Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

APOLOGIES, this was the wrong file (episode 6 instead of 7) but it's fixed now! In the aftermath of Chippendales, Jen has gone missing so the other girls go looking for her on the pickleball court. Then it's out for dinner and to bars all except Taylor who is too pregnant. Just kidding, she's on probation. Mayci finally spills the secret confession to Taylor. We love Viiahemp.com/Rosepricks use co...

While Joan pines for Chock she must still go on her 101s where she hears the details of two failed marriages plus there's a surprise twist just before the rose ceremony. We almost capitalized Rose Ceremony. Are we that show now?  Treat yourself to Viiahemp.com/FCOL and use code Rosepricks for 15% off. 

Joan and her men have their Chippendales moment, Chock gets some bad news, Guy and Jordan get 101s and Cecily tells a terrifying snake story. OMG.  Please check out Viiahemp.com/FCOL and use code FCOL to get 15% off!

Sarpur finally designs Shekinah's new nose, Joanne and Sean continue to ruin their kids' lives, James realizes selling Banana Chips may not work out, Tata cries and Josh's brother is fiiine. At least Stefanie thinks so. VIIAhemp.com use code Rosepricks for 15% off! 

The women go to Vegas...well all except Whitney who left the chat to be a homesteader. But will a night at a stripclub ruin marriages? Will Dakota and Zac Affleck finally leave their wives? Will anyone care? Today's show brought to you by VIIA, premium THC (and non THC) gummies. For 15 percent off, use code ROSEPRICKS. And tell 'em we sent you!

Ryan is "alledgedly" being accused of some shady business, #JeansGate continues and it's Shannon's birthday but she hates attention you guys!

It's Stefanie's favorite show and episode one is in your feed! This may be the best season yet! Let's find out whether Love is Blind (it's not)!

This is part 2 of a 2 part episode. Enjoy.

This is part 1 of a 2 parter. Trauma dumping, singing, the ghost of Jack, the ghost of John, chest tattoos, naked massages, kickball and a possible murder - this episode has it all!

So no one is friends with Whitney anymore because she left the group chat but Whitney doesn't care, like, at all you guys! Like it's fine! She just needed some space! Layla has a divorce party and Taylor makes Mayci have a talk with Dakota to say all the things Taylor actually wants to say. 

It's more with Shekinah and Sarpur and it turns out that Sarpur is a liar! Who could have predicted! Will Shekinah leave him? Obviously not. Also, Dempsey now wants to get married? Okay. And Lily and Josh may not go the distance.

The girls are divided into two distinct factions as they go to celebrate Mayci's birthday in Provo. What could go wrong? Besides everything. Whitney cries a lot, Taylor finds out Demi called her white trash and through it all, MomTok content is made!

We had to jump on to discuss the insanity that is happening on social media concerning RHOC. Ryan B is suing Tamra, Tamra is doing damage control, Jenn is calling out Tamra, and Erika J is coming for Jenn. Plus, Kim Richards was on a psych hold but did Kyle call the paps? 

The lawsuit story is out and Shannon is butt dialing her little heart out. Emily is still upset about #PantsGate, Terry gets a nose job and Katie hosts a dinner party where everyone eats from aluminum serving dishes and $80 wine glasses. Plus, it's the Ryan showdown we've been waiting for.

This is part 2 of a 2 part episode! Trauma dumping! Cannon balls! Geritol! It's time for more Golden Bachelorette!

This is part 1 of a 2 part episode! The men are in the mansion and ready to date but first Jesse needs to explain how the show works. And then re-explain. Joan gets to relive her senior prom, go to Disneyland and judge a talent show! Spoiler alert: Cecily cries a lot!

Joanne and Sean are shocked to find out their kids aren't thrilled by the news that their parents are abandoning them, Lily and Josh try to salvage their marriage through the healing powers of dance, Corona is surprised to learn that her plan of immediately attending midwife school may not work out and James and Tata are a hot mess.

Our Mormon ladies have split into two factions: the Mean Girls and the Non-Plastics but neither are great. Someone brings a flask to the hottubbing, Demi throws a Galentines and half the girls aren't invited to Jenn (not really an Affleck)'s baby blessing.

Finally the confrontation no one asked for between Emily and Heather over Emily being asked to bring her own jeans to the fashion show plus Icky and Dicky (otherwise known as the Dos Amigos) take to the stage and Jenn's son announces he wants to move out. 

We brought you the bad news regardding the restraining orders that came out about Devin his response may even be worse. Plus, trigger warning because we read this homophobic texts to his "friend" which are beyond disgusting. All the info is uncovered on this emergency episode.

This is part 2 of a two parter! The 24 men hang in the mansh and vie for that first impression rose. Who will make it past the first episode? Plus, we make our predictions for the final 4!

This is part 1 of a two parter! It's what we've all been waiting for and it's finally here! The Golden Bachelorette featuring our queen, Joan. Let's meet the men!

Reality Steve broke some news about Devin's not so distant past and we knew we needed to break it down immediately! 

Taylor's on probation and also 8 months pregnant. Whitney is a beyotch in a bad sweater, Jen is the second cousin by marriage of Ben Affleck and a possible porn star and the rest we can't tell apart. Join us while we make fun of MomTok. Also, Cecily has a little surprise!

On this week's 90 Day the Other Way, Shekinah maaaay forgive Sarpur. Oh who are we kidding, of course she will. Josh is apparently VERY into Lilly's body but is too tired for sex, and Joanna and Shawn finally share the news that they're already married.