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Let us know what you think! Ladies and Gentlemen, strap yourselves in because you are in for a wild and crazy ride! On this episode of the “I Love Grandpa” Live studio sessions, Eric and I use the TOPICS WHEEL OF AWESOMENESS!! We of course only discuss the most important topics in todays news! We cover the Tentacle porn shortage of eastern Japan, the British tea fiasco of 1843, Roger Ebert’s secre...

Let us know what you think! None if this makes sense... But does it have to? Of course not! Hence why the name of our live studio sessions is.... "I love Grandpa". On this episode we cover sooo much. Please enjoy!  Heres a brief description of what this episode is all about. - Julia Roberts - Viral outbreaks - ebay scams  - the secret rituals of the amish - meth addicts  - THE Code annnn...

Let us know what you think! Last episode we left you with a bit of a cliff hanger, and for that… YOU ARE WELCOME!! It’s called suspense and we both know you’ve been spoiled by all the other podcasts out there! The wait is over, nothing could keep us from bringing Tim back on to talk about ALLLLL the other stuff we didn’t have time to discuss last time. I’m warning you guys, grab a coffee, some med...

Let us know what you think! Ladies and Gentlemen, strap yourselves in because you are in for a wild and crazy ride! On this episode of the Security Halt! Podcast, we are joined by our good friend Tim! Tim is a MARSOC Raider, bladesmith, and overall amazing human being. This is actually Part 1 of a 2 part series where we will discuss the circumstance surrounding his tragic and shocking upbringing,...

Let us know what you think! Whats up guys! this week Paul, Greg, and yours truly bring you the amazing and talented Joseph Theodore Belt! He is a well traveled poet that has seen all the wonders of the middle east! We cover alot of new ground on this episode and we also have an in depth interview with the design team behind Jeff Bezos Rocket Ship, "The CockRocket 1", but as always we cov...

Let us know what you think! Security Halt! "Mindful Minutes Segment" - D is for DREAMS!! Have you noticed that when we stop dreaming, setting goals, and being productive, life feels sort of blah? That’s because we were always meant to thrive! Goals and Dreams are a vital part of being able to stay on top of our mental game! The military made it easy for us to achieve and measure success,...

Let us know what you think! Season 2 Episode 16 “The Critical Theory of Veggie Omelets, John McAfee, and Space Jazz” This week we deliver the goods folks! We cover the most relevant topics in todays HARD HITTING NEWS! We talk about the Swedish Democratic process and the new age movement to sterilize the common Icelandic Snow Weasel, the current banjo epidemic, and most importantly the laws and reg...

Let us know what you think! WHAT IS UP GANG!! Today we bring you yet another WONDERFUL, INFORMATIVE, and DARE I SAY Life altering "Mindful Minutes Segment". Today we will discuss Sleep Hygiene and the powerful habits that will help you CONQUER SLEEP!!!  So grab a pen and some paper and get ready to learn how to get some solid sleep!!!! ENJOY! Support the show Produced by Security Halt Me...

Let us know what you think! Security Halt! "Mindful Minutes Segment" - A is for ANXIETY! Hello Gang! Lets talk about one of the most annoying and constant issues we all face, ANXIETY! For many of us we dealt with this prior to the Military and once we went to war, things got worse!! BUT GOOD NEWS!! I bring you some great information and some great tools to combat this little asshole!  So...

Let us know what you think! Welcome back gang, in this episode we discuss ONLY the most riveting and truly important subjects that WE ALL FACE TODAY. Such as... - Dealing with the loss of a dog that was neither good or bad... sort of like a room mate that shits on the floor. - Are we headed to a dystopian future yet? Greg and I think so! - We discuss my journey to seeking help for my mental health...

Let us know what you think! Episode 10 : “Lessons from a Kentucky Colonel”!!   Is this Wato? Or is it gay porn? Welcome back folks to the Security Halt podcast! In this episode we welcome our great friend Colonel Horatio Faulkner Gaydog. Col Gaydog regales us with many tales from our time in the 82nd. But as always we find our way into the realm of dick jokes, cum, and discussing other high calibe...

Let us know what you think! Episode 9 : NEW YEAR EXTRA SPECIAL SHOW…3 months late!   WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!! Brand New Year some ole Bullshit  As usual we discuss ONLY the most riveting news worthy things!  Such as the Myanmar Coup, Germanys fancy new homeless pods, and our new Dad in the office! But more importantly EVIL JAR JAR BINKS IS FUCKING SCARY!!! He’s the Star Wars Villain THAT WE DESERVE...

Let us know what you think! WHAT. IS.UP! Guys, THINGS HAVE BEEN HECTIC! We had to vote for a new Podcast President and things DID NOT GO WELL! We only had TWO options, a retarded octogenarian AND a dude that HAS DEFINITELY banged Greg’s mom. Of course WE VOTED FOR THE DUDE THAT BANGED OUT Greg’s MOM! BUT SOME HOW, a computer program created by a Slovakian Night Club owner rigged the election, any...

Let us know what you think! HI EVERYONE!! This episode is a fanboy dream come true for us! Today we talk to our very own FIRST SAUSAGE MAC!!! Mac was our Platoon Daddy and one of the most influential leaders we had in the 82nd. We covered a lot of topics on this one, as always we covered Star Wars and the downfall of Afghanistan. We poke fun of drone pilots. But most importantly we talk about what...

Let us know what you think! Security Halt! Podcast Episode: 006 Titled: “ Return of the Rolfe!” WHAT.IS.UP.PEOPLE!!!! Welcome to episode 006 of the Security Halt! Podcast! Todays episode is alllll about our guest JJ Rolfe. JJ is another member of our 2/504 family and his story is nothing short of AMAZING! As always we cover a lot of topics but some of our key areas of focus are: -       Why do kid...

Let us know what you think! Hey Guys!!  Welcome to episode 003 "Kevin McCallister, Snake Plisken, and CHAZ"! In this episode we discuss ASMR videos, The current state of affairs in the US, Time Traveling errors, Uwel Bol movies, Old man Kevin McCallister ( Don't worry you'll get it), and MUCH MUCH MORE!! Support the show Produced by Security Halt Media