires, highlighting the impact of reading on modern intimacy.  • Personal reading habits leading to a deeper discussion  • Observations about significant others’ book choices  •...