The Valleycast

It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires. This is the problem with talking about memes on a podcast that goes up days later. Even if we wake up at 4:23, dive into a pool, drown our faces in ice water, and then finish working out by 4:25, we've already missed the meme's window of relevance....

With Steve out, it's Joelliott time. That means we're talking things that annoy us, like that trend where people just stare at a video they're watching and nod, or empathy. Potato potahto, right?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitt...

As Elliott wows/disappoints Joe and Steve with his silly Ninja Creami, Steve baffles Joe and Elliott with his secret ball of ice cream. Did you have an ice cream ball? Why did no one tell us about this? Why did have Creami if ball do ice cream good too? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Fol...

While Elliott parades nude through the streets of storm-stricken Sarasota and while Joe moans another Monday in Montana, Steve sticks to the sweet stuff: birthdays, Severance, and THE DHARMA INITIATIVE?! That's right, check out the new documentary about LOST here: http://gettinglostdoc.com ! Also Owen's there. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! O...

With Bereta and Morgan both out this week, Zaragoza regales you (assuming you've already been sufficiently galed) with a fed-up diatribe of first-world-problem proportions. That's right, we're talking about adult stuff on this episode, like how cell phones are inherently fraudulent, all while multitasking with some Jackbox. It's the kind of content only the best can pull off, which is why we're CO...

Check out DJ's new project and help bring it to life by clicking here: http://dangerboicomic.com ! In addition hearing about DANGER BOi, this episode also features the dangerous little man himself, DJ Wooldridge! And hey... quick question... do you guys remember that dude who got bonkers high and walked around It's a Small World at Disneyland completely n*ked? Well HUSH UP ABOUT IT! Music/SFX: If...

Joe returns just in time for Elliott to flaunt his new dog and his fat stacks that he got from selling... a "stove." We'll say stove. Are you tired of biopics? Have you ever laughed in public at no-no words? Do you think Brock is the cutest little brick this side of the Mississippi? All this and more on the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic...

Left to their own devices once again, Elliott and Steve DIVE into the world of aquariums, upcoming films from long-dead (practically jurassic) franchises, and whether evolutionary panentheism offers a glimpse into the inherent meaning of life. It's your typical Valleycast, by which we mean... life-changing. Ever been to an aquarium? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on...

In this episode, Elliott and Steve vent about the current state of YouTube content - without accidentally namedropping the channels even once! Now, I have since seen some of the channels we vent about, and wowza, suffice it to say... Steve was right. Steve's always been right.... Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share....

In this episode, Elliott introduces Joe and Steve to his new foster pet, Brock, who is a 10-month-old labradoodle from https://www.californiadoodlerescue.org/ and you can contact them if you'd like to make Brock, who's the sweetest little shyboy ever, your perma-pet. Anyway, we also talk about TV shows and movies I think? I don't know, I gotta go check on Brock... Music/SFX: If you like our sounds...

With Steve in Long Beach, Joe in Burbank, and Elliott in east Los Angeles, the gang gets caught up on the past week of terrifying fires. We're all doing well, thank you for asking, but if you'd like to help with the ongoing efforts, please feel free to check out the link below. The Pasadena Humane Society is doing great work and needs monetary donations to buy necessary medical supplies for the in...

Happy new year, everyone! This 2025, it's all about getting your wife's car decked out with bullet holes and having to flee your home due to wildfires! Hoping everyone stays safe throughout the WHOLE year, and we wish you all the best. And don't forget... you'll shoot your eye out! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://shar...

It's that time of the year again, folks, when there's a new... year. It happens every year, can you believe it? Can you even BELIEVE it? In this episode, Joe and Steve hold down the fort while Elliott remains missing. If you have any info on his whereabouts, please don't tell us, we are very busy. He said something about finding an old VHS of Fargo that led to a treasure but we don't remember. Mus...

How fun! It's the Valleycast LIVE! Steve did a twitch live stream with YOU the listeners/patrons of The Valleyfolk, and played Jackbox Games Quiplash 3! Please enjoy this special, and unhinged holiday Vcast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays,...

Drones, plasma people, and Anton Mesmer... who couldn't resist this foray into the unknown? Was Mesmer a charlatan? Are drones merely nothing to worry about? And is "shooting down" the drones only on side of the aisle? No, no it's not. Elliott was wrong, which is in and of itself remarkable. Why are traffic lights so much bigger than they look? Have you ever seen a condor? It's a bird, it's a plan...

In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but it's too late I guess. Also, The Lord of the Rings holds up, and should we talk about the healthcare CEO assassin?! SHOULD WE?! HAS ANYBODY TALKED ABOUT IT YET?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! O...

Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also important to remember that your face is totally fine the way it is. It's also fine to make it different. It's also fine the way it is. You feel? Oh, you don't feel? Well you should have that checked out. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FR...

We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT THE HELL!!?? ARE WE GROWING?!?) Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheVall...

This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheVall...

Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta:    / joebereta       / joebereta   Elliott Morgan:    / elliottcmorgan      / elliottmorgan   Steve Z...

It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually text each other political memes? Please enjoy, and...

In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheV...

In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an app that lets you listen to books for free (regard my recommendation), and the most important topic of all: WHO KILLED MY BIRD FRIEND?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://sh...

Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually be preparing for and fleeing from ANOTHER hurricane, then you go back home, catch a Weezer concert, play some Zelda, and floss with your friends. That's what we like to call... HAMMER TIME. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONT...

As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics with friend of the show, @RalphDapel Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheVal...