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We're turning 200 today, baby!!! This week, we talk noir tropes, Sharon Stone, and introduce our new fourth mic (a soundboard) as we revisit 1992's BASIC INSTINCT! swimfanspod.com

This week, we becoming pros at deboning fish and talk cocaine sons, found fathers and do some minor script doctoring in 1996's CAUGHT! swimfanspod.com

The podcast princesses expiate their sins in purgatory while trapped in the 2012 Onion-produced miniseries SEX HOUSE.

The crew agonizes (and Josh kind of cheats) over trying to pick only 10 of the best movies of all time in our selections for 2022's Sight and Sound list!   swimfanspod.com

For the last week of 2022, the doves take a big ol' bite out of cooked dudes, very red rooms and being kind of a vampire in 1989's THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

Merry Christmas to all the doves who celebrate! This week, we talk Burton, Batman and for the umpteeth time, gush about Michelle Pfeiffer in 1992's BATMAN RETURNS!

This week, the doves discuss Fabric Movies, the appeal of melodrama and everybody names their favorite chess piece in 2001's ORIGINAL SIN!

You know the cat ladies work it in their shoes and their coats. I saw one take down a big zebra just by bitin' his throat. Alright. This is 1982's CAT PEOPLE.

This week, we talk about movies unable to synthesize its various parts, the trouble with trying to be too dignified, and we update our running roster of which abstract artists are any good in 1992's DAMAGE!

This week, we're thankful for our beautiful doves who come back every ep! To show our appreciation, we talk movies without vision, a pitch for an erotic thriller musical, and the desperate need for treats in 2015's CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! swimfanspod.com

This week, we return to Shinya Tsukamoto to discuss camera as metaphor, robot pelvises as metaphor and cosmetics commercials as metaphor in 2002's A SNAKE OF JUNE!   www.swimfanspod.com

This week, we achieve our 150th Shade of Grey as we conclude our series, talking about the treachery of marrying off your erotica characters, missed opportunities, and high-level scorpions in 2018's FIFTY SHADES FREED! swimfanspod.com

Gloriously, it's once again Craig's birthday movie. This year, we talk the horrors of a police state, atonement, and faith and chance in 2006's CHILDREN OF MEN!

Josh reports about the five films (and no spoilers!) he saw at the 2022 Animation Is Film festival! Some brief impressions about movies you should totally see, and Josh trying to explain One Piece to Alex.

Finishing off Bloodbath, we talk doppelgangers, cocooned guys growing in corners, and the horrors of being trapped in a life one wants to escape in 1981's POSSESSION!

Bloodbath continues as The Doves welcome Kyle Daileda to discuss our two favorite subjects: fashion school mean girls and murder. It's Edgar Wright's Last Night in Soho. swimfanspod.com

You have chosen... the Listener Configuration for another Swimfans mini. We're rejoined by ooze correspondent Vou Pinette for a brief but very enthusiastic chat about HELLRAISER (2022)! swimfanspod.com

This week, we're joined again by ooze correspondent Vou Pinette to talk hooks, the world of Clive Barker, and everything you ever wanted to know about the CD Cenobite in 1988's HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

On the first week of Bloodbath, we take a trip into a fun madness to discuss casual strangeness, soup ladles and as always, being gay with your friends in 2003's GOZU!   swimfanspod.com    

This week on the pod, we get a little Alt to talk ghoul films, garden hoses and movies that may be made several years too late in 2013's PLUSH!

This week, pledge fealty to Dionin with us as we talk about cool caves, rave about Lady Sylvia, and discuss biggatures in 1988's THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM! swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

This week on the pod, we revisit Adrian Lyne to talk style without substance, disconnected metaphor and Dark Rourke in 1986's 9½ WEEKS! swimfanspod.com

Lord forgive we, it's time to go back to the Ghoul We. On this week's episode, we discuss glass houses, inverted Ghoul Tropes and as usual, gush about actresses in 2009's CHLOE!

This week, we return to Swimfans Classic and holding hands, we jump headfirst into the Tweediverse! We discuss serums, Bowflexes and as always, commercials from the 90s in three films starring Shannon Tweed!

This week, we wrap up our Cruel Summer series being joined by Carlos Leon-Roman of Heroes Three to talk the Alpha Trenchcoat Guy, metaphors for birds and the rich melting pot between Hollywood, the French New Wave and Asian cinema in 1967's LE SAMOURAÏ! swimfanspod.com