Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

To get everyone up to date, we're posting this episode here on our regular feed. Next week 10 and 11 will be on Patreon. This is a DOOZY. Chelsea is told she's clingy, Clay has demons, Kenneth and Brit have a come to Jesus, Amy and Johnny keep doing Amy and Johnny and Laura helps us understand the importance of location, location, location.

It's the last episode before hometowns. Daisy isn't in love, Maria doesn't like seeing him with other women, Jen desperately needs a one on one. Who will make it to Hometowns? Join us on Patreon.com/Rosepricks to hear our Love is Blind episodes!

It's the season finale and we finally get an action packed episode. Just kidding. But it is Kyle's White Party and everyone's invited including Denise, Camille and even Jeff Lewis. Plus, Cecily updates us on what's happening with Vanderpump Rules.

We're in Montreal to eat poutine, wear fun hats and attempt to speak Francais! How do you say le group date? Plus, there's circus training, a Pretty Woman date and someone self-eliminates! Join us!

Today Cecily and Stef are with Dylan and Patrick from the podcast Bad TV to cover the first episode of Love is Blind. There is so much to unpack and so many questions like, "What's the deal with Matt?" and "Is Jessica a mom?" so join us because this episode is full of laughs!

In this penultimate regular episode of RHOBH, Annemarie (whom we are calling ANNMARIE, throws a diamond party, Erika still wants an apology and Sutton brings the term "roadie" back. We are sponsored by Vegamour.com/rosepricks use code Rosepricks for 20% off your first order!

Swordfighting, Endometriosis and a 2 on 1 date! It's another exciting episode of the Bachelor! Vegamour.com/RosePricks for 20 % off your first subscription order!

Cecily and Stefanie break down the latest episode of Real Housewives of BH. Let's just say there is a lot of Erika complaining about how poorly she was treated. As a special treat, Cecily also gives us a breakdown of Vanderpump Rules and let's just say there's a lot of Tom complaining. Hellofresh.com/RosePricksfree use code Rosepricksfree for free breakfast for life!

There's drama in the house but sadly it's the really dumb kind. Someone feels bullied, someone feels attacked and the rest dress up as odd characters and play tennis. Also there's a pageant. Please check out HelloFresh.com/rosepricksfree and use code rosepricksfree to get free breakfast in every box!

Cecily and Stefanie first discuss the premiere episode of Vanderpump Rules and then get into more Barcelona shenanigans with some ladies who love to shop. Plus, Erika gets sh*tfaced and Annemarie graduates from med school. Kidding. She's still a fake doctor. DrinkHappyViking.com use code rose for 20% off your first purchase!

In the second episode of Joey's season, Daisy gets a 1 on 1, Lauren shows herself out and Sydney attempts to start drama. Join us as we do terrible southern accents and fast forward through the boring parts! Happy Viking: DrinkHappyViking.com use Rose for 20% off your first purchase.

Girls Trip! Should be a fun getaway full of bonding and shopping right? Not if Annemarie has anything to say about it. Join us as we get all up in the Real Housewives talk!

Cecily and Stefanie are joined for the premiere of Joey's Bachelor season by Justine and Natasha from 2 Black Girls 1 Rose. Not only do we recap this first episode but we discuss past seasons, Chris Harrison and why they didn't cover Zach's season (we get it!). Go over to Patreon to hear Cecily and Stefanie's predictions for the final four plus some Homeless Not Toothless backlash. Microdose.com/R...

It's another off the rails episode of RHOBH where we find out that Annemarie pronounces her name ANNAmarie. This is worse than Gerry Turner. Get it together! By the way, did she go to med school or didn't she? We get to the bottom of it...maybe. Today's ep is sponsored by Vegamour. Go to Vegamour.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks to save 20% on your first order.

It's part 2 of our cast breakdown and things go a little off the rails. We fall in love, we dislike people for no reason and we have a lot of notes for the people who write these bios. You can follow along by going to People Magazines cast list because it goes in order and requires no clicking around! We are sponsored by Happy Viking. Go to DrinkHappyViking.com use code Rose for 20% off.

It's our extra Thursday episode and we're coming in hot with two different takes on this episode. But don't worry, unlike Dorit and Garcelle, Cecily and Stefanie manage to see each other's points and come together like true friends.

It's our favorite time of the season with our sweet lil Joey when we make a bunch of snap jugements about the women vying for his heart. Spoiler Alert: we've uncovered aliens, demons and stand-up comedians. Microdose.com promocode Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping

It's the bitter end of Taco Tuesday and Denise and Erika Jayne attempt to hit below the belt while Sutton refuses to compliment dates on their belt (too close to the penis). Kyle and Kim cry and Garcelle and Dorit unsuccessfully attempt to clear the air. Microdose.com/RosePricks for 30% off plus free shipping HelloFresh.com/rosepricksfree for free breakfast for life. Use the code rosepricksfree

It's more Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and this episode didn't disappoint. Annemarie's sphincter comments are no match for Erika Jayne's Denise takedown, Garcelle stirs the pot, Sutton continues to deny she's a coffee drinker and so much more! Visit DRINKHAPPYVIKING.COM and use code ROSE for 20% off your first purchase.

Cecily and Stefanie breakdown the latest RHOBH episode plus catch you up with their feelings on the beginning of the season. Are they #TeamKyle or #Team Sutton? Who is Annemarie and is she a doctor? What was Denise on? Why is Garcelle there? All this and more! HelloFresh.com/freerosepricks for free breakfast for life (or however long you're active on Hello Fresh!

It's the finale! Finally! Will Sam and Pilot Pete 2.0 get engaged? Obviously not. But some people do! Tune in and hear all our thoughts and frustrations as we cover all 3 hours! For information about microdosing go to Microdose.com/RosePricks and use code RosePricks for 30% off plus free shipping

Mexico is in chaos as everyone vies for those final roses. Who breaks up? Besides Jess and Blake (Mr. Chinnigan). Who might possible pretend to be in love until the end? Find out! Today's episode is brought to you by Microdose. Go to microdose.com/Rosepricks and use code rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping! Also: HelloFresh! Go to Hellofresh.com/50rosepricks and use code 50rosepricks for 50%...

Since there is no Bachelor in Paradise this week, we figured we'd offer up a peek at what's happening over on Patreon these days where we are covering Golden Bachelor. In this episode, it becomes obvious that still waters run filthy! Enjoy and if you like what you hear feel free to sign up at Patreon.com/RosePricks

Date Cards, Tantric yoga, love triangles, the truth box, Rachel's wishy-washyness, accusations of Homie Hopping, Katie Thirsty, a super mean roast, it's all happening on today's Bachelor in Paradise! Today's episode is sponsored by Lumi Labs. For more information on Microdosing go to Microdose.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping.

Our BFF Tino is back on the pod to help us recap this episode (Is he #TeamKat or #TeamOlivia?) but oh, so much more. Join us for a plus sized episode of Rose Pricks!