Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

This week’s Listen to Your Heart finds one idiot sobbing about pre-cheating and a guy who looks suspiciously like Gary Busey getting all the A. This week’s bonus is a recap of Netflix’ new trash fest Too Hot To Handle. Find all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out in...

Welcome to Listen to Your Heart As Long as The Other Person is Thin And Hot! Love blooms among karaoke runner ups in this new show from the producers of The Bachelor. Thirst, desperation and failure are what these contestants already know coming into the season, and they had us at Hello (Is It Me You’re Looking For). This week’s bonus is about Colton’s book and Chad’s descent into subscription por...

Here’s Part Two of our Listen to Your Heart Cast Roast! This week’s bonus is about Colton’s book and Chad’s descent into subscription porn. Then in the next bonus, we find ourself wondering about American Idol contestants of the past. Find all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privac...

Listen to Your Heart is about to begin on ABC and we’ve got a two part cast preview to get warmed up. Enjoy! Part two will be out next week! Find all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio...

The Bachelor comes to a close with Peter crying, Hannah Ann girl powering, and Madison winning whatever prize the pilot is supposed to be. Also, Barbara becomes one of the best villains of all time. This week’s premium bonus is about the public reactions to Barbara and how the Bachelor ring game works. Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePri...

Peter’s Mom cries and sobs then cries some more on this week’s Meet the Parents episode of The Bachelor, and Peter is called “bud” a lot. This week’s premium bonus is about Clare, the new Bachelorette and Chad’s spiral into craziness. Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for...

It’s Women Tell All night on The Bachelor. There’s yelling, crying, and a lot of clips highlighting the Des Moines Facial. Oh yeah, and bullying is bad m’kay? This week’s premium bonus is about Clare, the new Bachelorette and Chad’s spiral into craziness. Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See...

Madison has given Peter one rule, and he has sex with it this week in Fantasy Suites. Will love ever be the same? This week’s premium Patreon bonus is about Victoria’s school bullying, Chad’s abuse, and The Bachelor: Cocoon Edition. Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for p...

Hold on to your virginity! It’s Hometowns! Madison has a secret, Victoria had a secret, and Kelsey sobs. A LOT. This week’s premium Patreon bonus is about Crystal and Goose breaking up and Victoria’s Marissa problem . Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-...

Jesus takes front and center this week on The Bachelor as Madison makes her intentions for a husband very clear. Unfortunately, Peter has been taken over by SATAN. This week’s premium Patreon bonus is about the Victoria F’s lame apology and theories on the end of the season . Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @S...

There’s a helicopter date, a Cosmo date, and most importantly, allegations of alcoholism in this week’s ridiculously long episode of The Bachelor. As long as Peter’s confident, guys! This week’s premium Patreon bonus is about the Cosmo drama and Grocery Store Joe breakup . Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWil...

Victoria gets a surprise from a one night stand during a one one one date on this week’s The Bachelor, and Alayah is tackled immediately on re-entry. This week’s Patreon bonus is about the Chase Rice scandal. Find it and all of our premium bonuses at rosepricks.com On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out infor...

Alaya takes center stage with ten different personalities on The Bachelor, but is she fake or is it just all imagery? To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show The Circle, become a premium member of our Patreon. Find links at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information....

A moron takes a champagne load to the face, but at least it's foine Des Moines woine! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Madison commenting on her own Insta, Big Eyes being a racist, and Colton writing a book, become a premium member of our Patreon. Find links at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for...

The ladies of The Bachelor are tested on their plane skills and Hanna comes back yet again to sob. Enjoy! To hear the second cast breakdown episode, become a premium member of our Patreon. Find links at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Pilot Pete makes out with thirty chicks in his premier episode, and Heeenah returns with thick mascara sobbing to steal his season. Enjoy! To hear the second cast breakdown episode, become a premium member of our Patreon. Find links at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See om...

The Bachelor is back with Pilot Pete for season 24 and we're here with a roast of the newest crop of dodo birds. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is Part Two of our Cast Roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnyst...

Tonight on the VERY DRAMATIC Bachelor in Paradise season finale, some couples find the strength to fake love for the ultimate prize of lucrative poop tea ads on Insta and one very wussy man wussies out and runs for the hills. This week’s premium bonus episode is a recap of the Tell All reunion episode. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! And thanks for being with...

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Dylan and Hannah get smug and make tortillas with a bunch of random villagers and Matt the farmer learns what it's like to aim too high. Sucka! The bonus is a NextDoor episode focusing on coyote fears, drugs, and ring doorbell recorders. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKara...

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Demi has a breakdown over PDA and Caelynn chooses to pay for gas for the rest of her days. The bonus is a NextDoor episode focusing on coyote fears, drugs, and ring doorbell recorders. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for pr...

Blake proves what an unoriginal imbecile he is when he cribs an 80's rom com to win a woman he can barely stand. Also, Dean finds two hour parking on the beach and comes back to confuse the hell out of Caelynn. This week's bonus is about Whole Foods flies and trying to get money out of Waze. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @Rose...

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, our sad sack Fred Flinstone hits the road after getting dumped again and somehow John Paul Jones wins the girl. We're as confused as you guys. This week's bonus is about Whole Foods flies and trying to get money out of Waze. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilde...

On this very special wedding episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Krystal marries Goose, Caelynn gets dumped and then picked up and dusted off, and Clay tries really hard to convey emotions. Oh yeah, and Derek is accused of being a podcast groupie banger. This week's bonus is about evil weed shops and Conservative meeting invite tiffs. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patr...

John Paul Jones has a conundrum on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise: pigeon or seagull? This week's bonus episode is about the evils of marijuana and a lady who reunited with the love of her life. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inform...

The other woman enters paradise, so we're in for two hours of Derek trying to sob his way through his Bachelor audition. Buckle up. This week's bonus episode is about Chad and Tanner's twitter idiocy and Colton's interview on This American Life. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   ...