Top Flight Time Machine

Ahead of our new, weekly topical episodes, we’ve sent the Time Machine forwards to try and predict what will happen in the coming season. We also watched the last 20 minutes of the transfer window while we recorded the episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roy Evans gets eased out, John Gregory gives mental health advice, Phil Babb clatters his knackers, Robbie Fowler sniffs the pitch, and Joe Kinnear’s heart packs up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christian Gross arrives on the tube, Roy Hodgson returns from European exile, Temuri Ketsbaia has a striptease meltdown, Ron Noades appoints himself at Palace, and we also look at Sky Sports' marketing strategies, Ever Decreasing Circles and shop vibes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Graeme Souness is duped into signing Ali Dia, Kevin Keegan gets confused about miracles, Howard Wilkinson lashes out at Leeds and plots a swallow-based training session, Tony Adams bins the booze and gets addicted to self-reflection, John Motson describes an otherworldly goal and which player has a heart that is even bigger than his entire body? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Sexy sexy sexy. With sexy foreigners, sexy football, the sexy team bus video that killed Newcastle United's title challenge and Peter Schmeichel's scorched douglas, this was easily the most erotically-charged Premier League season to date. Oh, and there was Bruce Rioch as well.,, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another season examined by Andy and Sam, including George Graham's hole in the corner, how many helicopters you'd need to lower an elephant into Selhurst Park, a lawyer visiting a barber's shop for the very first time, and Rodney Marsh - cat-killer... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some of the highlights of the Premier League's second season, including speculation over the smell of John Gorman, Alex Ferguson's cocker spaniel observations, some expensive Clubcall memories, a very NSFW movie quiz and Bill Kenwright's Everton 'mechanism'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The dawning of the Premier League and the rebirth of football itself. All the major issues are discussed, including cheerleaders, Jack Walker's millions, Alan Cork's proto-hipster beard, Alan Hansen's throbbing vein and Sheffield cutlery manufacturing etiquette. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.