Top Flight Time Machine

Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of football. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tftimemachine.com ) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.